Chris Johnson

@defaced.dev

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Designer, developer, tinkerer. Head of Data & Engineering: bamboonine.co.uk Chief Tinkerer: gethorseman.app / defaced.dev

Letters sliding out of place on a suncream bottle recreated with JS and CSS.
My new tab page styled like an old NFO with an RSS feed column, chunky low res images, article extraction and auto suggest google seach.
Custom RSS reader and auto-suggest search on a new tab page with a .nfo retro style aesthetic.
Paperclip shorting the Switch into recovery mode
A bent paperclip.
AI overview saying there will be a "slight warming" whilst the actual weather is an extreme heat warning.
100% completion in Vampire Crawlers
A custom Chrome extension that logs postMessage events on a page. The UI is similar to the Network stream.
Seq logs showing a long running process converting album artwork to webp currently at 10k out of 80k.
TAPEFEAR's Spotify matching service running in Docker and being managed by the Arcane web UI.
An OP1 as the lead device driving a custom external midi device in perfect sync.
Mii Channel remix on OP1F
Output from Wireshark debugging USB Midi packets indicating malformed packets.
OP1 Field playing the Mii Channel music via a mystery device.
Adding an organisation level instruction to GitHub Copilot enforcing Simon Says.
A grid of game covers showing my most recently played games on Steam.
Sam Porter in shadow looking out of a cave at snowy mountains.
Gemini gaslighting me in image mode and not actually showing any images.
Silksong pricing at only £13.40 for Humble Store
A person with a heavy backpack walks through grassy, mountainous terrain with rivers and moss-covered vehicles in the foreground.
A screenshot showing 36 hours of Supraland played with every achievement gained.
A walkthrough of the new Bamboo Nine office.
A grid of cards showing my most recently played Steam games along with how long to beat information and achievement progress.
Asking Gemini "How long is left on the timer" and getting a hallucinated list of timers, ranging from 10 minutes to an hour.
The extension in use on PgaeSpeed Insights, with the additional Your Reports pop-up active containing download links for the desktop and mobile reports.
The gsap.com website being automatically scrolled and rendered with heavy monochrome dithering.
An animation of the text 'SVG' with a CGA palette and dithering applied.
A half eaten tray of home made cinnamon rolls.
An enormous hamper of all red chocolate boxes and red boxes treats.
My 2024 pick: gsap-video-export Chris made this super hand tool to export your GSAP animations to video. It's made my life much easier and my videos much smoother - no more low quality screen recordings for me! - Cassie Evans
A colour themed work desk with pink and cyan pastel coloured desk mat, key caps, and computer wallpaper.
A screen grab of the movie Memento with the lead writing "Don't believe his lies" on a Polaroid altered to show a chat with ChatGPT.
A line chart with horrific line tension causing the lines to loop back on themselves like a children's drawing.
A JavaScript snippet that utilises gasp-video-export to scroll down a webpage using GSAP and export the animation to video. Gist: https://gist.github.com/workeffortwaste/6492bcbbbff9ae2a2e0fc25d15a614f5
A bright red background with green handwritten text saying 'swoosh' that's animated in as if drawn it expertly with a paintbrush.
Animated scroll through a playful website with lots of animated elements.
A Korg Kaossilator dynamic phrase synthesiser in silver and yellow.
The classic Twitter "fail whale" an illustration of a whale being carried out of the water by a flock of birds pulling a fishing net.
A leaked image of the OP-XY which looks like an OP-Z in the body of a black and white OP-1F. A black rectangle with a lot of ambiguous buttons and symbols.
A typical developer desk set up in a dungeon.
Buy chatchatchatchat.chat for only £7.99 for the first year.
The Windows Solitaire game over cascade replicated with a hellish number of pop-up windows in Chrome.
1408 tabs closed notification in Chrome on Android.
An open page from an early book on JavaScript detailing how to create an online order form.
The covers of two JavaScript books, JavaScript Primer Plus and Plug N Play Java Script.
Devtools open on Android Kiwi Browser.
A slide from my BrightonSEO 2020 presentation, demonstrating my Printerbot in action printing a selfie from a simple PWA.
The build script for a full site prerender for TAPEFEAR using 11ty-prerender showing 52148 URLs generated in 20 seconds.
Screenshot of the classic Xbox 36 game Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts
az.zip domain registration showing the domain as available
GitHub copilot stuck adding a never ending waterfall of "inner" divs.
Memento "Don't believe his lies" meme with the Polaroid image replaced with the ChatGPT chat interface.