Patrick Sleaze

@dedolence.bsky.social

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tiny, meek, uninteresting, a tour de force....

an AI summary of a list of required reading for my classes. it's all useless information like, "course materials must be rented or purchased" and "these materials span different legal subjects."
"Fetterman Is So Unpopular That He Loses to “Someone Else” by 18 Points in Poll"
the meme of jessica lange in American Horror Story saying "There's not going to be a swimming pool you stupid slut" but i used a shitty meme generator to change it to say "an election" instead of "swimming pool".
suggested product in the "Global Home Accents" category of two statues of extremely muscley men. the men are kneeling down, with their hands up over their heads. each of them has a lightbulb attached to their groin like an erect glowing dick.
the mighty Joe Don Baker as Mitchell in the film, "Mitchell", standing in a crowd and looking forlorn just like Jon Voight from Midnight Cowboy
A very yellow orange sky from all the smoke. Looks like sunset but it's still hours away from sunset
screenshot of an amazon seller's page with a "recent feedback" section that is entirely fake placeholder 5-star reviews. you can tell because the text uses "lorem ipsum".
Boats
Weather app says it "feels like" 109° Fahrenheit
a strange question on a scholarship application asking, "Do you have any affiliations with Golf?" it's a mandatory question.
the infamous ball pit from Dashcon
a tatted up baddie with long black hair protects some generic white kids with a rainbow shield against the evil creeping fingers of the Holy Bible, "obedience," "fear,", "dogma," "shame," "judgment," and, "outdated morals." a window behind them reveals a beautiful rainbow flag arcing across a sunny day.
sasquatch exhales smoke from his cig while looking contemplatively out over a lake. he looks tired of it all. the caption says, "What really haunts me is I'm really not smart enough for so many people to be this much stupider than me"
user ClownsHonor posted 1 hour ago: "Clowning is actually a very honorable profession."
A picture of my betta fish with his face down in the gravel in the corner of his tank, looking mopey
A text message from my mom: "on a serious note, we need to talk about sink holes... "
A healthy pour of Highland Park 15 year "viking heart" single malt scotch
Picture of a rainbow, nearly a full arc looking east from my apartment
screenshot of skyrim and the creepy mannequin
A piece of junk mail that says, "INSIDE: The shocking and disturbing reason why 5.9 million donkeys will be killed this year..." Beside that caption is a picture of a sad looking donkey. An arm is coming from off the page holding a hammer with an arrow pointing at the donkey's head, indicating violence. The donkey has a speech bubble and is saying (???), "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?"
Created by the cognitive scientists Eyal Peer and Eyal Gamliel, the Paceometer shows something which is mathematically trivial but completely non-intuitive. Quite simply, the faster you are going already, the less time you save by going 10mph faster still. Accelerate from 20-30mph and you save ten minutes on a ten-mile journey. Accelerate from 70-80mph and you save just over a minute. Once you have seen a Paceometer, you will drive in a completely different way. Formula 1 drivers have learned the distinction intuitively: ‘It isn’t how fast you go, it’s how little you slow down.’ It was the Paceometer which finally revealed to me why the bicycle was such a world-changing invention. A bicycle isn’t all that fast in terms of mph, but a return journey of 20 miles that would take six hours and 40 minutes on foot takes about one hour and 40 minutes on a bicycle. Since the typical human journey is under ten miles, the aggregate time savings from cycling were immense. By contrast Concorde was very, very fast, but only really offered significant time savings to the few hundred people who crossed the Atlantic many times a year. Even then, it wasn’t that significant: upgrading to Concorde to fly across the Atlantic saved you less time than your great-grandfather saved in his first 20 miles riding a bike. The Paceometer fascinates me because it forces you to ask a philosophical question which the use of conventional metrics typically leaves unasked: what do we really mean by fast? To say that the difference in speed between cycling and walking is greater than the difference between Concorde and a 747 sounds odd, yet at some level it is true.
screenshot of reddit. it says, "more like movies" then suggests music, sports, and books. incredible.
top is a picture of a right whale, i guess, with the caption, "you wouldn't draw a right whale like this," followed by a picture of a dinosaur that looks pretty normal and a caption that says, "so stop drawing hadrosaurs like this." then it says, "stop the skin wrapping!" ?????
screenshot of my (very clearly incorrect) tax refund summary that shows i'm owed $24,021
ah, ok. so my bill hasn't been processed through my HRA yet, which should cover much of it. that's good! it's already covered some of it, the provider, but not the labs. for some reason this takes much longer to do. also it costs so much because i went to a "hospital" even though it wasn't the hospital. apparently any building with doctors is a hospital, and hospitals charge A LOT more compared to urgent care clinics and independent labs like Quest. also you don't know this until you call and ask. also if you want to know how much something costs ahead of time you have to ask for a "CPT code" and then call your insurance and they can "try" to enter it and give you an estimate, and if they can't you have to use the hospital's own billing department to get an estimate. and also" -494 characters too long to post
Another piece of junk mail with a picture of a puppy with big watery eyes and a caption that says, "please don't leave me!"
Some junk mail featuring a black and white picture of a donkey with big text that says, "just throw me away... ... I'm used to it"
a picture of me doing a jump kick outside the ICA. it's a gray and gloomy day in boston. i was in my tweed jacket phase, which generally looked bad, but has a nice quality in motion as i'm jumping.
i'm on the left. a guy named Nosepicker is on the right. i forget who the dude in the middle is. this was on a SCUL ride maybe around like 2012?
Digital reconstruction of East Lomond hillfort, Fife, Scotland. Probably late iron age / early medieval. Commissioned Work. © Bob Marshall / Fife Coast and Countryside Trust 2015. https://www.bobmarshall.co.uk/commissions
Dutchyboy1 says, "Great psychological horror"
except from a blog article. The government has largely won its first case bringing material-support-for-terrorism charges against protesters alleged to belong to “antifa,” which President Donald Trump designated as a domestic terror group in 2025 despite the fact that no such organized group exists and the president has no legal authority to designate organizations as domestic terror groups. A federal jury in Fort Worth, Texas agreed on Friday to convict eight people of domestic terrorism because they wore all black to a protest outside Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) Prairieland Detention Facility in Alvarado, Texas on July 4, 2025, at which one of the protesters shot and wounded a police officer. Legal experts say the verdict could bolster attempts by the administration to stifle dissent. from https://www.commondreams.org/news/trump-admin-antifa-terror
Screenshot from a text thread. Me: Just saw Pillion pretty interesting Friend 1: Yes that is interesting that you saw Pillion Me: i'm glad you find that interesting. i also find it interesting Friend 2: That’s interesting that you find finding interesting interesting Me: it's good to find things interesting, isn't it? Friend 1: Yes Friend 2: Yes
elordi in a shiny brown jacket (leather? vinyl? i don't know fashion) giving a piece sign and smirking congenially. his hair is mussed up just the way i like it. i'm punching holes in my walls right now
jacob elordi holding up copies of Frankenstein and Wuthering Heights at a book store in new york city. he has kind eyes that make me want to smash things with a stick like an enraged primate
Picture of my betta fish taking a snooze between a suction cup and a plastic piece of bark. It's not nearly big enough to cover him so he's easily spotted from all angles, but i think he feels safe there
movie poster for 1980 film "Cruising". in it, Al PAcino is wearing a full leather outfit reminiscent of a Tom of Finland character. behind him is a cityscape, and there are two enormous read hands reaching out to grab him, not sure why.
a little baby chimp is squatting down, using its arms to push a small pile of hay and walking in a really cute wobbly way.
recipe for something called, "Dorito Sandwich for Kids" and yeah it's just doritos and butter between slices of bread
Screenshot of an Instagram post. The post looks like a headline from a news blog. The headline reads, "'Daddy Drought' Hits Gay Community as Aging Millenials Grapple With Rising Cost of Sugar Babies", with a sub-heading that says, "Would-Be Daddy's Lack Means to Penetrate Gay Sugar Baby Market"
screenshot of my weather app that says, "warning active watch: heavy freezing spray watch"
a text from a friend that says, "You should be a novelist. You're such a good writer"
"Leviathan" card from Magic: The Gathering. the head of an enormous aqua-green serpent threatens to swallow a lighthouse whole. it's rad as hell
the yoda with a luscious full head of hair. he looks really pleased with himself.
screenshot of some comments on a Reddit thread about that Eiffel 65 song "Blue": User EnemySC, 12 years ago: "I'm blue I will pee on a guy." User Actual-Strength-2104, 4 years ago: "lmao! That's the funniest thing I ever saw on Reddit" User CableEmotional9289, 4 years ago: "How tf did you reply to a 7 year old comment"
My kitchen has a 2-burner electric stove on the left and about 18" of counter space between the stove and sink. And that's it!
First page of "Reginald", a story by Saki (real name Hector Munro).
the suggested responses: "Okay", "I can't", "No 👎", and, "Ugh"
illustration by Ted Nasmith, "Turgon at Fingolfin’s Cairn"
reddit thread featuring new poster for the Timmee Chalamet movie "Marty Supreme." underneath, someone has commented, "Barton Twink."
except from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: "The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as “Your Plastic Pal Who’s Fun to Be With.” The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as “a bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes,” with a footnote to the effect that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking over the post of robotics correspondent. Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in the future defined the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as “a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."
an optical illusion where a grid of straight lines appears to be four slightly tilted quadrants
screenshot of a reddit thread titled, "Why do people hate Norbit?". underneath it is some cropped out text that can be discerned to read, "I've watched norbit about 5 times now and I don't know why"
a headshot of Chris Pratt with his role in the Netflix Catan series being named "FOREST TILE" next to a picture of a forest tile from Catan
a big ass male tree. the leaves are all golden yellow now
poster for Luca Guadagnino's remake of Suspiria
three protesters all wearing those inflatable animal costumes like the frog guy from Portland