Dan Burton

@dbstandsfor.bsky.social

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fan of weird role playing games (ask me about the Brooklyn OSR Discord), cities, and the New York Mets. I live in Brooklyn

The “Magic The Gathering” card “Winter Orb.” The art depicts two polar bears on a pile of snowy, bloody bones. One is roaring at an icy orb floating in front of them with a disturbingly organ-like texture carved into it.
A white t shirt with large red text that says “Harper College, May 2nd 1970”
A black Prius with a New York license plate that says “auteur”
“He once needed a police escort to get out of Ebbets field in Brooklyn. He’s thrown a bottle at a heckler and hit a kid. His teammates called him the Crab.”
Baseball player in a red helmet contorted oddly, probably after swinging the bat, with his arms across his body and his shoulders twisting in the opposite direction
A tiny moon peeking out behind some train station signage
A small model of a highland cow (a brown, shaggy cow from Scotland) stands atop a pile of copies of the rulebook for Cairn. Some scattered pencils and character sheets rest next to it. Behind the cow is a dungeon master’s screen, covered in an illustration of spooky things happening in a forest
A woman walking past a laundromat with an old-fashioned sign
Search text from the reservations app OpenTable that says “you searched for Pizza in New York City”
Are you comfortable? Are you relaxed? Do you have time to read this whole story through without interruption!? Please don’t start unless your answer is yes. Because the action starts right now… and it doesn’t stop until the last page! Ready? Ok… here comes the thriller of a lifetime!!!
A gray concrete wall with "no parkig", that is "no parking" without the letter 'N', hand-painted on it in black paint.
The comic book superhero Green Lantern with his mouth hanging open, his face contorted in dismay
The mysterious woman reveals herself as Helena Wayne, Bruce Wayne’s daughter with Selina Kyle (catwoman) from an alternate universe. She took up a costume and called herself … The Huntress