Dean Bowes

@deanbowes.com

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Nerd, film enjoyer, enjoy sci-fi and fantasy. If you like Pratchett we'll probably get along. 🏳️‍🌈

Tracy Jordan from 30 Rock
Screenshot from Warframe of Hex character Arthur Nightingale. A text box gives the options "View Hex Standing" and "Ask to date"
Picture of a heavily burnt ham with blackened pineapple slices.
Edited image from a video with ingredients of doritos. Image is edited to have Edward Elrics face and Doritos bag to say "Triishos".
screenshot from Full Metal Alchemist of a pan of chemical ingredients that make up a human, with glowing alchemical marks around it.
Edible silver balls
Picture of a jar of Dr Oetker Hundreds & Thousands Sprinkles.
“So what do you call yourselves?” “Er… dwarfs, Mr. Dibbler,” said the lead dwarf. “‘Dwarfs?’“ “Yes, sir.” “Why?” “Because we are, Mr. Dibbler,” said the lead dwarf patiently. “No, no, no. That won’t do. That won’t do at all. You gotta have a name with a bit of” –Dibbler waved his hands in the air– “with a bit of Music With Rocks In… uh… in. Not just ‘Dwarfs.’ You gotta be… oh, I don’t know… something more interesting.” “But we’re certainly dwarfs,” said one of the dwarfs. “We’re Certainly Dwarfs,” said Dibbler. “Yes, that might work.” - soul music, Terry pratchett
low quality amateur render of Zanarkand from FFX as made in Bryce3D
Inforgraphic showing laying out the game series for Crash Bandicoot, Jax and Daxter and Uncharted, with one ending in CTR, JakX, and a mystery uncharted racing game. Caption "...just sayin"
Illustration of The Librarian, an orangutan, from Terry Pratchetts Discworld series.
Agent Smith picks up a phone handset. Still from matrix reloaded.
screenshot of a ceefax index page
Photo of a page from Reaper Man. Text as follows: "thought maybe it was going to be of exhaustion, but I've never felt better. I've had the time of my life and I'm not even out of breath. In fact it's been a real tonic, Bill Door. And I -' She stopped. 'I'm not breathing, am I.' It wasn't a question. She held a hand in front of her face and huffed on it. No. 'I see. I've never enjoyed myself so much in all my life... ha! So... when -?' YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAID THAT SEEING ME GAVE YOU QUITE A START? 'Yes?' IT GAVE YOU QUITE A STOP. Miss Flitworth didn't appear to hear him. She kept turn-ing her hand backwards and forwards, as if she'd never seen it before."
Screenshot of Rightmove. Headed by "similar to this property" with three listings showing a stately home and modern flats and various prices.
Manga book titled "Stitch and the Samurai".
poster with slogan "Glorious 25th May. Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably price love, & a hard boiled egg". Lilacs surround the words.
Screenshot of Bluesky trending feed. Heading says "Terry Pratchett". Misc posts below are about the Canadian GP.
Audible Cover for "a parade of horrible". Scene is of a race track finish line with a collection of characters flying towards the viewer, prominently a man and a cat.
There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! -- (Terry Pratchett, The Truth)
Scene from Simpsons. Homer and Nancy are in a soundbooth talking to each other. Caption reads "very few cartoons are broadcast live. It's a terrible strain on the animators wrist"
A mostly white cat with a toy tie and collar around his neck.
kurt angle
scene from SM:TV Live "CHUMS". Sat along side Ant, Dec, & Cat is Jerry Springer and a security guard.
Still frame from the "fuck her gently" music video. Probably the most SFW still frame.
Imdb screenshot for "Those Old Scientists" Director: Jonathan Frakes
Marsden Rock in North East England. It's a large tower of stone in the sea with a notable arch. There's people in small caves providing scale. Photo is from 80s or 90s, it's partially collapsed now.
Screenshot. Swearsky Your 2026 Word. Word in centre is "prick"