Valentin Deleplace

@deleplace.bsky.social

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Engineer on cloudy things at Google. @deleplace@hachyderm.io 💙 Serverless, QR codes, ≡Go. https://programming-idioms.org Try coolmaze.io 📱➡️💻

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Sending a selfie to a giant screen in Times Square, using Push to Computer
L'app Android AlloCiné ne trouve aucun résultat pour "jim queens"
Map of Europe, centered on Belgium
Time series graph that looks like light being diffracted through a triangle prism
Google Cloud Summit 4 juin 2026
Un robot qui regarde le conseil municipal à la télé
My sketch+the rendering by Nano Banana 2
- Is 5% a lot? - Depends on the ctx - By purchasing $4,000 of brand new hardware? No. - By just upgrading to the latest Go release? Yes.
- Is 5% a lot? - Depends on the ctx - After six weeks of tedious optimization? No. - By just upgrading to the latest Go release? Yes.
Location of share actions, in France
France sad
Mon réseau local
Répéteur Wifi 6 Orange
Chasse Pêche Équitation
- Is there something wrong? - At work, someone used the word "literally". In a correct way.
We've entered a new era of information. AI-powered agents everywhere. New cybersecurity challenges. If I was in charge of designing a strong, resilient, secure operating system, I would have it make sure the user allows software to find devices on local networks. At least 50 times a day. To be really certain.
Westminster a déjà démantelé quatre fermes à escargots et tente d’obtenir la dissolution de deux autres
The QR code displayed by the Cool Maze - Push to Computer command line tool generated by Google Antigravity
AI crank lifting the world
The average rating of Cool Maze on Google Play Store dropping from 4,951 to 4,940
Lord, thank you for giving me life in a country where one liter weighs one kilogram, and where it's okay that you don't exist
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Container instance count chart: always a single instance, except at 8:40PM with 18 instances
Suspicious but genuine email saying "Bonjour Valentin! Achetez avec Microsoft et gagnez de l'argent en retour"
John Carmack: "I can send an IP packet to Europe faster than I can send a pixel to the screen. How f’d up is that?"
In conclusion, while programming-idioms.org has a good concept, its execution is flawed, primarily due to the lack of quality control over the code examples. It can be a useful starting point for beginners or for quick comparisons, but the information should be taken with a grain of salt, and it's always a good idea to verify the solutions with other, more reliable sources.
How to determine the ECL L, M, Q or H just by looking at the bottom-left of the QR code
Toddler reaches to Dad's back pocket. Toddler triumphantly pulls out a phone. Toddler reaches again to Dad's back pocket. Dad is now wondering "Where does this kid think phones come from"
Ma'am, where's Lisa? As you know, you're all in the best class out of our two classes. Lisa is good but did not perform that well lately. We transferred her to the other class, thereby increasing the average rating of the other class, but also the average rating of your class as well. A very good move for the whole school. Ma'am where's Denis? We increased the rating of the two classes by moving him to the other class. Ma'am, what's going on? You know you're our top performer, Henry. Your singleton class has the highest average rating ever. Can I go to the other class and further improve their rating? Don't be silly
SMOKING FOR NEWBORNS Even after the smoking and cancer debate died down, one major paradox lingered. In the mid-1960s, Jacob Yerushalmy pointed out that a mother's smoking during pregnancy seemed to benefit the health of her newborn baby, if the baby happened to be born underweight. This puzzle, called the birth-weight paradox, flew in the face of the emerging medical consensus about smoking and was not satisfactorily explained until 2006—more than forty years after Yerushalmy's original paper. I am absolutely convinced it took so long because the language of causality was not available from 1960 to 1990. In 1959, Yerushalmy had launched a long-term public health study that collected pre- and postnatal data on more than 15,000 children in the San Francisco Bay Area. The data included information on mothers' smoking habits, as well as the birth weights and mortality rates of their babies in the first month of life.
LE TABAGISME CHEZ LES NOUVEAU-NÉS Même après la fin du débat sur le lien entre tabagisme et cancer, un paradoxe majeur perdura. Au milieu des années 1960, Jacob Yerushalmy fit remarquer un fait singulier : la santé des nourrissons qui naissaient en sous-poids était meilleure si leur mère avait fumé pendant la grossesse. Cette énigme, appelée « paradoxe du poids de naissance », allait à l'encontre du consensus médical émergeant sur le tabagisme et ne fut expliquée de manière satisfaisante qu'en 2006, soit plus de quarante ans après l'article de Yerushalmy. S'il fallut un tel délai pour résoudre ce paradoxe, c'est parce que – j'en suis absolument convaincu – le vocabulaire de la causalité n'était pas encore disponible entre 1960 et 1990. En 1959, Yerushalmy lança une étude de santé publique censée recueillir à long terme des données pré- et postnatales sur plus de 15 000 enfants de la Baie de San Francisco. Les données incluaient des informations sur les habitudes tabagiques des mères, ainsi que sur le poids à la naissance et le taux de mortalité des bébés au cours du premier mois de vie.
The chart of Google Play ratings for my app, with a vertical axis that goes from 4.5 to 5.5
List of BigQuery keyboard shortcuts
mail.google.com says It seems like you have forgotten to attach a file. You wrote "is attached" in your message, but there are no files attached. Send anyway?
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func mult(a, b float64) float64 { return a * b } func Benchmark1(b *testing.B) { for i := 0; i < b.N; i++ { mult(3.0, 5.0) } } func Benchmark2(b *testing.B) { for range b.N { mult(3.0, 5.0) } } func Benchmark3(b *testing.B) { for b.Loop() { mult(3.0, 5.0) } }
The OpenCore Legacy Patcher contribution form
on iOS
Cool Maze in the Google Play Store
// Returns an iterator that produces only the odd // values of a, and discards the even values. func odd(a []int) iter.Seq[int] { return func(yield func(int) bool) { for _, v := range a { if isOdd(v) { yield(v) } } } }
The app Cool Maze with rating 4.8 stars in the Apple App Store
Une photo de TP projetée en classe via l'application Cool Maze