Relax. They're just jokes. It's impossible to accumulate $1,000,000,000 USD ethically. All jokes guaranteed to be both stolen *and* bad. Or your refund back. DM your submissions; no prize or remuneration if chosen.
![Mary Annaïse Heglar
@MaryHeglar
We can have a livable future or billionaires. Not both.
[Tweet is inset within a serene landscape painting]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mbjmds726sxvxly5ou4uhkbq/bafkreifto6pqpsf4n2mkvkus5ypjnx3oinejvcuk2aqskyiec44jaapfba)
![Adam
@adamgreattweet
Not now sweetie mommy is watching the Internet thirst for Luigi Mangione
[CGI of a woman sitting at a computer desk, with her right hand on the mouse, while a flaming swaddled infant lies on the floor nearby; the image appears to be from The Sims]
11:15 PM Dec 9, 2024](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mbjmds726sxvxly5ou4uhkbq/bafkreihylc4p5i3lnwbqowzvahef5eot6oo5kits57vz7kqjpr6cjs277e)
![The shells at the scene:
[Three green cartoon turtle shells, each with one of these three words written on it: "DELAY", "DENY", "DEPOSE"]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mbjmds726sxvxly5ou4uhkbq/bafkreievi3pnxgqzu3bcmenya6ion4u36f5aoxjhqqfst3fqmcfay5bxey)
![Benzinga
Elon Musk: "I would like to die on Mars."
[Image of Elon Musk in a suit, backdrop says "Viva Technology"
[Image of two pawnbrokers from the show Pawn Stars]
Best I can do is the first part](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mbjmds726sxvxly5ou4uhkbq/bafkreian45p32on6yjwhpbrkey6cov7i47a3d2cas54x2pf2jsciabvgq4)
Relax. They're just jokes. It's impossible to accumulate $1,000,000,000 USD ethically. All jokes guaranteed to be both stolen *and* bad. Or your refund back. DM your submissions; no prize or remuneration if chosen.