Davin Wood

@davinwood.com

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Just trying to be a good guy (Music for Tim & Eric, Miracle Workers, Portlandia, Baskets, other venues, outlets, genres, idioms . . . Why are you still on Twitter?)

Screenshot is of a person who has switched hands with The Devil in order to give the appearance of having musical talent.
Photo of Kash Patel, with headline: Patel returns looted artifacts to Indonesian president by Finya Swai, The Hill
Image shows a dirty birdbath with a flippin chicken bone in it and shit
Image is an over the shoulder shot (NPI) of a 'boom operator' and his microphone on a boom.
NBCNews.com just now, 5 out of 8 front-page stories behind paywall.
Iphone screenie of Notes, reading: US Office episodes you missed 106 - When he finds out he’s not invited, Dwight tries to ruin Jim’s poker night 217 - Pam finds out Jim secretly loves pancakes 1342 - Jim takes a dump in Dwight’s ‘Naruto Ramen’ 213 - The whole gang can’t stop Tebow-ing 406 - everyone chips in to buy the guy from the 60s band a molester Van 1368 -
Publicity photo of that manbaby who didn't like people pointing out a hurtful TV joke so much he threw his whole family and career out of his crib and then sat there crying about it until nobody listened anymore.
Image is a screenshot of the desk, byline, and headline from TheHill.com, reading "Appeals court reverses order requiring removed signs to be restored at National Park sites".
Nissin Hot & Spicy Fire Wok Sizzlin' Rick Pork Flavor™
Image depicts a Hakko™ soldering iron, the only obvious choice.
Image is a screenshot of a news story link reading: Exclusive: A rural North Carolina district stop students from using screen on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Here's what they learned.
A humorous image by @aligfx of an angry 'Clippy' with the dialogue box reading: "Are you kidding me?" and buttons for yes or no.
Image is of a Child gamer sitting at his computer. It's the artwork on a Windex product called 'gaming wipes'. I don't know if they're for the screen or for the kid, tbh.
Screenshot from Richard Osman's House of games showing a photo of Russell Brand with the caption: "In science fiction what term means a robot that resembles a human?"
Headline from The Hill reading: "What happened to 2,600 unserved steak and lobster dinners after WHCA shooting?"
Screenshot of BBC headline reading: "Hungarians decide whether to end 16 years of Orbán rule and elect rival"
Image is an unboxing of a 'premium' spray mop called 'Bona' with its included card reading 'Your happy home starts now.'
Image is a screenshot of 'Ninja', the username of a famous Fortnite player, crowing about his prowess at PvP in ARC, ignoring the whole PvE half-spectrum of the game that most people agree is kinda the whole point of playing ARC Raiders. This is where you get laughable conclusions like: "ARC is just FN with a Blade Runner skin. . ."
Image is a screenshot of a humorously poorly worded NBC News headline reading: "Alabama set to execute man who did not kill anyone". The wording is humorous, not the story. The story is, in fact, not funny at all.
Screenshot of a broken BBC homepage with zero photos, and devoid of most text, or formatting, yet only displaying a probable top story about NATO troops being sent to Greenland in response to Trump's ambitions toward Empire
Image is a sad, lone, tiny head off a '70s Evel Knievel doll on a crappy old sofa.