Melody! screw it, dragon mode

@dearlymelodic.bsky.social

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They/She | 24 | 🇵🇷 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | I write things (rarely) and post (often) | [Header: Housepets Webcomic by @rickgriffin.bsky.social PFP: @daztoons.bsky.social] 🔞WARNING: KINKY THINGS AHEAD🔞

michael jordan meme hating on children
eyes you up like a bitch from the other side of the bar
selfies of me being a dork in my little round pink shades
Tiktok comments. Melody (me): I'm good either way- Scott Benson is the goat and I'd rather have him live with a full, prosperous life ahead of him, even if it means we don't ever get this game. James: those things aren't mutually exclusive why are you acting like his life won't be full and prosperous if he releases the sequel lmao
digital circus style title that says A LOT OF YOU WOULD REALLY LIKE READING HOMESTUCK
Computer. Orange juice.
Star Trek episode backdrop with the fake title: "The episode where we kill someone and don't commit (and it's not one of the main cast)" All subsequent images are also episode titles
A prompt list of what I think about certain pokémon. Favorite: Oshawott 2nd favorite: Midnight Lycanroc Least favorite: Hawlucha Underrated: Murkrow Overrated: Mudkip Best Starter: Cyndaquil Best Dynamax: Charizard Best Mega: Lucario Best Region Variant: Zigzagoon (Galar) Best Eeveelution: Leafeon Would have as a pet: Eevee Best looking shiny: Umbreon Like this for no reason: Emolga Personal story: Piplup Nostalgic: Charmander
infographic about the anatomic process of vomiting
you asked for text recommend me a new music artist to listen to, and it better not be none of that willy wonka hazbin bullshit or i swear an orphanage boutta burn up in flames fake ai response: uhh i got you're gonna go far by Noah Kahan on rn so i hope thats to your tastes
a site where one pretends to be an ai fulfilling prompts that you can find on your ai slop bores dot me the image shows the prompt i gave, which goes as follows: "can you draw sackboy from little big planet, it would make my day" the following response is of a cute little doodle of sackboy from little big planet made by a real human being
pokemon mystery dungeon: you fucking wish
facebook post from Katie Dawson with the caption "this hot pink bitch was named breakfast!!" over a picture of a well-groomed pomeranian whose fur was dyed completely to a hot pink
A picture of Pombon from the new Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves trailer, posted by yours truly on Discord with the caption "A SEETHING ORANGE BITCH NAMED DINNER"
A dragon-equine character sitting in a theater seat trying to pass off their current uncomfortable state by trying to force a suave look, tail taking up the space of another while a bucket of popcorn sits over their crotch, cock piercing through a premade hole under it, butter covering it and leaking down to their balls. They speak "So... You want some of this... Eugh- sweet, buttery popcorn?" A smaller speech bubble underneath says "oh my god why is there so much butter."
7 card tarot card read from left to right - Upright queen of wands, reverse king of wands, upright page of pentacles, reverse ace of pentacles, reverse two of pentacles, reverse four of wands, reverse major arcana The Moon.
A tier list of games from my most liked to least liked. They go from S tier to D tier.
chihuahua holding its little head, jaw agape as if gasping in pure shock
Shot of Fred from the Scooby Live action movie (don't remember which one don't at me) mid-saying the quote "I THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKS"
a comma.
Post by Mont @saerodynamic_ on twitter Quote retweet this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other people reply to it with how intimidaring THEY think you are.
Picture of my messy ass room in the fark, with the only thing in the light being my laptop
cat posed up like it's screaming with its front paws curled up like fists
My first 5 Steam purchases, from oldest to youngest: Sonic Generations, Hi-Fi RUSH, Garry's Mod, Slime Rancher 2, Rivals Dungeons of Aether
kupahdraws kissing meme
It's something that shows that love isn't easy. Often, you gotta fight for it. It's a game about understanding you could always do better for folks, especially when they're lost.
Res from Rick Griffin's Housepets webcomic looking terrified over a dark shadow looming over him
knee scar
close up of song's face, as described in the first post of the thread
Close up of the spider symbol on the hot pink hoodie with the spotify codd on its body, which links to the song "Home" by Metro Boomin, Don Toliver and Lil Uzi Vert
close up of the black and white dog's fluffy chest with dark blueish spots on the shoulders, the model drawn up to look fluffy
A black and white dog with a hot pink nose, eyes and bubblegum paws faces the camera with a peace sign. They wear a hot pink hoodie with a spider symbol on it that bears a spotify qr code on it
Writing on the wall that says "WE ARE THE REAL MONSTERS" with other writing being in response to it. "You are a real MORON." "IDIOT." "I think it's them, stupid." "I HOPE YOU ARE DEAD NOW." "Have you been outside, JACKASS?!" "Moron." "No, that's the zombies." And smaller text at the bottom of it all that just says "I miss the internet."