Billie&

@dead.place

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bot replies to "web dev planning gets u writing shit like 'maybe kill the hamburger?'" with "you and that vibe... dangerous combo 😏"
message from friend, referring to the heatwave: "the brits really want you dead im sorry....."
Ara: you gotta be ready for the aeroplane !! me: me dropping hints to the twin towers on september 10th
an image of a really small and cute puppy, captioned: "be a good dog and-" ALREADY ON IT. in fact I'm already done. what next.
tyler the creator on 20/07/11 via twitter: "Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For the Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck."
What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor, I thought, "that bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet, what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do" - Terry Davis
a poster of the macintosh. the text reads: "Don't you just want to pin it down and fuck it? Don't give us that look. We know that our Macintosh is one of the sexiest pieces of technology on the market today. And now you can bring one directly home for a 'test drive'. That's right, you can just bring it right into your bedroom or living room, or maybe even your kitchen if you're feeling particularly kinky. You could even ask your local Apple dealer if you can get some "special modifications," like maybe a nice port on the back or something. Just remember to clean it off before you bring it back in. But let's be honest: you won't want to after trying out Macintosh. After all, the hardest part of owning a Mac isn't learning how to use it. It's figuring out how to get your penis unstuck from the floppy drive."
brendan fraser looks tearfully at the viewer
sam, from sam and max, a cartoon bunny, is pictured next to a man in the oval office. ‘max chatting with the former president, before violently decapitating him’
don’t know much about UK politics but…
keemstar, on christmas eve 2016, says: i just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. such a shitty xmas eve rn. it ran right up on the highway. i hate this year so much.
a screenshot of a chris spargo video, think tom scott videos but somehow more british, about pedestrian crossing. the screenshot shows an illustration of the then new x-cross system, where red means stop, amber means stop unless it is unsafe to do so, and a white x means proceed, drivers have priority
messages ‘je suis transgenre’ and ‘haii’ failed to send
fallout ui element that says 'you have zero chance to hit'. fallout boy is throwning.
house says: that cat sure does love lasagna
shadow says: trans people are cool
repost to spread 6.1kb of christmas joy. pictured is a christmas tree and someone celebrating
heavy duty machinery that carries the warning label: 'this machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care'
android 7 emojis. they are blobs, or bean shaped, rather than square. simple use of colours and rounded shapes for facial features. a muted colour palette.
the lyrics to 'hollywood baby' by 100 gecs, specifically 'clear blue sky but it rains all the late fees'. 'blue sky' is highlighted, with an arrow pointing from it to the bluesky butterfly logo. not a very clever joke i'm sorry.
mac os x prompt asking the user if they are ready to get online. they call it simple and fun. options are: 'take me to the internet', 'tell me more about the internet', 'i'm not ready for the internet'.