Ryan 『dw』Blackmore

@deathwombat.bsky.social

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My entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone I encounter. I'm a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly.

A floating pair of eyeballs with triangles for pupils and a floating black blob for a mouth above the text Valkyrie Rangefinder.
Screenshot from House House's Big Walk of a "Dolphin"-style flashlight/torch on the ground next to a grass tree.
From a breakdown of PC Powerplay's Ultimate Rig "The Beast" circa April 2001: 256Mb DDR DRAM, Price $799
A Nikon F5 film SLR camera with 135mm f2 lens on a set of scales reading 2.2510kg
Canned water that says "H³O hydrogen infused still water"
Photo of a tv with Final Fantasy Tactics Advance being played on it with one of characters saying "Babus..."
Image from the issue 46 March 2000 of PC Powerplay magazine with the Shambler from Quake (which was PCPP's mascot) in an Arsenal uniform amongst other Arsenal players in a soccer video game.
Photo from a print ad for PC mods circa 2003 featuring perspex pc cases, neon lighting tubes and ide cables that light up amongst other peripherals.
A print ad for Sega Rally 2 featuring a side on shot of a person on a toilet gripping the toilet brush like a handbrake in a car.
Facebook marketplace listing for a 1973 Nissan Datson 240z. The car is sitting in a field, is missing its wheels and is fairly rusted.
Promotional image for the anime series Medarot (known as Medabots in English-speaking markets)
Facebook marketplace ad for a "prison door never used". It is $900.
A bottle of Morning Rice Corn Flavour
Photo of a tv with Lemmings for the Amiga. The level preview shows a stage shaped like a hand drawn "666", Level 21 "All the 6's.......", number of lemmings: 66, 66% to be saved, release rate: 66, time: 6 minutes, rating: tricky
A Minion glass filled with Berocca and a very large mug of lemon and ginger tea
Cartoon panel from the Watchman with Ozymandeas replaced with Liz Truss
A photo of a broken "Yumbat the Numbat" mug.
A wall of Premium Bandai exclusive Gunpla at the Bandai Namco booth at Oz Comicon
A google survey asking "Which of the following statements are the most accurate about the games that you like?" It has the options: Games featuring a Chicken character Immersive games Games featuring a Celebrity character Games that involve playing with Flower Games that involve Business Empire Games in which I can jump something None of the above
A parody nutrition facts from a case of wine. 88% of your daily value of "Dance skills" containing 1 gram Travolta and 3g Elaine.
Screenshot of a Kickstarter update for Drift Stage
A ISI Cream Whipping Siphon in a kitchen. The siphon is a cylindrical stainless steel vessel that bulges towards the bottom that has removable top that has a lever activated nozzle and a bulb to contain the gas charge canister.
John Cena from the WWE Extreme Rules Pay Per View where he announced the death of Osama Bin Laden but the logo on the microphone has been replaced with the Wizards of the Coast logo.
Photo of a man in a suit on roller blades holding a suitcase with the caption "I'm Late... For Business!"
The Ferals is an Australian children's comedy television series which aired on ABC from 1994 to 1995. It was created by Wendy Gray and Claire Henderson and featured a mixture of people and animal puppets known as the "Ferals". The Ferals are an eclectic group of animals that live together in a backyard shed. There is a rat called Rattus, a feral cat called Modigliana, a rabbit called Mixy, and a feral dog called Derryn.
Screenshot of Payphone Tag ranking. I'm #81 of 1107 for score. #80 of 493 for territory with 17,497 hectares.
Text from a box that says "SUKINNATURALS.COM"
A picture of actor Colin Firth with the text "May the Firth be with you"
Text from an email that reads "Note: for security reasons these URLs are valid from within the next 78840 hours."
Alert from a google maps route warning the user that "This route crosses through France"
Super Gt team info page for TRS Impul who are fielding a blue Nissan Z being driven by Kazuki Hiramine and Bertrand Baguette.
Screenshot of a windows update feature summary explaining that "The big clock is back"
A photo of a tv with Blood Orange at Coachella showing on it.
The Searchers New & Used Records
A dirty horchata from the Dingo Ate My Taco food truck in Collingwood
A photo of the author giving a presentation titled "eurobeat + ephemerality"
The "Dat Boi" meme image of the frog on the unicycle but it's now Hoi from Team Hoi
A screenshot from the Anime OVA Ozanari Dungeon: Tower of Wind
Cover to the Super Mario World: Mario Open Golf manga featuring Mario and Luigi in Stars and Stripes versions of their outfits on the front cover as well as Peach and Daisy riding a Yoshi cart. The back cover has Peach and Daisy on the putting green hitting golf balls with Mario and Luigi's heads sticking out of them with Billy and Tony in the corner.
Excerpt from Famitsu 147 showing Luigi as well as Tony and Billy, two of the non-playable characters from Mario Open Golf for Famicom (Released as NES Open Tournament Golf)
A kotatsu base with built-in heater
Photo of the back of the box for Pokemon Monopoly. The packaging instructs players to "GO ON A WILD ADVENTURE" with rather tight kerning.
Gameplay from the Dreamcast game Netto De Tennis showcasing the Carpet court and accompanying music.
The album cover to Neon Genesis Evangelion Gainax Midi Collection featuring what looks like a colour pencil sketch of Shinji Ikari on a black background
The characters from Aqua Teen Hunger Force but they've had their faces replaced with characters from Neon Genesis Evangelion. Shinji is Meatwad, Asuka is Master Shake, Rei is Frylock and Gendo is Carl.
A product shot of a black t-shirt with "THIS PERSON IS A CHRISTIAN MOM AGAINST BEMANI"