I speak to the dead.

@deathspeaker.bsky.social

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Leftist psychopomp. Pronouns they/them. 💀

A vacuum brush head tangled with human hair and cat fur.
Onion article titled: Scientists politely remind world that clean energy technology ready to go whenever, with two frustrated-looking scientists pictured in front of solar panels.
A picture of various video games from different Nintendo, PlayStation, and Xbox eras.
A man asking on the top 'Am I out of touch?' and then deciding, 'No, it's the children who are wrong.'
Male and Female - The Skitarii is Suspicious Non-Bianary - The Skitarii is Relaxed Impossible to tell under all the machines and tubes: The Skitarii is happy! GENDER IS IRRELEVANT MEAT BAG, I HAVE REPLACED MY GENITALIA WITH A NEUTRON LASER! -The Skitarii is euphoric.
a picture of a highland cow, facing the camera looking fluffy.
A smiling older man standing in front of a blackboard that reads: Today's lesson: FUTA TAX. It's from a video by Getpayroll on youtube titled 'A Brief Guide to the Federal Unemployment Tax Act - Lessons in Payroll with Charles Read'
Magister Umbric Says: Trust me, Rommath. This shard will regulate the Void energies within the well. Grand Magister Rommath says: To allow the Void to remain at all... your calculations have to be perfect. Magister Umbric: Well then it's a good thing you're looking over my shoulder, isn't it?
A male night elf and a female night elf both wearing equally slutty silly fantasy armor. EQUALITY.
A world of warcraft void elf demon hunter dressed in edgy edgelord void armor sitting on an itty bitty stool with a smile on his face like he's an eager student the first day of school just dying for the teacher to ask a question so he can raise his hand.
A trio of books with a sexy man on the cover who has a cool sword in 2 of the three images, the author is C.S. Friedman the titles are: Black Sun Rising, When True Night Falls and Crown of Shadows.
A tear duct stone (dacryolith), which resembles a yellow small cone shell and is made of calcified tears, and put next to an American penny for size comparison.
A screenshot of an article nearly completely obscured by a subscription request, leaving only the article title and part of the first sentence reading: California Discourages Wild Mushroom Foraging after Fatal Outbreak.
A wizard in brown robes, sword on his belt, beer in one hand, staff in another, in someone's modern kitchen.
A house built in minecraft, it's very boxy but has lots of fireflies drifting about it.
A Minecraft turtle sitting in a Minecraft boat on the water. What's he doing in there? Get out of my boat!
A white sign displaying red text saying: 'Strawbebbies for sale' with a black arrow at the bottom and a strawberry with leaves painted above it.
A jackrabbit, which is a hare that resembles a rabbit but by way of Cronenberg. It's ears are too long, it's legs are too long, it's face is too long and it has eyes that have SEEN THINGS. Looks willing to fight God.
First Post: Protestants: God is not an absent father! Talk to god like friend! God is always with you! Bring your problems to god, no matter how small! It's not at all weird to call god "Daddy!" Catholics: God is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys, or your algebra eamn. Please address your petty concerns to one of god's ten thousand holy secretaries. If it's really important, consider asking his mom. Second Post: Catholics can't get in touch with god because he's always on the phone with a protestant.
A very fancy Dude with a top hat, an extremely oversized coat, leggings, and shiny shoes with a cane. Can't forget the fabulous mustache.
A slightly overcooked cheesecake.
The left says: My brain -smooth -no weinkls -cute -can't think = no sad the right says Yuor brain -bumpy weird -gross wrinkles -ugly!!! -thinks!=sad
A fluffy black cat, and a fluffy white cat snuggled together in a box that barely fits the both of them.
The top part of the image says: the fucking frog that looks like this and shows a wide long line with two tiny dots above it. The bottom part of the image says 'Oh fuck it's him' and shows a very flat frog who looks like a very flag frog with a wide long mouth that resembles the long like with two dots for eyes above it. .____.
A kitchen that has the stove nestled between the sink and the fridge: AKA the worst spot to put a stove. There is also barely any cabinet space and no pantry.
Richard Spencer tweeted: The second Trump administration is becoming a series of catastrophes. Winning over the online Right is not winning. There are real consequences to alienating Europe, aligning with Russia and Israel as they destroy Ukraine and Gaza, and being generally perceived as sadistic and chaotic. It's the end of the "American Century" (1944-2024). I never thought I would see it happen this quickly, or be cheered on by the so-called "Right."
A screen grab of a news article title that reads: Why did Joy Reid leave her MSNBC show? What is replacing 'The ReidOut'? What to know
A terrifying man-like creature wearing a red three-piece suit with white stars, a green vest, a Victorian ruffled collar, and a jaunty red cap with black ribbons. His mouth gaping open as if screaming, and instead of hands and feet he's moving around on wheels. It scares me.
A picture of an article titled 'How to get rid of spiders and keep them out of your house - here's what to do about those creepy-crawlies.'
A closeup picture of a white and orange cat with blue crossed eyes, the face of innocence.
Pixel art of a dark-haired woman in a halter-top and a skirt. She looks sassy and sexy.
A cute pixel character with short brown hair and beefy AF named Olric.
blood omen: legacy of kain box art for the PlayStation
A Gundam mech shooting over someone's head and it says 'War is bad' a guy looking at the robot is going 'Wow cool robot!' missing the point of the whole thing.
A large brown and white dog cuddling with a small black cat.
A creature that resembles the saddest hobbit but is covered in scales. A baby pangolin.
A strange gremlin cat exposing her fluffy belly!