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High-functioning idiot. Writing software the hard way. Feedly platform monkey.

Illustration: a door handle and plate crawling with ticks
Maintenance: * Do not use a hair dryer to dry the inside of the refrigerator. * Do not light a candle to remove odors in the refrigerator.
A store display with a giant pumpkin king, a 12ft high headless farmer holding his skull, and a cute mummy.
Graph showing the annual power consumption of big tech companies. It went up 10x in the past 10 years.
Sold out!
A small cartoon professor pointing at the ball of a foot
"La Joconde" tiling 10x16 pixels, 4 colors
Stars in the Palais de Tokyo in Paris
"Between the walls and me", installation by Joseph Grigely. A drywall with multiple holes and impact marks. There is a plaster head with a broken nose on the floor.
A sculpture by Cathy de Monchaux. A battle between two horse-riding armies. The soldiers have pointy helmets and long lances. The sky is filled with clouds, flying figures and spikes.
A sculpture by Cathy de Michaux.
Sculpture by Cathy de Monchaux A feminine figure in the center with roots spreading out to the sides. It looks like a spread book.
The front of the cathedral in Cahors (France), poorly framed
The cover of Criterion Collection's DVD of Bertrand Tavernier's "Coup de Torchon". A seated Elisabeth Huppert holding a revolver over the silhouette of Philippe Noiret, with the African savane in the background
3 stickers on a rear car window -a black rat outline, "BALT Charm city, USA" written on top -a black cat holding a giant bloody knife, saying "What?" -a round Maryland flag with "Baltimore Orioles"
A concert ticket for Sigur Rós at the Marin vets memorial auditorium in San Rafael, dated may 1st 2006.
Grimace saying "the first 7 days of the week are always the hardest"
A giant mural by BiP in San Francisco, back in 2022. A baby dressed like a police officer, with a toy pink body cam and a gun. He has a serious frown.
A street in Berlin. Various words are hanging in the air.
A home theater showing the title screen for Stanley Kubrick's "Dr. Strangelove or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb"
Closeup of the fractal spires of a romanesco cauliflower
The OC Chopper argument meme A: incorrect password B: re-enter password A: incorrect password B: reset password A: your new password cannot be the same as your previous password
A bag of California mandarins from the "Cuties" brand
Cover of the soundtrack for "The Thin Red Line" composed by Hans Zimmer
Two skeets, one showing James Bond on a water jet spraying water, the other showing a deep-sea exploration platform spraying water
A cardboard box with the brand "Pegzone"
Heavy snowflakes falling on Baltimore harbor. There's a railway in the foreground, and a big RORO ship anchored next to white storage tanks in the background.
A team of geese flying in wedge formation
Vincent D'Onofrio as Pooh Bear, in the 2002 movie "The Salton Sea"
"The poster artwork for John Carpenter's 1982 remake of The Things was created overnight, Struzan having received that assignment less than a day before the finished poster was needed."
Top part of a Krazy Kat comic strip from 1936 KRAZY KAT: so you a l'il moggin void, eh? Let's see you mogg somethin' MOCKING BIRD: what would you like me mock, Kat? I can mock anything - any - thing
The OC chopper arguing meme A: INCORRECT PASSWORD B: RE-ENTER PASSWORD A: INCORRECT PASSWORD B: (throws chair) RESET PASSWORD A: YOUR NEW PASSWORD CANNOT BE THE SAME AS YOUR PREVIOUS PASSWORD
GTA "ah shit, here we go again" meme
Moonrise over the Baltimore harbor. The moon is yellow. It was bright orange IRL.
A tiny green snowplow in a parking garage
Ship in Locust point in Baltimore. The moorings broke and it's drifting away from the peer. The gangway is still on the peer.
SoundCloud year summary: 1548 plays 321 active days 57,048 minutes
A bottle of DeoxIT D100L electronic connection cleaner
Stickers for CTKR STUDIO -a smiling nuclear mushroom, "radiate positivity" -a rising sun behind mountains giving the finger -a black mad cat head -a crab with a knife, "feeling crabby might get stabby"
Frame from the movie "Life of Brian" A graffiti in red paint: "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS"
saucisse sèche, ready to be sliced and devoured
A box filled with minidiscs and a Sony walkman minidisc player with accessories
Frame from the movie Parasite (2019) Kim Ki-Woo: "Wow this is so metaphorical."
Side view of a cheap yellow mp3 player. The battery is bloated and expanded so much it cracked the case and bent the screen.
Kurt Russell in Quentin Tarantino's "Death Proof" (2007)
"I would think the country has learned a lesson here, an important lesson," [John Doar] said. "It won't soon be lost on men who hold positions of public trust."
rock-paper-scissors chart, but it's aura farming vs. shitposting vs. acting normal
Cover of New York Times magazine from October 4, 2015. It's an illustration of Donald Trump's head on a helium-filled party balloon.
Show Kasamatsu in the TV show "Tokyo Vice"
The Onion headline: "Republicans Distract From Epstein Controversy By Each Sharing Most Embarrassing Moment Of Life"
A white labradoodle(?) service dog and its human walking in an airport. The dog has purple-and-pink dyed fur on its paws and tail and ears.
Mr Trash Wheel in Baltimore harbor
Rotten Tomatoes page for Steven Spielberg's 1979 movie "1941". It has a score of 39% tomatometer and 48% popcornmeter.
Screenshot of a missed call from "Fedility Investment"
the American Chopper meme 1st frame: INCORRECT PASSWORD 2nd frame: RE-ENTER PASSWORD 3rd frame: INCORRECT PASSWORD 4th frame: RESET PASSWORD 5th frame: YOUR NEW PASSWORD CANNOT BE THE SAME AS YOUR PREVIOUS PASSWORD
Time lapse of dissolving fog over San Francisco's twin peaks, during a typical summer day
The sandwich thrower poster on a brick wall