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Screenshot of the autogenerated "My Supermix" suggesting music from: Noah Kahan, Death Cab For Cutie, T-Pain, Nathan Oliver
The sleazy Wonder Woman 1984 grifter: The pool looks perfect already But we're fixing it
A FB ad for sending an AI "Simmie" on first dates for you (presumably with other AIs) to figure out which are "actually worth meeting."
DaiMon Bok
Today's Squaredle, highlighting "PLORT"
Robert Redford in Spy Game: "Correct. Dinner Out is a go."
A card from someecards: It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other.
That meme image of the dude at a party, face pressed up against the side of some girl's face, talking at her while she just stares into the distance longing for The End of All Things.
The Babadook
Costco price sign for solar powered lawn flamingos
Aqua's music video for Barbie Girl: I'm a PornHub Girl In a PornHub World
Madonna from the Material Girl music video: We are living in a PornHub World And I am a PornHub Girl
Screenshot of a tweet: Breasts feed and nurture life. They are the bedrock of civilization. The ass expels waste and can only destroy. The boob man is a creator, the butt man worships chaos.
A laminated sheet of paper stuck to a dingy wall above an even dingier toilet: WARNING FLOOR IS ELECTRICUTED IF YOU PEE ON IT YOU COULD DIE (silhouette of someone standing and peeing into a toilet) AIM WELL BEFORE SHOOTING
A PR comment starting "In an ideal world, " before being redacted. It ends with bolded text "I am innocent of the blood of this just person; see ye to it." And then /lgtm, /approve
A little bitty Ereader asleep showing the cover of Dune
A Facebook notification saying "Happy birthday to..."
A furry asshole pinning legs to a couch.
The Pacific Rim "Cancelling the Apocalypse" speech, but "Today, we are suspending the apocalypse for a period of two weeks"
Private Charles Lamb
Screenshot of an ad for an big gray jug from Under Armor: "ADULT UNISEX SIDELINE 1-GALLON JUG WATER BOTTLE"
The King of All Cosmos talking to the absolute failure that is The Prince: This is not your fault, but Ours for believing in you.
They mayor from Jaws on a crowded beach giving an interview: The strait is open and people are having a wonderful time
Nami from One Piece explaining "Reverse Mountain". It's a mountain with rivers flowing UP from each direction, letting ships sail up and over it.
The Simpsons: Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had
Wesley Snipes from Passenger 57: Always "project" on black
"How do you do, fellow kids" except the skateboard has Jogu on it
The Data+Geordi+Guinan bit with "I hate this it is revolting!" "More?" "Please." Except it's been expertly photoshopped to be Tuvok and Neelix.
The handwashing technique poster set to Pink Floyd's The Great Gig in the Sky. "I am not frightened of dying. Any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime." And then 9 more frames of wordless vocalizations.
Glengarry Glen Ross chalkboard: A always B be C committing murder (against the King of Scotland)
David S. Pumpkins with his skeletons: "And dessert is?" "PART OF IT."
Sergeant Doakes: surprise, brittany
Little John from Disney's Robin Hood. But in this shot, he's dressed up in drag with a huge grin and even huger boobs.
A nonconsensual sexy hologram of Kira Nerys, hacked to instead have Quark's head
Your 2026 Word: smol
Scotty would like to get his hands on her ample nacelles, if you'll pardon the engineering parlance.
A skeleton stranded atop what was probably a pretty sweet tide pool before the TIDES CHANGED.
Admiral Just For Men: It's pretty good for shit
The Wish You Were Here 50th anniversary store listing, with 69 products.
A vintage ad for a Corning Ware coffee percolator: Your husband says, "How come you can't make a great cup of coffee like my sister?"
When she goes through your DMs to catch you cheating but all she finds is girls rejecting you
Soup for my family
A man in a pink pillowcase and sunglasses, forehead proclaiming he is a True Buckaroo
A more or less plain grey coffee mug with a big chip taken out of the lip. What you can't tell from the photo is the sense of scale; it was The Best Mug because it was abnormally huge and could hold something like a third of a pot of coffee while not quite venturing into the ridiculous novelty mug realm.
Screenshot of. FB comment: "> one of the "demon" definitely follows the stereotypical depiction of Satan. Yeah, I can see it" And then a collage of kpop demon abs and a post about the history a too-hot Lucifer statue being replaced with an even hotter one, and photos of the literally chiseled abs of a cathedral's devil
Neon Genesis Evangelion Shinji & Asuka at the edge of a lake of blood staring at an absolutely enormous Rei head reclining into it. I dunno man, it's WEIRD.
Photo of two lines from a Star Trek novel: "Vulcans never lie?" "Never," Spock lied.
Screenshot of Star Trek. We're on some crazy alien planet centuries in the future with Starfleet-issue equipment, definitely NOT just a barren patch of dirt in Canada with some off-the-shelf bits and bobs. A pair of tan plastic 5 gallon (20 liter) water cans sit in front of a stack of tan plastic latching boxes. Good money says the former are from Scepter, the latter Pelican. Good money says the cans are off the shelf from
The increasingly distraught woman watching all the different shaped blocks all go into the square hole.
Pictures For Sad Children airshow comic: bragging about these planes and the terror and death they bring elsewhere... BUT HERE IT'S A FUN SHOW! YAAAY!
Bill Clinton loves this movie.
if (a &&b) { if (a == b) return false; return true; } return false;
Code review which can be summarized: Me: don't return null & hope everyone properly checks for it Them: yeah, agreed... but we'll be careful, YOLO! Me: links to a bsky search for funranium & the soviet safety model
Tshirt with a skull and flowers: IT WILL ALL WORK IT IN THE END
An automaton of Billy Corgan asks Bart Simpson "The killer in me is the killer in who?" Bart chooses a button labeled "you" and is admonished: "You pressed 'you' referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you."
Tyrion Lannister: That's what I do. I drink and I know things.
A pile of drink coasters modeled to look like buttholes...err, I mean, like Shai-Hulud.
Movie poster for As Above So Below
Poster for The Baby. "The rarely seen '70s cult shocker"
Nathan Fielder, definitely out on the town having the time of his life with a bunch of friends.