Dave Shields

@davidthedave.bsky.social

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Black belt in tofu. Tries to fix more things than he breaks. NUFC. YCFC. 🇦🇺

A foggy morning.
JD Vance and Erika Kirk in a loving embrace.
Leandro Paredes showing Garcia the meaning of Argentine sportsmanship.
Diego Maradona cheating like an Argie.
A bowl of alphabet soup
Trump's signature made into 3 klansmen.
Screenshot of my Bsky header
Thatcher – A study in evil Credit: @wefail.bsky.social‬
A bicycle spanner.
Trump making half naked sweaty men fight on his front lawn is a great way to celebrate Pride Month. Hats off to him.
Ms Grace Jones live in Brisbane March 2026.
Customised Balinese push bike featuring snake and leopard.
Presidential quotes and sexist shite from trump
Cybertruck owner climbing from the window of his car as it sinks into the water.
A small red community library box.
A dumpster or skip in the shape of a Cybertruck
The test card from early British television.
A woman's hands holding a kingfiher.
2 three legged dogs at the beach.
Artificially aged photo of a Beaconsfield Vic garage from 2005
A multi-layered composite of a leaf a table lamp and some clouds.
The Surf Lifesavers hut at Southport Spit last night.
President Xi laughing at trump's Art of the Deal book
Edna Krabappel
President Xi laughing at trump's Art of the Deal book
2 men on a railway handcar
Rik from The Young Ones welcoming US forces to the UK.
Zuck with his laptop clearly showing tape over its camera
Richard Roxburgh in the Australian TV series Rake.
A red MG Cyberster.
Bryan Ferry lounging like a lizard.
David Bowie smouldering
A Pederson bicycle.
Tawny Frogmouth. Queensland. Australia.
Grace Jones Brisbane.
Grace Jones in Brisbane.
Just a reminder that a 5 year old boy in a bunny hat spent more time in jail than any billionaire on the list.
A ghoulish portrait of Margaret Thatcher.
An ATM has been left with its access door open.
Poster for the short lived TV series Carnivale.
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor showing he can be as big a paedo as his Uncle Louis.
When asked how fascism starts, Bertrand Russell replied: "First, they fascinate the fools. Then they muzzle the intelligent.” THE RESISTANCE
Machado gives Trump his coveted dummy to shut him the fuck up. He'll spit it out later.