Dan Castrogiovanni

@dcastrogiovanni.bsky.social

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Animator, Non-League Football Sufferer, Enjoyer of Certain Music

A candle, a kinky little candle.
The Simpsons's Kent Brockman introducing his Kent's People segment.
An actual, unedited picture of Shaun Murphy and his ludicrously small face on his ludicrously massive head.
The Dizzy Collection
The Japan away top for this world's blood-stainedest and corruptest of all the World Cups.
A photo of a bit of a train I've just seen that is labelled "Compressor Governor" I'm half cut so this probably won't seem anywhere near as funny in the morning
Grandpa Simpson, Jasper and some other guy, with the caption : "So I applied Glowing Edges, which was the style at the time." Glowing Edges has been applied to the picture. Glowing Edges was a popular effect often seen on shit band websites of the early 2000s. I used it liberally.
A screenshot of the marvellous game Level Devil with the character stuck in a wall.
That lovable rogue McNulty from The Wire uttering his timeless catchphrase of "What the fuck did I do?" Oh, Jimmy... You are the living end!
A massive fatberg blocking a sewer.
A facebook post from Keir Starmer saying he knows that "people across the country are struggling with the cost of living..." - the text of his post is cut off there. It is accompanied by two pictures of him pissing his sides in a pharmacy.
Have you seen the original Miracle on 34th Street? The remake is probably exactly the same (but shitter obvs). There's a scene at the end where a guy realises he might not have done something as wonderful as he thought he had, and in fact somebody else had done it. This is that, but with Michael Carrick realising that City are just shit now. Have a nice day.
A scene from The Wire, but instead of talking about how the life of a drug dealer hasn't really changed, it just got "more fierce" - it talks about football being the same as ever. 4-4-2, Big man up top, put it in the mixer, GAMBLE! Absolute bants innit? How are you? You alright? I made this on my dinner in work watching a little whatsapp tiff between two good family men.
Train platform sign with crap information on it.
A "global hypercolor" t-shirt.
Seven members of a football team's management team, subs and their mates stood on the pitch during a game. You can guarantee they reek of weed.
Ex MP Jonathan Ashworth looking absolutely deranged.
Rod Stewart looking like your mum's mate.
Brian Wilson
Homer Simpson failing to grasp that he's the one being spoken to.
Homer Simpson looking in a kennel, talking to Bart and Lisa. "Rare atmoshperic Phenomenon, my ass! It's probably Mmilhouse."
Neil Young - American Stars & Bars
Between The Buttons - The Rolling Stones
ABBA - The Visitors
Slayed by Slade
The World's Dweebiest Loser and pathetic fascist Elon Musk sporting his new haircut. Also a picture of Murun Buchstansangur in the middle.