Tim Myers

@denvercoder.com

886 Followers 676 Following

Software developer but a mediocre one at best. Trying to switch to #cybersecurity #blueteam #SOC I Don't Want Peace, I Want Problems, Always! https://denvercoder.com Co-Founded: https://reactivue.com

The group Color Me Badd dancing
Pulp Fiction: Europe Vincent: You know what they call a 100 Gram Burger in America? Jules: They don't call it a 100 Gram Burger? V: No man, they got the Imperial system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a gram is. J: What do they call it? V: Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese. J: Quarter Pounder w/ cheese. What do they call a Whopper? V: I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King.
Big blue alien head guy. Caption says, “Bitch that’s cable. Congratulations on inventing cable.
Man wearing a pink shirt and blue blazer looking through a magnifying glass.
Caption: “Mosh pits in the Midwest” Several people in a mosh pit all saying “Ope”.
Side by side of a deer and a kangaroo the caption says, “Kangaroos are just deer who went to prison”.
A toilet paper hanger that looks kind of like the Microsoft “Clipper” mascot for Office products. The text reads: Clippy fell on hard times after Microsoft let him go. Text at the bottom in quotes from Clippy says: “It looks like you’re trying to poop, would you like some help with that?”
Grim reaper embracing a woman in front of a window.
The text at the top reads: “I hope this email finds you well.” “How the email finds me:” It’s a cartoon character and it looks like their head is melted onto a table. Not sure where it’s from.
Amazon box with overlapping tape that appears to say Deallay Chemorrow.
A restroom sign with silhouettes of several permutations of people and a space alien laying down. It says, “Whatever, just please wash your hands.”
A cat holding its paw in a sort of cupping pose with the “thumb” and “forefinger” close together. The text reads, “Cat speaks Italian but no one listens”.
Coming Soon! 1st Traffic Signal in Lochbuie Construction in Progress
Them: Feb 18th 2024 - Hey Feb 18th 2024 - Hey Me on Feb 19th: Hi Them: March 3rd - Hope you have a great weekend. Then: December 8th - We did
First post of Jen’s thread showing that if you double click ctrl it highlights your mouse.
Sword fight scene from The Princess Bride. “Because I know something you don’t know.”
Santa and some elves. Santa says, “GREAT! DAVE FINISHED ALL OF HIS GANDALF DOLLS! HEY DANNY, HOW YOU COMING ALONG WITH THE BILBOS?” The elf on the right has been making several dildos.
Facebook post showing that the band Pearl Jam will be touring in 2025.
Indecipherable text
Soulja Boy saying “Drake?”
Two stormtroopers from Star Wars. One says “Imperial Trooper = 5 foot 11 inches” the other one says, “Metric Trooper = 180cm”
Me in a cowboy hat and vest. Supposedly I look 30-35 instead of 46.
Me wearing a cowboy hat, boots, and jeans in a “sexy” playful pose
Me getting ready to worsen an already tense situation with some unwanted humor!
Me getting ready to worsen an already tense situation with some unwanted humor!
BlueSky “Internal Server Error” banner.
Abigail Williams is a very heavy metal band.
You must only speak the truth into this horn! When men refer to themselves as 'alpha males' I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.
Man and woman in bed the first frame has the woman with her back to the man and she’s looking back and saying, “He’s probably thinking about occult topics” In the next frame the woman is “spooning” the man and says, “I love a man that loves occult topics.”
Screenshot of a user named Goth who was my 666th follower.
Screenshot of a headline that says: “NASA discovers secret US military base buried 100-foot deep in Greenland ice.”
Boy looking at Mark Zuckerberg says, “My dad says you spy on people”. Mark says: “He’s not your dad.”
A black egg with red dots in pixel art style from the game Stardew Valley
An upright vacuum cleaner
PC with RGB lights
A half used bar of Beurre D’Isigny Aop.
Mid-Grade gas for $1.99 in Colorado.
Screenshot of the album cover and tracklist for Adema’s 2001 album called Adema.
Raccoons are trying to break into Cybertrucks, and there's some speculation that this is happening because the raccoons are literally confusing them with dumpsters
A bunch of Christmas romance movie covers where the woman is almost always wearing red and the man is almost always wearing black. They look like copies but they’re actually separate movies.
A drawn comic book style animation. A man on the ground says “Well, actually” and then he gets stomped out by three people.
A depiction of Jesus driving a car with a cigarette hanging from his mouth while holding a glass of some kinds of beverage.
OS: Fedora Linux 41 (Workstation Edition) x Kernel: 6.11.8-300.fc41.x86_64 Uptime: 2 mins Packages: 2480 (rpm), 17 (flatpak) Shell: zsh 5.9 Resolution: 3840x2160 DE: GNOME 47.1 WM: Mutter WM Theme: Adwaita Theme: Orchis-Dark-Compact [GTK2/3] Icons: Colloid-Dark [GTK2/3] Terminal: alacritty CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X3D (32) @ 5.759GHz GPU: AMD ATI 13:00.0 Raphael GPU: AMD ATI Radeon RX 7700 XT / 7800 XT Memory: 2345MiB / 95666MiB
A boy standing on a mountain top. A lemon yellow sun. His arms are raised in a “V”. The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
Painting of two people on the train, there is a man behind the seat leaning over as if he is about to say something to a woman seated on the seat in front of him.
Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires! Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price. Me: yes, I know how shops work kittydesade Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay. Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too. del3141 Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do! Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit