DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER

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The foulest weather report this side of shittucky. Chaotic Good. Crude but not cruel. Fuck yes, Colorado. Fuck yes, Denver. #COwx #wxtwitter #deathmetal ☠☠☠☠☠☠

USA TODAY GRAPHICS replies to the masturbating sun visual they created: "Some of our finest work right there"
CHRIS BIANCHI REPLIES TO ME: "You are a gift" I REPLY TO CHRIS: "[han solo voice] i know"
CHRIS BIANCHI REPLIES TO ME: "You are a gift" I REPLY TO CHRIS: "[han solo voice] i know"
HEADLINE: Every hotdog eaten shortens life by 36 minutes
if they asked me to do the weather I'd say these storms were scattered across the eastern plains like your dad's illegitimate children but that's probably why they'll never ask me to do the weather
A screenshot of a map with a fire alert area outlined that looks a lot like a penis.