Defector @defector.com · Jun 20 RFK Jr. just pounding a pint glass full of this stuff. "It's got parameciums," he says. defector.com/promises-mad...
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Let's go, Giardia!
If he can swim in sewage he should swim in this sh!t.
every sentence of this piece is the best sentence I've ever read
He IS a paramecium
It's got what algae craves
By all means, Secretary Kennedy, bottoms up! Here’s a refill…
“Parameciums” takes me so far back I can’t even remember to what grade I’ve been taken. I thank you.
RFK (screaming at his wife for throwing away some unidentifiable roadkill femur) Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this to the national mall , throw it in the pool, add some broth, a potato, baby, you got a stew going!
Maybe a few amoeba too.
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If he did it would be funny as hell just on the off chance that he might seize up and fall into the infernal thing.
Letting RFK jr swim in it and release all of his putresence into the water might actually be an effective way to fight the algae.
And the traces of bleach will keep you safe from COVID!
he recognizes the taste
Last step before "It's got electrolytes." Sigh.
😂🦇
Gotta catch ‘em all!
Is this how Brawndo gets created?
those are like peptides for your brain worm! 🤗
Fermented water.