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comedy bronze, now on bluesky (29, he/him)

A tv-headed robot girl with a striped dress & a big smile introduces her segment, titled "Arts n' Crafts & Recycling with Miriam!!" She introduces it by saying "Bought any E-waste lately? Have a pile of charge cables lying around? Here's a fun and educational activity you can do to use them! LET'S MAKE SOMETHING!!"
a boardroom of executives watch as an old man with a large pink head and a beard displays a powerpoint slide that says "i am very old" with a frowning smiley.
an incomplete drawing of a fictitious PSA depicting a robot walking out of a theater and warning the viewer against watching movies that market themselves solely around a "R" rating. she's tossing a soda into a trash can. the theatre is labeled "Chevorlet Movie Theatre" because i thought i was funny.
A pen drawing of a boxy robot named Miriam, with a rectangle tv head and a skirt, holding her hands together and popping a leg as she wishes the viewer love. Around her is a motivational note written for myself: "MAKE THINGS!! You want to! Do it for Miriam! She deserves to be a real character!"
the "highlight a portion of your screenshot" portion of the youtube "Send Feedback" submission box, where the screenshot is a photo of my hand flashing a middle finger, highlighted using the screenshot submission page. the text field from the report, visible right next to the extencded middle finger, is full of a copy-pasted "i don't want ai summaries i don't want ai features" over and over until the end where it ends with "but what i DO want for christmas? an apple. to eat."
A screenshot from Mario Kart World (2025). It depicts Toadette sitting in a small go-kart with her eyes wide and jaw dropped with shock. The source of her shock is offscreen, but between you and me, she saw how much this dang game costs. "$110 Canadian? SHEESH!" - Toadette, after seeing the price at her local microplay
Screenshot from Mario Kart World, featuring Princess Peach on a motorcycle while holding and staring excitedly at a comically tall hamburger.
a graphic of Raccoon Mario from the box art to Super Mario Bros. 3, and above him, the logo for Captain Crunch cereal.
a ms paint venn diagram connecting the 2001 ensemble comedy Rat Race with the 2021 netflix thriller series Squid Game with the shared trait "the rich and powerful elite bet on a bunch of bozos who are being duped". i'm serious though, someone reply if this is correct i'm basing this of third hand knowledge of the show
a screenshot from the 2018 motion picture "Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation" by Sony or Columbia Pictures. I think they're both just Sony. anyways, the screenshot depicts a pov shot of dracula holding a realistic sony xperia smartphone in an otherwise stylized movie. do i sound like i know a damn thing i talk about at any time? let me know in the comments
A rough & uncolored drawing on cardboard of a cartoony robot with a square-ish tube monitor head and wearing a skirt. In rougher handwriting, she says "Hello! Cardboard Miriam here to say you should draw me more! I'm good for the soul!". She says that's her name because her name is Miriam and she's drawn on cardboard. I am very clever, thank you for noticing. If you draw her please let me see it
a man in a mocap bear costume stands on all fours in front of two children. this is a behind the scenes for the movie cocaine bear. i saw this in theaters.
A playstation move racing wheel accessory. It's two arms connected to a big circle that the tubelike move controller sits in. If that sounds goofy, that's because it is. It's got buttons on it though, and the right arm has a motorcycle type twist to it. It's pretty neat. Gonna play littlebigplanet karting with it later.
A Collection of 3 movies on Blu-Ray 3D disc. From left to right, they are - The Pirates! Band of Mischiefs, Mad Max Fury Road, The Boxtrolls.
A collection of 7 movies on 4K Ultra HD brand Blu-Ray. The movies are, from left to right - Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Everything Everywhere all at Once, Deadly Games: Dial Code Santa Claus, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014), Hellboy (2019), Six String Samurai
a screenshot of animal crossing city folk where i took an emulator free camera and angled it so that my villager is cast in a blue shadow as they stare at the museum owl. pretty sure his name is blathers. also it's at a dutch angle so it's cinematic
"BEAN" THE ALBUM features "Picture Of You" The hit single by BOYZONE
a photo of a playstation vr headset, 2 playstation move controllers, and a ps4 eye camera all next to each other on a blue gradient, with text underneath saying in all caps, "YOU'LL NEED THESE". this graphic appears on the box art of all retail ps4 games that include support for the playstation vr headset, with the playstation move controllers being present or absent depending on if the game supports them or not.
stock photo of man at computer desk pressing enter on keyboard. he has a funny grin while he looks the camera dead in the eye. the watermark reads "dreamstime" because i did not buy this photo. i haven't bought any stock photos really. is that a thing people do casually? dm me if you own any stock photos and which ones