decypress

@decypress.bsky.social

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self-described "artist"

screenshot of discord messages from me, decypress I have completed Pacific Drive! (end of the final mission) francis: the portal is wavering!!! ophelia: you gotta get out of there!!! floor it!!! me: [image of a dril tweet that reads "there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement"]
With the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin' / How many hoes in '94 will I be bangin'? / Every single one, to get the job done
an edit of the 1984 calendar meme. a woman in blue, reading from her phone, says "the government has announced a ban on katanas". her speech bubble has been further crudely edited to add "and is moving the capital". in the foreground, a man in a yellow shirt turns over the calendar to reveal the next year is Meiji 9.
emoji face grinning mischievously and rubbing hands together
short clip of Blue Revolver, a bullet-hell shooter with a retro pixel art style. the music is a high-paced techno beat that goes quiet for a moment as a humanoid mech midboss appears on screen, then pops the fuck off at exactly the same time the midboss starts shooting
the ace attorney character Lotta Hart (white woman, red afro) next to the dril tweet "every now and then i like to treat myself to a bit of "Lying under oath""
orange italic text on black background: "THE MOTOR VEHICLE ACTION SEQUENCES DEPICTED IN THIS FILM ARE DANGEROUS. ALL STUNTS WERE PERFORMED IN CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENTS WITH PROFESSIONALLY TRAINED STUNT CREWS ON CLOSED ROADS. NO ATTEMPTS SHOULD BE MADE TO DUPLICATE ANY ACTION, DRIVING OR CAR PLAY SCENES HEREIN PORTRAYED."
screenshot from zelda: twilight princess. close-up of the feathered Gale Boomerang, surrounded by an aura of glowing leaves. speech box at the bottom reads "I am the Fairy of Winds who resides in this boomerang."
achewood's Little Nephew, a juvenile bipedal cat in backwards baseball cat and baggy t-shirt: "Am I bein' dissed by the brontosaurus of rhyme? There's cave art of you freakin' to Morris Day and The Time!"
wikipedia crop: McDonagh is outraged at this idea and arrests Big Fate, showing that despite his addictions he can still perform his duties as an officer.
edited screenshot of the bloodborne inventory menu. the selected item is the Sage's Wrist, a disembodied withered hand. the item description reads: "Special material used in a Holy Chalice ritual. Influencers are eating "Wrist Lunch". Nobody knows what that is, or what is going on. Prophets also intimate that a great river comes on the morrow to crash us down."
gif of my solution for Motor Scooter, the final puzzle in Kaizen: A Factory Story. on a green grid, many components such as arms and tracks slowly cobble together a motor scooter out of individual components. my production line is very inefficient, takes a long time to complete, and at the end moves the entire scooter across the screen purely to avoid the last piece getting stuck. it's bad
screenshot from bloodborne. the hunter, wearing an extremely goth victorian longcoat and tricorn hat, stands in a dimly lit room looking at an enormous glass vessel with a wooden stopper topped with wax. the beige colour of the stopper and white shiny texture of the wax makes them resemble a wonky cake sitting on top of the glass vessel.
screenshot of the article linked in the tweet i'm replying to, cropped to focus entirely on the subheader: "You have the right to boycott, and the right to buy"
edited screenshot of a post from more mr nice guy, @juniorhoncho.bsky.social. "they should invent a [game mechanic] that doesn't just become another fuckin thing i gotta deal with"
post by me, @decypress.bsky.social: "don't worry, our studio only uses ai tools for management and preproduction, no ai assets make it into the final game" bro do you think ai assets sucking is like. the *main problem*
screenshot from Crimson Desert of a character standing on a rooftop overlooking a pleasant temperate woodland with white cliffs under a blue sky
sad guy and happy guy on a bus meme. sad guy: "that there, that's not me. i go where i please. i walk through walls, i float down the liffey. i'm not here, this isn't happening. i'm not here, i'm not here." happy guy: "the world was moving, she was right there with it and she was (hey, hoo-hoo). the world was moving, she was floating above it and she was (hey, hey). joining the world of missing persons and she was (hey, hey, hey). missing enough to feel all right and she was" sad guy is quoting How To Disappear Completely by Radiohead. happy guy is quoting And She Was by Talking Heads
screenshot from elden ring. my character is in the postgame final boss arena, and the boss is absent, because he's dead. the character status screen is open, showing that i am only level 1
screenshot from the godot editor. a dictionary is being viewed in the inspector, containing a bunch of variables. next to each value in the dictionary is a little pencil icon that you can click to assign that value a type.
pingu, sat on chair, arms folded. caption: "Well now I am not doing it"
Vincent Canby of The New York Times noted the film's animation was "something of a technical and stylistic triumph" comparable to that of Disney's golden age, but he expressed dismay at the narrative, finding it too complicated and lacking in an "easily identifiable central character". Quote from the Wikipedia page for The Secret of NIMH
screenshot from paranormasight of yakko, a teenage girl with black hair in a ponytail, doing a pouty face. i edited it to make it look like she's sipping a slurpee
discord message from me, decypress: all the npcs keep being like 'wow david, your factory designs are a little strange' and i'm like MAYBE IF YOU LET ME ADD BUTTONS FROM MORE THAN ONE PLACE IT WOULD BE A LITTLE MORE ELEGANT, *OHYAMA-SAN*
the simpsons "don't make me tap the sign" meme. the sign reads: "Their Oath shall drive them, and yet betray them, and ever snatch away the very treasures that they have sworn to pursue. to evil end shall all things turn that they begin well; and by treason of kin unto kin, and the fear of treason, shall this come to pass. The Dispossessed shall they be for ever."
recording from the video game Session: Skate Sim. a character in baggy jeans, sunglasses and a black and white striped shirt is skating in a park in san francisco. she performs a flip trick onto a rail down a set of stairs, jumps off at the corner of the stairs, performs a 360 heelflip, and lands on a small raised section of concrete, which she then jumps off to the floor below, performing another flip trick for good measure
nightreign screenshot. results screen at the end of a run. window in the middle reads "Deep Of Night progress: +0. 0/1000"
screenshot from La-Mulana of a boss fight. an ethereal blue skeleton stands in the background, holding a strange possibly-robotic baby. the baby is holding up a hand, from which a glowing laser beam has shot out and killed me. text in the center reads "GAME OVER. CONTINUE. TITLE"
screenshot of the bluesky settings menu: "Autoplay videos and GIFs", with a single checkbox