Path 🎉

@demandavoider.bsky.social

4641 Followers 656 Following

When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk

Screenshot of path's mastodon post which is a screenshot of JELQ'IN ONASSIS' bluesky post which says "screencapping your own posts from other platforms to aura farm on here is lame" Path has responded on bluesky with a screencap of his own mastodon post which says "it's super lame"
Screencap of mastodon post from path: "It's super lame."
@shann4america, who has now blocked me, says: Go to Facebook pls., this is a serious site for people concerned about democracy and the 🍊 Cult.
A blue Barilla whole grain spaghetti box of noodles. There is a fork with noodles wrapped around it. There are some tomatoes and a basil leaf on the noodles
A blue Barilla whole grain spaghetti box of noodles. There is a fork with noodles wrapped around it. There are some tomatoes and a basil leaf on the noodles
A blue Barilla whole grain spaghetti box of noodles. There is a fork with noodles wrapped around it. There are some tomatoes and a basil leaf on the noodles
Blue box of Barilla whole grain spaghetti. There is a picture of a fork with noodles curling around it. The box says: Excellent source of fiber. One simple ingredient. Spaghetti. "Al dente perfection" in 7-8 minutes. Whole wheat pasta.
Box of Barilla whole grain spaghetti. Excellent source of fiber. One simple ingredient. Spaghetti. "Al dente perfection" in 7-8 minutes. Whole wheat pasta.
Box of Barilla whole grain spaghetti. Excellent source of fiber. One simple ingredient. Spaghetti. "Al dente perfection" in 7-8 minutes. Whole wheat pasta.
Screenshot of above image post ("1 save") with 5 saves (and 1 repost and 8 likes)
Zoomed in screenshot of the vegetable erotica painting from OP. A cucumber sure does look like it's riding a carrot in reverse cowgirl position while peering over the edge of a bowl containing a creamy dip. The cucumber holds some of the dip in its cucumber hand.
Screenshot of post from helpandsearch.com: An AI slop YouTube video called "This Was Life in SODOM 4,000 Years ago—The Most Depraved People in History"
Screenshot 1 of 3 of conversation between bluesky users Queen RanDumb (@invisihole.bsky.social) and helpandsearch.com (stmichael5.bsky.social): Queen RanDumb: do you have a 501 status? Which charities/region are? Have you donated to any political figures? Do you plan to? Do you collect data? If not, what reassurance do you have that you don't? I'm interested but I cannot find anything out about your company helpandsearch.com: I am in the UK....I am starting, for now I have no profits.....I am just spending money on this but when we earn we will decide to which charities we will donate. We don't collect data. We don't donate to politicians. Queen RanDumb: Not trying to sound like a know-it-all but you should have a plan for where the money will go before telling people you're donate a portion of your profits to charity. Otherwise it comes across performative. Some "charities" are very questionable and aren't really interested in helping.
screenshot of Path's Listification DM showing one of the same people who blocked in the OP having blocked path at exactly the same time.
screenshot of Bluesky Accessibility settings. Alt text section has two sliders : "require alt text before posting" and "display larger alt text badges". both are turned on in the screenshot. One is so Path doesn't forget to add alt text and the other is to make it easier to notice and not signal boost content that would be alienating for people who need it.
Path quote posting Fun saying "you clearly haven't seen Ghostbusters" the quote post says "you clearly haven't seen Ghostbusters" but no typing has to be done because Path's auto complete has learned "you clearly haven't seen Ghostbusters."
Ticket prices for Comedy Bang Bang live show in my city: Pit (row b): $778 Floor 2: $807 Floor 3: $939 Pit (row a): $968 Pit (row aa): $1,610
Photo of Path's shoed feet resting disrespectfully on the couch throw pillows.
Vintage looking California Raisin statue wearing an I voted sticker
Goodnight Moon (by Margaret Wise Brown) In the great green room There was a telephone and a red balloon And a picture of the cow jumping over the moon And there were three little bears sitting on chairs And two little kittens and a pair of mittens And a little toy house and a young mouse And a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush And a quiet old lady who is whispering "hush" Good night room. Good night Moon Good night cow jumping over the moon Night light and the Red balloon Good night bears, good night chairs Night kittens good night mittens Good night clocks and goodnight socks Good night little house and good night mouse Good night comb, and good night brush. Goodnight nobody, good night mush Night did the old lady whispering "hush" Goodnight stars, goodnight air Goodnight noises everywhere.
Bluesky notification: trickykat followed you
A snippet of Path's skircle.
A totally normal and non horny camera angle highlighting the way the totally reasonable space suit conforms to Miranda's supple butt cheeks in the game mass effect.
Screen recording of path trying desperately to unlike his own skeet: "you can just give someone a Klondike bar. It doesn't have to be a weird power trip." Path unlikes, refreshes, and the post is suddenly liked again.
Blurry photo of Fred durst doing Fred durst things while a man in red shorts is flying through the air sideways behind him. Captioned: Insane Clown Posse's Shaggy attempts to dropkick Fred Durst during Limp Bizkit concert.
Screenshot from this post: 2 reposts 7 likes 1 save
Path's saved posts: @professorkiosk.wtf: I submit that the records concerning who saves my posts be unsealed by this court @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social: My favorite game to play on here is "why did someone save this particular post?" @ashhull.bsky.social: A missed connection. They saved my skeet and didn't tell me @saltymactavish.bsky.social: What are you dingleberries saving skeets for anyway? Is it old over from the Great depression? @cheftips.bsky.social: DO NOT LIKE THIS POST IT WILL SELF DESTRUCT
Twin peaks title screen with the words "YoU wOuLdn't SteAL a CAr" in the Twin Peaks font
Your ∆EOK JND 0.0018 Either you have superhuman cone cells or you got very lucky. I'm going with lucky. This is absurdly below the theoretical JND. Your monitor is doing something weird. Or both.
Greg the Miller on mastodon, October 10, 2025: "everyone who boosts this pooped the bed last night" newly liked and boosted by Path
Path's pfp with emoji fingers pointing at each other.
Doc, Marty, and Jennifer preparing for a trip to 2015 in Back to the Future Part II
The hugging emoji with one of them wearing glasses with eyebrows and a mustache
An inspirational image: silhouette of a man looking at a sunrise. The text says "sell buns"
presentdad🙋‍♂️ skeet: "i have such a good knock knock joke i can't wait for y'all to get a load of this one k ready knock knock" replies and quotes disabled.
Screenshot of Path's profile
An animated ad: "Sleep apnea has been linked to a common habit. Do you do it?" Above the text isn't AI Slop animation of a sleeping man with brown goo slithering out of his mouth and out of frame. I think he's meant to be drooling.
Screenshot of Path's muted words: of, you, I, me, the, and, it's, its, Trump"
A cartoon image of a manic looking peach raising its arms to the heavens
An asinine skeet: an ascii art man holds up the words "big long butts" 3 people have saved this skeet for some reason.
A cake that is supposed to look like jesus' head. His eyes roll back into his head like he's either dead or blissed out on a good dicking.
Path posts: How many followers do you need before you start getting royalty checks? Scribblegurl responds: 637,459
Screenshot of YouTube video with a sponsored ad that says "DP WORLD change what's possible" the advertisement doesn't seem outwardly horny, despite the fact that it is definitely kinda horny.
"Daddy Stack" isn't one specific thing but refers to various food items (like hearty breakfast/brunch stacks with meat, eggs and carbs) or themed merchandise (especially for Father's Day), often involving layers or a "big" portion of something for a dad or father figure, appearing on Etsy and social media. It's a fun descriptive term for indulgent food or themed gifts for men.
Screenshot of the head explosion emoji on android.
Guardian headline: World's longest-married couple reveals key to a lasting relationship: 'We love each other'
A selfie of Path that is indistinguishable from Greg The Miller's pfp (okay, okay it IS Greg the Miller's pfp.)
A man in cool guy shades and a Mr. Robot hat pretends he is some dude named Greg, when clearly he is, in fact, Los.
A picture of Greg's alt account pfp.
Screenshot of GOB from Arrested Development with the fake name "Crindy" as the bottom text.
Path's pfp, but with some cool-guy sunglasses edited in.
Skeet with 3 reposts and 9 likes: perfect ratio.
Screenshot of a note app: "Important: A David Byrne 'big suit' for eating ass"
Beaver nuggets are NOT made from real beavers. I've been duped.
Hand holding a magnifying glass desk lamp
A poster for the porn parody "this isn't Twilight" with the tagline "when you can fuck forever, you can fuck everybody"
The Treachery of Images (1929), also known as This Is Not a Pipe, by Belgian surrealist René Magritte. It depicts a wooden pipe with the words "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" below it. In this version the words have been replaced to say "ceci est propos de moi 🎉"
Google maps screenshot of "Kissing Tree Golf Club"
Google Street View showing a nondescript building marked "Pound Town Hall"