Emily "Ugfuglio" Dickenson

@defnotalien.bsky.social

487 Followers 1483 Following

vice president of estimating lance bass space camp alum divine hag of the ashes stealing hearts, ripping farts obama’s midwestern freshwater dealer

Miss marple vs cannibal holocaust
Dominic West and Ioan Gruffudd
Sports Headline from The Onion: Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
Bob Clendenin as Tom in Cougar Town vs Sam Lloyd as Ted in Scrubs (RIP)
kash patel looking surprised... maybe... or just normal... who knows
dead dove do not eat on outside of paper bag from the freezer (Gob's dove from Arrested Development)
Sims 2 character holding a plate of grilled cheese because he has the grilled cheese aspiration
The Onion interviews Sydney Sweeney, November 13, 2025. The Onion : How are you dealing with the backlash to your jeans ad? Sweeney: I’m struggling with the fact that I get so much hate when Chester Cheetah can do whatever he wants. What is your political affiliation? Honestly, I prefer to keep my desire to make America great again private. What’s your stance on white supremacy? I’m okay with it if it’s done tastefully. What’s your favorite thing about Scooter Braun? I love how he’s always pushing me to be a worse version of myself. What’s next for your career? I’ll either take a short break or drive my car into a storefront. What do you have to say to those who have recently criticized you? Have fun in the camps.
stick figure thinking with hands over face in front of computer FML
AI video still of Charlie Kirk with caption “It means they killed my all because I exposed the truth about diabetes”
too many damn blue sour patch kids in my bag
too many blue sour patch kids in one bag
Essie Davis as Dame Sylvia being a dumb beeyatch that will lead to the downfall of humans and her hair gets bigger every episode
First answer: become their friend Second answer: trap them in a swimming pool
sinus advil in silver packaging that is really fucking hard to open when you don't have sharp nails
666 hearts
Screenshot from Apple News Today advertising their podcast titled “Trump had a busy first day. Here’s what you missed.”
made up names from that original nintendo baseball game TODD BONZALEZ
One commenter saying, "She doesn't want wheat. She wants chicken. Lol" and the response to that comment was "Yes and some people shoot up classrooms" because eating meat and school shootings are morally the same
email from FSA store. subject: this gun is FSA eligible - Surprised? Shop it now + more essentials for pain relief and recovery
there's not going to be a swimming pool meme: there's not going to be fixed incomes anymore you stupid slat
screenshot of white haired lady in the quilted northern "we quilt this city" commercial
blond judge from Dallas cowboys cheerleader she sucks