alx, deerperson and mage

@deadclade.bsky.social

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mage in training but whatever (hello this is alx's spam account)

an image of a crowd at a baseball game, most of them copy-and-pasted repeats of the same 6 people. the guy swinging the bat is edited to look like he's swinging it into another guy's head, with a tiny explosion edited onto his face. He's saying 'Get a load of this you gawking freaks' in a speech bubble, and some of the audience have thought bubbles with thoughts such as 'I feel like everything is going to be ok from now on', 'For years I've stumbled in darkness. no more' and 'He really clobbered the hell out of it.'
screenshot of a tweet that says 'im probably nonbinary but i have a job so idrc about that rn'
a picture of a guy standing with a tshirt on. the tshirt says 'Taco Bell Shouldn't Sell Fries Because Fries Aren't Tacos'
my tortoise freddy relaxing in a small patch of sun. he is about as big as my hand
screenshot of text in a game that says You a're doing REally (with the r and the e capitalised) GREaT (with only the a lowercase)
it says 'does anyone in this thread smoke weed' in the pokopia font
a screenshot of chiitan liking one of my random posts