Dee-Banashi

@deescribe.bsky.social

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Professional writer • Amateur bookworm • Part-time critic • Full-time Jayhawk • Low-key queer • High-key nerd • she/any • formerly @joseinextdoor

Utena and Anthy hold hands in the rose garden as the Ohtori tower looms menacingly behind them in a blood red sunset.
Maomao holding a poison bottle and licking her lips cheekily. Text above her reads "got poison?"
An orange cat with both his paws and his sleepy head poking out of the fringe blanket
Two cat paws sticking out of a fringe blanket
An orange cat curled up sleepily in a semi-circle of lumpy quilts and blankets
An exhilarated Asta gasps, sparkles shooting off of him. His eyes are big, long-lashed, and full of stars.
Japanese cover of Attack No. 1, volume 1, showing a pigtailed girl in a sports uniform holding a volleyball
A brushbuddy (a white fluffy critter shaped like a ferret) looks at the camera with its cheeks full of food like a hamster
Black Clover manga panel. Noelle looks at a deeply unimpressed little bird and thinks "Just look at those spiteful eyes... how adorable!!"
A black and white cat hunkered down in a plastic container on a scale, peering over the edge at the camera with a 1000 yard stare
Shonen Jump app showing Black Clover has been favorited
Mimi clenches her fists with comical, exaggerated fear and tells Prince Renato, "These men suddenly attacked me and then fell down for some reason."
An orange cat lies on a cat tree platform, seemingly asleep but with his head hanging off the edge.
Anime image of a young woman looking comically murderous, holding up a hand with brass knuckles on it and saying: "Our wedding rings."
A person in a duck mascot costume bites Coach Tsukasa's head. Inori, panicked, holds a chair over her head pro wrestler-style, ready to swing it down on the duck to protect her coach. Another adult holds her back.
A certificate reading "You have been awarded one yike" from the national committee of yikes
Anime image of a pub called The Old Duchess. The pub sign is a glowing orb resembling a pocketwatch, and next to the wooden door is a sign showing the list of UK monarchs since the pub opened.
A theatre stage showing a green light across an expanse of water
A push notification from Google Photos memories that says "no way it's been a year" and shows two smiling cartoon bears holding a rainbow banner that reads "WTF IS GOING ON"
A black and white cat sniffs an open volume of the Man and His Cat Manga. It's open to a page where the cat loses a toy under a dresser, so the man fishes it out and tells the can't "don't let it go in this time." The cat immediately knocks the toy back under the dresser.
A teen girl in an anime clenches her fists confidently and says "Whether they're guys or girls, they bleed the same color when you stab them."
An orange and white cat lying on his back on a blanket, fluffy white belly to the sky, paws curled and clasped under his chin, eyes closed in blissful sleep
Two cats cram into an open window, even though the window next to it is also open
The top of a champagne bottle with an instructional inforgraphic that shows the bottles cork pointing at someone's mouth. It says NO in big letters.
An orange cat with white paws curled up on a blanket, one ear folded, front paws under chin like a bunny rabbit, looking at the camera with sleepy affection
A fluffy white cat with orange highlights lies upside down inside a pineapple bed, showing his belly
A flame-tipped siamese cat looks at the camera with a permanent scowl
A black and white cat glances over his shoulder with big sweet eyes as if to say, "who, widdle ole me?"
Close up of the orange cat lounging against the sink and lapping at the faucet
An orange cat sits next to a sink with one paw in the sink bowl and the other curled up under his head. He leans under the faucet, tongue right up on the faucet for a drink. Looks a bit like he's lounging on a chaise.
Last Quarter volume 1 by Yazawa Ai. Shows a woman upside down over a house at sunset.
TV showing the Muppet Christmas Carol title card above a fireplace decorated in Christmas knick knacks
An orange cat lies on a faux leather jacket, looking proud of himself
Email push notification showing an Onion article heading: "Community Does Jack Shit To Make Christmas Better For Town's Second-Poorest Family"
A happy tanuki surrounded by hydrangea blossoms. A little pink flower sprouts on its head.
A woman, shown from behind, lies on her stomach on the edge of a bed with her chin against her hands, gazing lovingly at a giant plush Altaria
Pokemon Center plushies. They are snowman versions of Snorlax, Pikachu, and Slowpoke. There's also a Pikachu in winter gear rolling a snowball.
Two cats napping on a blanket. The camera angle suggests the cats are lying on a person under the blanket.
Photo of a smart TV suggesting Thanksgiving movies. All the movies are related to the holiday, except one: Paul Blart Mall Cop.
A TV showing the Champions Classic college basketball game between Kansas and Duke
A black-and-white cat and an orange cat asleep on a bed next to each other, with a small ridge of blanket between them serving as a pillow.
A black and white cat partially tucked under the covers, using the pillow like a human uses a pillow. He looks at the camera.
View of a sunny blue ocean between palm trees
A black and white cat sits with just his head behind a long curtain, the rest of his body (including his front paws) poking out.
Photo of a happy round Rowlet Squishmallow wearing a pink hat with a surfing Pikachu on it
Pokemon Center ad for new Sprigatito and Rowlet squishmallows. They are so cute and round and happy.
An orange cat in a shop window sleeping on top of "know your rights" pamphlets and a queer little library flier
A little white robotic lawnmower with big googly eyes, making it look like it has a happy face.
Anne stands on a sidewalk looking back at a scrawny cat. She says "you mustn't follow me."
A fluffy orange cat with a white belly lays partly on his side, paws curled up sweetly under his sleepy face as he looks at the photographer with love
Text from The Picture of Dorian Gray. It reads: "Let us sit down, Dorian," said Hallward, looking pale and pained. "Let us sit down. I will sit in the shadow, and you shall sit in the sunlight. Our lives are like that. Just answer me one question. Have you noticed in the picture something that you did not like? Something that probably at first did not strike you, but that revealed itself to you suddenly?" "Basil!" cried the lad, clutching the arms of his chair with trembling hands, and gazing at him with wild, startled eyes. "I see you did. Don't speak. Wait till you hear what I have to say. It is quite true that I have worshipped you with far more romance of feeling than a man should ever give to a friend. Somehow, I had never loved a woman. I suppose I never had time. Perhaps. as Harry says, a really grande passion is the privilege of those who have nothing to do, and that is the use of the idle classes in a country. Well, from the moment I met you, your personality had the most extraordinary influence over me. I quite admit that I adored you madly, extravagantly, absurdly. I was jealous of every one to whom you spoke. I wanted to have you all to myself. I was only happy when I was with you. When I was away from you, you were still present in my art. It was all wrong and foolish. It is all wrong and foolish still. Of course I never let you know anything about this. It would have been impossible. You would not have understood it; I did not understand it myself. One day I determined to paint a wonderful portrait of you. It was to have been my masterpiece. It is my masterpiece. But, as I worked at it, every flake and film of colour seemed to me to reveal my secret. There was love in every line, and in every touch there was passion.s I grew afraid that the world would know of my idolatry. I
Manga panel of 2 girls chatting. The first asks "How's the story coming? You said you were going to write earlier." The second, looking flustered, replies: " I'm getting it all together in my head!" The first retorts "Sure you are..."
From the DanDaDan anime, a bunch of ghostly classic composers with enlarged heads and glowing eyes float menacingly around Okarun and Shiratori
A tricked-out battle hot rod covered in multicolored flames and disco balls rolls into view. There's a platform and flag on the back, and speakers blasting music, like if Disco Stu rode the Fury Road. As the car rolls up, the camera cuts to a punk rock girl in a spiked collar and thigh-high leather boots with flames cut into the leather, who turns around as the camera smash-cuts to her snarling face.
A black and white cat sits on top of a sweater laid out flat on a table. The sweater is rumpled as if the cat shifted it around. The cat is looking directly at the camera as if to say "you're welcome"
Pokemon Scarlet photo of the protagonist and Arven making a sandwich. Arven is lowkey doing the Salt Bae meme.
A giant Orthworm bursts out of the ground and looks around excitedly
An orange and white cat sits partly up on a blanket, paws crossed in front of him, looking both sleepy and smug about it
Summer Wars Funimation movie poster
A red ball sits in front of a storm drain