Stephen

@demos.zone

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Tiny curtains open and you hear the tiny clap of little hands, a tiny man tells a little joke and gets a tiny laugh from all the folks. (he/him)

Jimmy stares slightly below your eyeline with dead eyes, considering how he can devour your soul for more views.
Several skeets in a row referencing or screenshotting the tweet by Geert Wilders (a dutch politician) saying “we hebben een serieus probleem”
Iphone screenshot of a voicemail that says “Is Hawaii? Can you hear me?” From an unknown number.
A comic where the character wakes up at 5am, saying “just had such a good idea, gotta write this down” groggily. The next morning they look at the page and all it says is “cross-dimensional face wash”
Screenshot from the article listed in the quoted post above: Scientists with the American Meteor Society have also documented an unusual increase in large fireball events and sonic booms during the first months of 2026.
A small red dog laying in the sun in front of his food bowl, looking at the camera with an innocent expression, like he isn’t begging desperately for food at that very moment.
The wikipedia page for the Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever, where it says “The American Kennel Club ranks the toller as the 69th most popular dog breed." Nice.
A tweet with the text: david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.
Two notifications in the iPhone notifications center from the Facebook app. The first reads: A group where we all pretend to be moths You might like A group where we all pretend to be moths. The second reads: Things with Faces You might like Things with Faces.
Marco Rubio looking like a pathetic asshole, hunched over with his arms folded staring off into the distance
Screenshot from an article on the verge - Even the wording on Apple's own announcement highlights the muddled branding, saying that F1 is available to purchase on Apple TV "ahead of its global streaming debut on Apple TV," and that "Apple TV is available on the Apple TV app" on devices like... you got it, Apple TV.
“It might work for us” meme from arrested development or whatever show
Screenshot from nyt article that was quote tweeted reading: Mr. Orwoll recently gave The New York Times a limited tour, allowing entry to the property through a gate that had a lock. He sat on a folding chair in his office, housed in an insulated shed with air-conditioning and fiber internet, two pianos and shelves full of philosophy texts. Before a photographer could snap pictures, he pulled a copy of "Mein Kampf" from a bookshelf and turned it around to hide its spine.
Xkcd comic. C style function int get RandomNumber () return 4; With the comment chosen by fair dice roll. guaranteed to be random.
A small reddish brown dog sleeping in a funny, cramped looking position in a small fuzzy blue dog bed
Tweet from @InternetHippo: Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting "Better things aren't possible"
Barilla tri-color rotini box
A small reddish brown dog playing tug-of-war
Koopa, a reddish brown Chihuahua-Pomeranian mix, ready to play
An apple iphone message from an unknown number, tagged “Maybe: Randy Villegas” by the phone. The first line of the message preview reads “Hi Stephen, I’m Randy Villegas.” You’re so right, phone! Have a cookie
Weather report indicating “Severe Weather”, with the reported conditions being 52 degrees F and Sunny, which doesn’t seem very severe…