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@demonmittenhands.bsky.social

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Software boy from Utah but computers are really dumb. Sometimes I draw things. Vegan for the animals. Right now I'm running a lot.

Tomás. the adorable black cat with the white spot on her chest. she had a curly tail but it's not in this picture.
excerpt from a Seinfeld episode where Jerry throws up on June 29th.
altNOAA bsky profile showing they're blocked by "Garbo AI Posters" which is my personal slop blocklist
The platinum trophy screenshot for Cairn. it happens to show a thermos for some reason...
a yogurt cup that says 'Greek yogurt minus the cow drama'
my dang cheesesteak!
A Krabby I drew with ink and crayon
My crappy drawing of Weezing. i missed lower fangs, their symbol is not a skull and crossbones, and the smallest one doesn't have a face.
Ape Escape boxing minigame. I ended up 5-0 with PUGS
Hugo's House of Horrors! this is the opening screen with a haunted house
giving a package of plant based Babybel a big ol thumbs down right in it's dumb face.
another Ms Do promo toy police car with an adorable face. this car is the Subaru 360 mold
A tiny Choro Q toy police car with a bear or some kind of animal on it. This may or may not be a Mister Donut promo car. it's hard to tell
A close up of a ladybug doing a creep.
Boxes of plastic swords that say 'please no warfare'
An article saying 'Hear more of Jared Leto's Skeletor voice in these MOTU Featurettes'
Gran Turismo 7 3rd place! my stupid kei truck restaurant and my EXTRA stupid driving outfit with fake eyes and a TOW arrow pointing to my belly button.
A Suzuki kei truck rush a restaurant in the cab. It is covered with food related decals ( Calorie Mate, Ramune, and Pocari Sweat etc). This is from photo mode that has a Shibuya crossing backdrop.
my race gear livery. it's red, i put stupid blue eyes and teeth on the helmet. plus it says UP with arrows on it.
A pencil drawring of a Nosepass, you can tell because it says Nosepass. 💜
Hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates?
it's a kid with puke on his face. his name is Puke Face. I am not clever
Crowd of people marching up state Street to the Capitol building.
Introducing Spider Man, no hyphen.
My Leaf Green HOF. Got a Hitmonlee, Butterfree, Omanyte, Tangela, Gyrados, and Charizard.
An owl peeking out of a bird box.
this dumb SBA post responding to cops getting in a snowball fight. it originally said "Today it's snowballs. Tomorrow it could be rocks, bottles, or worse." I crossed out everything after '... snowballs.' and corrected Vincent Vallelong's title to Lil Piss Baby.
Smokey the dirty ol grey cat on my legs
is an RSVP for Dixie Normous
the dopiest pac mans you've ever even experienced. one has a tiny hat and says MR Pac-Man. one said A-Packed Man. there's a nightmare front view one and a colored Mr. Pac-Man about to chomp a lil ghost.
it's a self portrait of me as a creepy ghost fella. it's ink with crayon and looks like i have some Ghostbusters 2 mood slime or ectoplasm or something coming off me
Disco Stu from the Simpsons with his disco record sales chart. "if these trends continue... AYYYYYYYYE"
Sunset across a field. Taken from the final run of the year.
an article that says "what's the difference between the Ford 427 and Ford 428 engines?"
Barney telling Mr. Burns, Hey aren't you that guy that everybody hates?
The old game Barrel of Monkeys
it's a picture of a kid and it says 'the poot king' underneath. it's from cocofro that makes vegan freeze dried ice cream
The creepy old guy from the Poltergeist movie
this creepy old creep
IGN headline saying "EA and Bioware remain committed to next mass effect game - and yes, romances will return".
A picture i done drewed of Oddish and its evolutions playing around on a pile of human skulls
A cartoon of a ghost rider on a big old timey bike.
an email with the subject line reading "Don't be like Greg, Eric"
it's a panel from Scott Pilgrim where he says 'chopping vegetables keeps us out of trouble with the law'.
a dramatic close up of a very sleepy grey Smokey the cat
It's Smokey the cat staring at me around the side of my laptop screen.
Grumpy looking tiger chickens.
A really sketchy hatching of a raven on a graveyard with some barely visible hatching of trees rocks and grave stones on the back.
It's a screenshot from Stardew Valley. My character is giving Abigail a diamond (it was an accident 😔) and she's saying "Hey, how'd you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!"
A picture of the haunted mansion. the article headline reads "Disneyland Guest Dies after Haunted Mansion Ride"
It's me in a garage can. my natural habitat
A pretty awful drawing of a werewolf I done did! Brush pens and crayons.
The scene in the princess bride where Columbo is reading to Wonder Years and saying "all right now let's see. where were we? oh yes. I'm the pit of despair"
A cartoony picture of me with a skeleton blowing out of the top of my head, and a ghost coming out of the skeleton's head.
Lagoon amusement park where Wicked and Colossus line up to make a rude symbol!
A headline from freshly shot dipshit Charlie Kirk that says "gun deaths unfortunately worth it to keep 2nd amendment".
a baboon doing a lil shrug with a caption that says 'that's baboon!'
It's a painting of a turtle with a beanie, stripes shirt, and a revolver. Made to resemble that photo of Picasso where he's got a fuckin gun!
A bearded shirtless man in a hat. he's got a wombat on one arm, he's covered with tattoos and oh yeah, he's riding R2D2.
Smokey the dirty ol gray cat sleeping on my legs!