deadpan

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if you're a nsfw blog fuck off and leave me alone for legal reasons that's a half joke if you play green in magic the gathering DNI (grixis and subsidiaries are the only valid colours[...] View full profile at https://app.wafrn.net/blog/deadpan_c

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suggestrogen saying that excluding pedos is the same as excluding trans people
yeah i make burgers with poop. p pickle. o onion. o nion. p poop
"i lik playing with toys" "I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE"
squidward
completely harmless machine :)
another post
isuggestforcefem comparing being a pedophile to being trans
i wish all ice agents a very go take a bath with a toaster
what women really keep inside their purse: club penguin membership, sphere collection, thulium element, the great state of colorado, constitution of botswana, clue(do) the classic mystery game big bang edition, guitar picks, guitar picks, guitar picks, 1936 curling rock, The Object, rubber ducky remote explosive, and HP sauce
pantheonofcoffee saying it's fine because miku isn't real
dont say happiness without the ha
deed poll
missingno !
hmm today i will make art. *doesn't*
more ai bullshit
is 2030 in 5 years? no, the year 2030 is not in 5 years. it is in 6 years from today, novermber 26, 2025. the year 2030 will be in 5 years on november 26, 2030, but currently it is 6 years away. calculation: 2030 - 2025 = 5 years
lidl gordon freeman
you're so entrenched in online discourse that it's starting to dilute your perception of what an actual problem is
write out content warnings, that would be pretty cool i think
screenshot of a post. "you're so entrenched in online discourse that it's starting to dilute your perception of what an actual problem is"
cHeCk oUt NeW gOoGlE aI mOdE
102 fucking aegis turtles
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deed poll
statsicians be like yeag this may kr may not ghappen
if you don't like me, grow up and block me lmao
breeding phase
earthbound
write out content warning pls thanks
this guy also following me
this guy follows me
long bingus
a whole-ass bajillion bites
a whole-ass bajillion notifications
at this point im convinced homestuck isn't real and people add lore and pretend it's some giant storyline when in reality it's just a collective shitpost made to confuse people who aren't in on the joke
lotsa likes
take your age. add 4. that's not your age.
mr house fallout magic the gathering card but it's a dr house dr house magic the gathering card