Surrel Saurian

@depsurrel.bsky.social

589 Followers 489 Following

🔞I may post about NSFW topics!🔞 🍷24, any pronouns🍷 🐲quote 'left-wing lunatic'🐲 🎺kaiju addict🎺 ✉DM friendly✉ 🦖dinokin therian🦖

Lindsay Graham is fucking dead

A labeled image meme of a cat lying on a bed while a second cat jumps from a counter towards the first cat. The first cat is labeled "a thriving, productive society" while the second is labeled "the supreme court majority."

an fl studio screenshot of a WIP composition that utilizes multiple time signatures, specifically changing from 5/4 to 6/4, back to 5/4 and then 7/4

Screenshot of two YouTube videos. The first is titled "i'm pivoting to ai, please give me money". The second is titled "How money disappears without a trace".

Twitter screenshot

"Very glad I don't live somewhere like China or Cuba and instead live in a country founded on DEMOCRACY where most laws are decided on by a council of unelected wizards doing seances to ask the ghost of Thomas Jefferson what he thinks."

fl studio desktop shortcut titled "OPEN ME ALREADY"

A fortune cookie's fortune on a white marbly countertop. The fortune ominously reads "don't panic."

bluesky skeet reading "god i wish that guy would die"

depsurrel's l4d2 steam card

he has nearly 3300 hours in the game

FL Studio screenshot showing my track that has like twenty different time signature changes because fuck you drummer

Steam screenshot showing my top genres are "dragons" and "dinosaurs"

5/5: E, S, T, A, N, G, U, Y
4/5: O, R, H, L, D, M
3/5: K, P, W, B, V
2/5: C, X, Z
1/5: Q, F, J
0/5: I

discord post from my friend bean about how dbd is adding the whiny manchild character from stranger things 4 to the game because this will definitely help save it from its fate

A screenshot of a DDG image search for "Afanc." A large chunk of results are clearly AI generated (many of which don't even resemble the actual creature being searched for!) despite the fact "AI images" is toggled to "hide."

A drawing of a fictional feathered theropod dinosaur. They are wearing a coat and holding a pestle in their beak. Alongside them are several bowls, bags, and shields.

two skeets from me, the first says "rope bondage" and the second says "tape bondage", the first has one like and the second has no likes

Squidward Tentacles looking outside his window at SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star having fun.

Ridley from some comic or whatever looking very sad

A mock Wikipedia article showing DarkSydePhil as the 47th President

tungsten: Gravemind (Halo 2), Regret (Halo 2), Cairo Station (Halo 2), Truth & Reconcilliation (Halo CE), Coastal Highway (Halo oDST)
hot cancer: The Ark (Halo 3), Two Betrayals (Halo CE), Exodus (Halo Reach), Long Night of Solace (Halo Reach), The Library (Halo CE), Tip of the Spear (Halo Reach)
hard: The Covenant (Halo 3), The Pillar of Autumn (Halo Reach), Metropolis (Halo 2), ONI Sword Base (Halo Reach), Sierra 117 (Halo 3), The Oracle (Halo 2), The Maw (Halo CE), Winter Contingency (Halo Reach), The Package (Halo Reach)
average: Crow's Nest (Halo 3), Data Hive (Halo ODST), Halo (Halo CE), The Pillar of Autumn (Halo CE), The Great Journey (Halo 2), Tsavo Highway (Halo 3)
easy: The Storm (Halo 3), New Alexandria (Halo Reach), The Silent Cartographer (Halo CE), Sacred Icon (Halo 2), Outskirts (Halo 2), Kizingo Boulevard (Halo ODST), Tayari Plaza (Halo ODST)
literal cutscene: ONI Alpha Site (Halo ODST), Delta Halo (Halo 2), Halo (Halo 3), 343 Guilty Spark (Halo CE), The Arbiter (Halo 2)
leisurely stroll to the control room: High Charity (Halo 2), NMPD HQ (Halo ODST), Assault on the Control Room (Halo CE), Keyes (Halo CE), Cortana (Halo 3), Kikowani Station (Halo ODST), Nightfall (Halo Reach)
par time viable: Quarantine Zone (Halo 2), Floodgate (Halo 3), Uprising (Halo 2), Lone Wolf (Halo Reach), Uplift Reserve (Halo ODST)

1. The Covenant (Halo 3)
2. Gravemind (Halo 2)
3. The Silent Cartographer (Halo CE)
BONUS: Lone Wolf (Halo Reach)

4. Exodus (Halo Reach)
5. Cairo Station (Halo 2)
6. Halo (Halo CE)
7. The Ark (Halo 3)
8. The Maw (Halo CE)
9. Pillar of Autumn (Halo Reach)
10. 343 Guilty Spark (Halo CE)
11. Halo (Halo 3)
12. New Alexandria
13. Long Night of Solace (Halo Reach)
14. Delta Halo (Halo 2)
15. Assault on the Control Room (Halo CE)

16. Metropolis (Halo 2)
17. Truth & Reconcilliation (Halo CE)
18. The Storm (Halo 3)
19. The Package (Halo Reach)
20. Tip of the Spear (Halo Reach)
21. Sierra 117 (Halo 3)
22. Regret (Halo 2)
23. Mombasa Streets (Halo 3 ODST)
24. Quarantine Zone (Halo 2)
25. ONI Sword Base (Halo Reach)
26. Uprising (Halo 2)
27. Kikowani Station (Halo 3 ODST)

28. Pillar of Autumn (Halo CE)
29. Kizingo Boulevard (Halo 3 ODST)
30. Keyes (Halo CE)
31. Data Hive (Halo 3 ODST)
32. Winter Contingency (Halo Reach)
33. The Great Journey (Halo 2)
34. Coastal Highway (Halo 3 ODST)
35. Crow's Nest (Halo 3)
36. Floodgate (Halo 3)
37. ONI Alpha Site (Halo 3 ODST)
38. NMPD HQ (Halo 3 ODST)
39. The Oracle (Halo 2)

40. Tsavo Highway (Halo 3)
41. Two Betrayals (Halo CE)
42. Nightfall (Halo Reach)
43. Outskirts (Halo 2)
44. The Arbiter (Halo 2)
45. Tayari Plaza (Halo 3 ODST)

46. High Charity (Halo 2)
47. Cortana (Halo 3)
48. The Library (Halo CE)
49. Sacred Icon (Halo 2)
50. Uplift Reserve (Halo 3 ODST)

halo 4 spartan ops screenshot, an enemy that is required to die for progression is stuck out of bounds and cannot be killed