Decoction Mash

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Cream City. Please choose adoption.

Screengrab of I Think You Should Leave, showing moment Tim Robinson’s character feels sick after eating a gift receipt that had been touched by Steven Yeun’s mud pie-contaminated hands
Some dumbass
MLB.com news item that the Milwaukee Brewers have placed phenom Jackson Chourio on the 10-day IL with a left hand fracture.
SICKOS meme (“YES…HA HA HA…YES”)
Anakin meme: Anakin: “He really is that dumb” Natalie Portman’s character: “Not even Chip Roy can be that dumb, right?” Anakin: …. Portman: (stunned, unnerved)…
Freshly brewed mug of coffee next to coffee package (Twin Cities Signature Blend from Peace Coffee)
Screenshot from classic YouTube video of nasty British boy lying to his father about being a good boy and then threatening to punch Santa’s beard off to angrily prove he’s a good boy
Frames depicting Tim Robinson’s Sammy Paradise (in “The Characters”) screaming how he’s broke and ruined
Texas Attorney General and known dipshit Ken Paxton trying to get ahead of the truth by pushing the right wing narrative that poor little ICE officers are getting hurt by the bad guys (this after a shooting at a Dallas ICE facility left at least one migrant dead following a white male sniper’s attack).
Ghost of Tsushima outfit. Greatly resembles Melania’s outfit du jour today.
Screenshot of NYT headline: Big-Game Hunter, Eying His Next Trophy, Is Killed by Buffalo During Safari. (Image shows the hunter in happier times, posing arrogantly with his scoped rifle and a previous kill of a different herbivore) Basically, he fucked around and found out.
Red Chinese Dragon with gold belly
Luke O’Neil excerpt: The rules I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. A total bloodbath. The referee would have stepped in by now but they had knocked him out with a steel chair. The only others watching were either fascists themselves or the people trying to fight fascism with the power of love and kindness and they weren't having a great go of it either. I kept trying to explain in between haymakers that we were better than this and on top of that it wasn't likely to be ruled on favorably as far as the courts. None of it helped. I was on my knees now bleeding profusely from the mouth and nose. It spilled out of me onto the snow in a pattern that if you sort of squinted at it just so from the right vantage looked like a heart. See that I pointed. Look how beautiful the world can be I tried to say through my broken teeth. Alright well now he was pulling out a gun. I didn't think we were allowed do that.
Photo shows an old Salem building with the words “Sail Loft” on the side.
Photo of Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson, with headline of “Jordon Hudson, Belichick’s girlfriend, not banned from UNC football facility, school says”
An image of a bloodstained copy of L'Ami du peuple, a French Revolution Era newspaper by Jean-Paul Marat
Sec. 8. Preventing Foreign Interference and Unlawful Use of Federal Funds. The Attorney General, in consultation with the Secretary of the Treasury, shall prioritize enforcement of 52 U.S.C. 30121 and other appropriate laws to prevent foreign nationals from contributing or donating in United States elections. The Attorney General shall likewise prioritize enforcement of 31 U.S.C. 1352, which prohibits lobbying by organizations or entities that have received any Federal funds.
Schoolhouse Beach (with its renowned clear water and smooth skipping stones) on Door County’s Washington Island
Screenshot of a news article headline that reads “Moment man writhes in agony after snake bites his penis and refuses to let go” under a photo of a human hand holding on to a live snake near the snake’s head
Pete Hegseth, former Fox & Friends Weekend co-host and alleged sex pest, points smugly just right of camera in a mid-action photo