decroded juniper

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Lindsay Graham is dead lmao (pic of headline)
A handsome Chinese man in a suit looks remarkably similar to Keanu Reaves. He's twirling a glowstick around and saying "Yeah" repeatedly. He's using some kind of streaming service. Unfortunately I don't have the source.
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phone screen really bright (to indicate the message was really flattering)
Northernlion telling someone that they don't know anything
GoodReads user Allison complaining about the Count of Monte Cristo because the MC is 'a villain' (they have a weak soul)
Northernlion saying that he doesn't want to clap along to the Umamusume opening while another streamer gets really into it
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
from my discord: one time I caught myself nude in the mirror and hit my head on the doorframe
Taylor "Girlkisser" Hebert kisses Rachel "Butch puppygirl" Lindt (she is curing her prion disease) while Tattletale watches like a little freak
Northernlion "I can't say what I want to say, or I'll be punished."
the nefarious two handed gummy worm with 90,000mg of THC
spider donut (friend-shaped) plus three donut holes extra aside from the ones I already ate
Northernlion: "Something happened to you...I am sorry I was not your mother." (glibly)
pathetic cat crying at phone
bf: "THATS THE MASTERCARD PRICELESS MOMENT RIGHT THERE" you know what casters your right me: me when she cums in the cage after locktober ends so the cage doesn't have to come off
Pointless northernlion nonsense
Ryan Gary Northernlion Letourneau on what misogyny means to him
White bald 'podcaster' owns the referenced individual
Electricity demand is growing around the world but the growth in solar and wind was so strong it met 100% of the extra electricity demand, even helping drive a slight decline in coal and gas use. However, Ember says the headlines mask a mixed global picture. Developing countries, especially China, led the clean energy charge but richer nations including the US and EU relied more than before on planet-warming fossil fuels for electricity generation.
LewisDoom: so he just has to get 10 heads in a row? and hes just determined to keep going LewisDoom: babe how do you watch this man juniper: yep, you got it juniper: how do you not watch this man?
Northernlion. "I can't say what I want to say, or I'll be punished."
"Well...thanks," Kylie relented, smiling. Olivia smiled back, but her thoughts were focused on keeping her eyes above waist level. Kylie had forsaken any hip-covering options. While her friend's commitment to trans visibility was admirable, Olivia thought, it did make what she was packing all the more impossible to miss. God damn
mockup of r/rabbits. The poster is concerned that their bnuy is hurting. the bnuye is sleeping and is very happy
>Valerie >Val >penny is being so cute >she's making Mac n cheese for us right now and she was pouring out exactly twelve cups of water from a measuring cup into the pot >I hear "foooour...fiiiive...siiiix..." from the kitchen in this really soft tender voice >AAAAAAAA >I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN
excerpt from article: "That this aspect [visiting campuses and debating people] of Kirk's work would be so attractive to writers and politicians is understandable. There is, after all, a pervasive worry, among the political class, that college students, ensconced in their own bubbles, could use a bit of shock therapy from a man unconcerned with preferred pronouns, trigger warnings, and the humanity of Palestinians."
if northernlion knew enough about the trans community to know we only have like six names between us he'd give a legendary bit about it "Is it true that like one in three trans women are named Lily?" *pauses and looks through chat* "Yes, yes, not really, yes, it's crazy. Damn, they've got the whole flower garden in there. 'Emmy too-', *he gets mad for some reason* "Look you *motherfucker* this is how I *know* that trans women are women! I had four Emmas in my graduating class! It's a very evil cognitohazard, people." *looks at chat again* "No word on if they played Fallout: New Vegas, but still. Librarian, thank you for the gifted subs, thank you."
pig poop balls
the enf Situations tier list
An extremely detailed catalogue of the various manifestations of the enf fetish. ENF, or Embarrassed Nude Female, is the fetish where that happens. Did anime fuck with my sense of sexuality in development for me to have this fetish, or does God just hate me?
discord discussion Juniper: "holy shit, I was doing some reading in linguistic phenomony and apparently only a few cultures can make a full "O" sound when they're biting their bottom lip" Foolish bunny: "You tricked me" Juniper: "bet you sounded like such a good girl though"
tumblr user jibunbosh "as a pathfinder 2e player my daily routine consists of beating up random d&d 5e players i see on the street for being wotc bootlickers and then i go home to my tgirl dom who plays exclusively avantgarde indie ttrpgs where you don't even roll dice and she calls me a good girl for sucking on her strap. and she says ill get an experience point (1) if im really really good"
Northernlion is imagining you burning in hell right now (it's his coping mechanism, he's neurodivergent)
Jay Sex House "As Chief Barley Horticulturist, this has been a hard time."
Derek Sex House says the line: "To call this place evil implies a clarity of purpose I do not want to attribute to anyone involved."
Disgusting racist orientalist fetish site liked mine own skeet (INTEDED EMOTION: DISGUST)
Frank Sex House shirtless with a black zipper hood on his head and a riding crop in his hand. Tara Sex House watches on looking baffled and uncomfortable.
YouTube video: "Erin Bares It All - Sex House - EP. 4"
Learn to sit back and observe; Not everything needs a reaction. (Sigma grindset-ass image)
So, You Accidentally Started a Cult: The Guide to Being a Dominant Transfem
Warm spring core! c:
me in a top! it's clinging to my bosom in a way most pleasing
"Fuck, I envy regular trans women sometimes. At least they don’t have to endure a culture where you’re never allowed to tell even the most obvious trans women—who are practically begging for confirmation or permission from you—that they’re trans."
Juniper: !!TRADE OFFER!! YOU GET: sloppy toppy and homemade mac n cheese I GET: to feel something again Halestar (friend): Okay so what's your recipe? Juniper: looking them in the eyes, not neglecting the balls, and making noises Halestar: THE MAC N CHEESE DAMN IT
three-leggee dog Panini (baby) wrapped in the blankets. Her expression conveys a sense of self pity.
the man cheers for bunny
Article segment. "Newsom, long derided by conservatives as a San Francisco liberal, has welcomed conservatives onto his podcast and agreed with them on issues such as trans participation in women's sports. Beshear, a lower-profile Democrat in a red state, hosted his teenagers to teach him how to use the youth slang "skibidi.""
A lush North Carolina forest with a small stream roughly forty feet across. It's only a two minutes' walk from where I live now!
Voluptuous young fox lady stretching with her belly out. Her shirt says "Don't care + Everything jiggles when I walk". Don't forget to appreciate the finer things in life in these troubled times.
This doll doesn't do anything. Except get dragged around, bathed, hugged, talked to, and loved a lot.
nerd face emoji
gamer supps with a big tiddy lady (the company sponsors a neonazi)
Xio Coquette Dragoon is sitting in Ayane Coquette Dragoon's lap. Xio is wearing her bunny onesie and Ayane is wearing a "Two-Seater" t-shirt. Ayane is brushing Xio's hair gently. Xio is looking relaxed and asking 'Is it weird that I think of you as a big sister sometimes?' and Ayane is looking pleased and saying 'Its pretty weird~' Then in the bottom right Ayane is leaning in mischievously: 'Big sis wuves you so vewy much~' and Xio is looking flustered and saying 'Stooooop'
Juniper is laying in bed with some plushies, such as Alice the Mimikyu. There's a little tummy because she wants to feel better about it by exposure.
folks it's kino
I think the first High Republic manipular Roman legionnary army with all appropriate auxiliaries sent to fight would lose to Alexander at his height. So would the second. And the third. Maybe the fourth? By the fifth Alexander would probably say jesus christ have you ever heard of moderation
The Wonder Woman Wild (tm) slot machine by Bally, a tie-in to the 2014 wonder woman movie starring Veronica Pierce and which currently sitting at 5.2/10 on IMDB.