DBE

@dbe.bsky.social

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Inventor of the patented EBE method. Patent link: https://ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/11911427

F150 dragging its tailgate after some doughnuts in the snow.
50% cannabis/ 50% hemp being readied to be infused into coconut oil for a friend.
Laying out the position for hood vents and a baller fucking Plymouth horizon.
A music bingo card that is trying to take me home.
Vintage square Valvoline key chain for a Plymouth Horizon.
Inversion fog on a cold ass winter night
A fucking nugget of a 1990 Plymouth Horizon!
French presses used to separate cannabis from cannabis butter. Way the fuck better!
A man’s man wearing a Hello Kitty hat in a locals bar.
When your infused butter is translucent, you’re doing it right!
Pic of some good ass gluten free brownie bites.
Pic of the ingredients for a gluten free martini.
Half a good ass German chocolate cake with fragelico and honey liquors in it. Yummmmmmmm my bitches
A pic of a non food story in my cookbook about a funny moment on my birthday.
Pic of half a cake
Pic of the makings of a balller ass drink.
My character in Pokémon Go, walking on an endless bridge over water to nowhere.
A good looking man wearing electric blue canvas pumas, acid was jeans, a drug rug and a green cord J crew bucket hat. The dogs on his lap are each wearing a drug rug of their own.
A sweet ass fat bike in the wild like a fucking big foot lurking in the trees
Some thiccc ass perfectly cooked cornbread, baked in a perfectly seasoned cast iron pan.
Crock pot of some bomb ass chilli. So good, your mom will leave your dad for me.
Vincent and Jules look into the void contained in a briefcase.
The epi pen I had to use this morning after a bee stung the fuck out of me.
A beautiful mulleted man adorning a Jim Jones cozied Hamms.
1970’s Schwinn low rider bike in black and white
Fried rice cooking in a cast iron pan
Fat bike tire leaking fat amounts of sealant
French presses being used to separate/ filter cannabis butter is less mess and does a better job than cheese cloth.
A stack of Cannabis butter so pure you cannot taste the weed in it
An empty ass bag of buttermilk sweet onion flavored chips. 8/10 would do again. Maybe I’m pregnant or it may be the burrito.
Green beans and chopped chicken in brown sauce on white rice. Good as fuuuuuuck!
A litre of beer in front of a German guy still going at it on day 2 of Octoberfest at a beer garden.
Sunrise caught between 2 black tree outlines. The clouds are pink like cotton candy, if you have seen that.
Me calling out a bot for being a bot.
Funnel spider webs gently coated in dew from the morning fog, covering low ground cover. Very Demure
5 hundred thousand 13,775 minutes , sing it with me!
Live preforming in Milwaukee
A picture of Jesus leaning agains a door. Jesus has a fine feathered mullet and judgy ass eyes. Or is he hitting on me
Stylish man in a banging ass fur coat, a Ralph Loren straw fedora, standing like a fucking pimp about to say Heeeeeyyyyyyyyyy Ladies, where’s dat money.
A wet mullet on a pontoon enjoying the day at the lake.
Good looking man wearing a collar bar and a tie. The tie is tied in a full Windsor. Don’t get tripped up on this, it’s the only fucking way.
Did in a mullet finds a dirty 30 of old style and is so chuffed even his smile is ironic.