deermints

@deermints.bsky.social

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🔞 nsfw 🔞 ⚠️ kink ⚠️ 📅 1990s 📅 🦌 furry 🦌 🎮 nerd 🎮 👓 dork 👓 ❤️ @tyrantrat.bsky.social ❤️ (she also did my pfp go check out her art!!)

mints: i know how to make em sad / i am good at being bad
*even the more charitable runs of the simulation was in the range of 12 bags but some of them were up in the 20s...*
*someone had to type "pokeman" into the grocery store system. someone made the conscious choice to do so. who? who??*
*mints thinks in alt text* there are some really good replies in this thread but im going to talk about me because thats what i know when i first learned about alt text i was really into it and thought it was important. and i still think it is important, and in a perfect world i would be doing it every time in full but ive run into multiple instances where the idea of having to do alt text has stopped me from posting something. the spontaneity i enjoyed from my previous experiences with social media gets bogged down with having to figure out the final hurdle in actually making the post. this isnt a job, its something i do for fun, and the more work that goes into putting a thing out there the less i feel like its worth doing. alt text wore me down when it comes to comics, in some respects it was helpful, like i could count on alt text covering my poor handwriting or explaining something i dont know if i drew well. and honestly not wanting to deal with alt text is part of what motivated dabbling in digital text and just outright improving my handwriting. both of which i think are good i still try to think of the experience of someone reading just the alt text. i dont want to abandon it entirely even if its become less and less frequent, more and more sparse
mints: in addition to being literally untrue, even your black & white scribbles mean more to me than some internet persons petty opinion ever will. keep making art the way /you/ want to.
*mints does what i hope is a kickflip but i dont know skateboard*
*mints walks home and avoids looking at pedestrians by staring at the sidewalk* *later, mints is on the couch with jess, looking directly at her as she presumably watches tv with corndog and soda in hand*
a cat thinking about a snail. the snail has no thoughts
mints: i had a dream sometime last year mints: when i was more scared telling anyone about ________ mints: i was talking to someone and i said im ashamed of what i am i wish i was different mints: i thought that a lot. mints: i dont think itll ever go away mints: but mints: in the dream, /they/ said “youre right to think that.” mints: i felt /furious/ mints: and that seemed important.
mints: do not mints: do not touch it *another mints considers pressing the prank button* *meanwhile, dog is thinking about how great it is to not get pranked*
mints: sorry i put a /forbidden word/ in my comic again so i cant give my adoring @deermints.bsky.social the deer content they crave
*mints has the wizard hat.* mints: /i cannot be trusted with _power_!!/ *mints is busy actively proving this point with magical mischief*
mints: /you cannot do this to me/
exeggcute but they all have sharp teethy smiles
*tyrantrat and deermints about to dig in to a chicken sandwich and egg burrito*
a burger with fried pieces of bacon in an x that look like spindly legs and even an eye-shaped egg this is some kind of crustacean
mints: /sorry i didnt hear you over how f%*#!&$ _adorable_ that mints is/
mints: i painted one a lil black and put pins in the other so now like mints: a moon! mints: a sun! (ow) mints: if i get a blue sweater i can be a sky
mints: here have this armoire rahimali: that is a leaf mints: please “beleaf” me
mints: /what have i done we need deerhands back/ deerhands: i am here. fear not. mints: nah the fears just different now here is a thought: edward handshands.
ac-style-mints: do not tempt me, mweep.
mints: f%*# it im just doing circle hands
mints: dont do it. the-mints-thats-gonna-do-it:
*big dog eatin hot chips, room too small to fit comfortably. glasses dog and punk dog sitting nearby on the same couch. they are watching tv*
eyes emoji
a step-by-step of how i did the grass although it looks a lil different because it depends on exactly what shapes you start with and thats prolly a thing to experiment with
*mints sitting on a patch of grass in the middle of a void*
essence-of-mints: take me back a-regular-deer: (*leaf...*)
*to mints left…* microphone-haver: i saw someone eat cereal from a /box/ while drinking milk from a /carton/ audience: “no!! why??” “/cretin/!!” “thats /horrid/“ *to mints right…* *someone eating cereal from a box and someone drinking milk from a carton* mints: (whoever put me on social media was very irresponsible)
*three dermin. they multiply quick*
*mints carries a comparatively giant can of 7-up-flavored ghost energy drink on its back*
mints: /woah super impressive/ tyrantrat: whats impressive? the cool pose? the zany expression? the depth and lighting? /all of it??/ mints: /you know his name i can never remember the bandana colors/
mints: is an alt like a doppelganger also-mints: /im not allowed to have doppelgangers/ kado: its nice to be in a comic for once kado: back to the void
kado: mints will like your praise but i must do surgery first *kado is holding a bonesaw*
*mints munches on a candy bar*
mints: we were born into a universe without it mints: and then it existed mints: trust in the possibility of something new mints: [googling: did it end?] [yeah] mints: /wait it ended??/
*breade* *meate* *leavese* *friende in the leavese? there is a cricket in there…*
mints: makin potions *another mints is in the cauldron with just legs sticking out*
*mints is clutching twink protectively* mints: youve gone too far!!
*mints offers a box of twinkies* jess: /dont play games with me/
mints: wow, its been a year! mints: mints: its been a year
mints: kick those ten hours ass!!
mints slamming a table and chanting "i have to play the game because i havent fought the jester yet i havent beat the jester so i havent beat the game"
jess: why is watching a dude get smited making me crave pancakes mints: she has mints: a crush on pancakes jess: that is not what i said mints: send post
*mints holding a vagabond meeple*
*mints presents: burger. jess is very excited about this development*
*jess attempts to acquire the imaginary burger, unsuccessfully*
mints: cmon tell me mints: whats up mints: whatcha thinkin jess: (*burger*)
*mints and tyrantrat* mints: thats silly youre silly >:(
a lil mints doodle, tiny on the paper
mints: *phone scrollin* jess: *big gamin* jess: dumbdeersayswhat mints: what? jess: *snrkt* mints: ... mints: what? mints: what?? jess: gullible dork mints: ??? mints: what!
a photo of two frosty spiderwebs and in the background some ducks
ester holding up a front page award
mints: let me help ty: /stop backseat banishing/
*two mints gaze upon an overly-fluffy mints. not beating the sheep allegations on this one*
mints: i know it might cause anxiety but i still think it is really cool mints: especially compared to what i think my hair is doing [the second panel is non-canon as it depicts a balding mints, the drawing of which is a punishable offense]