No War But Class War

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Things fall apart--it's scientific! Pro-pun. Always punch up. He/him

A Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich with a huge piece of fried chicken coming out one side; it’s like a bonus half a sandwich dawg
Gabriel Byrne in Miller’s Crossing
Some dork holding an XTEink x4 ereader next to a pile of books on a desk. (The books are The High King by Lloyd Alexander, Rosemary’s Baby by Ira Levin, and The Bronze Lie by Myke Cole.) there is a PocketGO handheld emulator sitting atop the pile of books, powered off.
Sluggish holds up a tin full of worms as he explains to Nancy that “they pay me in WOIMS”
Faith No More’s 1992 masterpiece Angel Dust
Alfred Molina higher than balls and manically cackling while wearing nothing but a bathrobe and waving a silver revolver while the song Sister Christian by the band Night Ranger plays. He stands in front of a stark white stone facade fireplace flanked by two tall thin windows. The rest of the wall is painted white. There are torchiere lights, black, set into the wall on either side of the frame. Through the windows there appears to be a bright white light hitting the bushes or trees outside. The lighting inside the room is ominous and threatening. The scene is incredibly tense because we are viewing it from the perspective of our drug-addled protagonists, who are here to rob the man in the picture. It’s a good little period piece from the 90s. Anyway, Molina goes nuts in this scene, there’s a shootout, Thomas Jane is there. And Marky Mark. John C Reilly does very John C Reilly things. I’m selling it short, it whips
screen shot of iPhone music app. Currently playing: U Got the Look, Prince; Lady (You Bring Me Up), The Commodores; Reunited, Peaches & Herb; Do You Really Want An Answer, Zapp; Spill the Wine, War & Eric Burdon
Fabius Bile, Chief Apothecary of the III Legiones Astartes, the Emperor’s Children. He is a Chaos Space Marine notable for his cloning efforts, among other more horrible things
A headline from some thumb-looking dipshit named Richard Williams: I Commanded the SAS - Our Elites Want to Abolish Hard Men
A trio of Fireforge Games serjeants face off against a North Star wight in a little copse of cheap plastic pine trees. The models are unpainted and the desktop they’re posed on is a mess
Sophie Cunningham, a racist and transphobic white woman who happens to be a WNBA player and also have one of the shittiest bottle-blonde dye jobs you’ve ever seen. Sic semper bigots
Phone screenshot showing IMMINENT THREAT tornado warning and also that the user is listening to the sublime Boris album Flood during this massive torrential thunderstorm
A cheap 2” monopose Starscream toy from the Transformers franchise. He looks like he did in the original 1980s cartoon.
Sickos.gif but in French. A man dressed like an 18th century French aristocrat peers rebought a window. He is unshaven with stubble. He looks perversely delighted as he says “oui…hon hon hon…OUI!
Younghoe Koo, allegedly a professional American football placekicker, kicking dirt instead of the ball
A tubby little black and white BoJack terrier mutt sprawls on a white tile floor. She looks up at the camera. Her expression is bright and alert, her ears are up, and her curled tongue is lolling out of her mouth as she pants.
Some houses in Passaic, NJ
Younghoe Koo, ostensibly a professional football placekicker, kicking the turf instead of the football while appearing in a game for the New York Giants
A futurama episode where the gang visits mutant mermaids living in what appears to be a reconstruction of the antebellum American South’s plantation culture
A pinkish blobfish looking like a huge goober
Chairface Chippendale, a villain from the superhero cartoon The Tick, is a dapperly dressed man with a chair for a head. His scheme involves carving his name on the moon. He looks up at the moon with the letters CHA carved into it.
Homer Simpson offering to buy Lisa’s rock, which she is trying to use to demonstrate the concept of snake oil.
Bill the Cat, from Berkeley Breathed’s comic strip Bloom County. Thbbft!
Some shitweasel from the campaign of the bigoted rapist rich-kid Graham Platner begins an email to campaign volunteers: This is Ben Chin, Graham Platner's campaign manager. We've said from the very beginning that this campaign was never about Graham but about a movement of working people united to take back power. The rest of the email is some wack bullshit about how THEY are out to get Maine’s Most Special Rich Kid. Platner is losing badly to a lady who’s barely even campaigning, easily disproving any argument he has regarding his “electability.”
A still from Weekend at Bernie’s. It shows the dead body of the titular Bernie being toted around in a child’s wagon by one of the protagonists as they try to deal with Bernie’s death by pretending he’s not dead.
Headline from r/music: Kid Rock branded “bozo” by Fox News Viewers after 10 word boast. The headline is accompanied by a picture of Kid Rock in a black cowboy hat looking like a bozo
A Space Marine of the Carcharodons Chapter holds his stuffed animal shark, a Blahaj from IKEA, as he says “really? Right in front of my blahaj?
Kate Bush with a dog and a gun
The creepy pedo beauty pageant judge holding up a video camera while standing in front of his creepy pedo Van
Brad Pitt as the tank commander War Daddy in the WWII movie Fury. He’s standing in front of a tank (the tank is named Fury and you can see the name stenciled on the barrel of the gun) and pointing at some dudes and yelling some ooh rah macho bullshit
Sickos.jpg but French: oui…hon hon hon…OUI!
Oui…hon hon hon…OUI! french_sickos.jpg
A picture of a page in the tabletop role playing game Pendragon, a game about dynasties of knights in the feudal Britain of Arthurian romance. The book is The Pendragon Noble’s Handbook and the pictured page is titled Appendix D: Horse Breedinf
A tubby little black and white BoJack terrier mopes on a light gray couch while deploying the saddest puppy dog eyes she can summon and shooting them at her human like lasers
The Humpty Dance: Mr. Humpty is known in part for having once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
The Mall in the DC Wasteland as depicted in the late 2000s video game Fallout 3. In This postapocalyptic setting the Mall is an armed camp of super-mutants with rocket launchers and machine guns
Buck the dog on the set of Married…With Children
A statue depicting Ash from the movie Army of Darkness with a bunch of mini-Ashes hanging up to take him down by lancing a fork into his ankle. Just…check out the movie I guess idk
The algae-choked reflecting pool
TK-421, why aren’t you at your post? TK-421, do you copy? We’ve got a bad transmitter, I’ll see what I can do.
A tubby little black and white BoJack terrier mutt. She is sitting in the crook of her human’s arm with her paws on his chest and a smug look on her face
Graffiti on the side of a two story brick building in a city. There’s a crosswalk out front. No people are visible. Spelled out in white block letters on a black pained background at least a story high is the word GLOOM
Soundtrack to the 1993 flop Judgement Night. Movie is meh but the soundtrack whips ass
A tubby little black and white BoJack terrier mutt sprawled across a couch, snoring, with a big toy Tyrannosaurus Rex leaning against the couch cushions behind her