derek van vliet

@derek.bike

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@bikesky.social founder, bike picture taker, bagged milk understander, he/him https://linktr.ee/derekvanvliet

man in blue suit holding a beer and saying “boy, that escalated quickly”
photo of a purple translucent baby with glitter throughout its body and red lipstick, lying on a black marble countertop
rich woman holding a cupcake and saying “good for europe”
aluminum bleachers against a white background
Photo of a red BMC Roadmachine road bike standing on a tarmac path that is lined on both sides with Ibeam columns. The columns are holding up a slanted roof that disappears off the top of the photo. The columns form a tunnel, at the end of which is some greenery and a white sky
Photo of a red BMC Roadmachine road bike, standing on a metal bridge at the opening of an archway that is covered in greenery
screenshot of a live activity on ios from the Radial app that shows the tour de france stage 3 profile as well as where the break, the peloton and 2 other groups are in the race
photo of a green and white Priority Apollo gravel bike standing next to a large stone sculpture in an outdoor setting. the sculpture is like a large thick möbius strip
still of heath ledger's joker saying "it's simple, we build a wall around the algae pit"
Photo of an opened, empty pizza box sitting on a rock, surrounded by foliage. The rock is painted bright green. On the inside of the pizza box’s lid are the words “cycling babe cheering u on with pizza and beer”
National Cyclist arrested at Reflecting Pool is former Olympian who denies vandalism claims David Hearn said he touched the pool's detached liner but "didn't destroy or break or peel anything." Trump has accused vandals of sabotaging the refurbishment as paint was seen peeling and floating in the water. 38 minutes ago
photo of a street sign that says NO DRIVING SCHOOL INSTRUCTIONS IN THIS AREA
meme of squidward sitting in the dark and looking out the window at spongebob and patrick, who are having the time of their lives
video of Corentin Moutet being interviewed after winning a tennis match, saying fuck 7 times
photo of a red toronto blue jays hat
photo of a toronto blue jays baseball hat. it’s white with red trim and a red white and blue stripe above the brim. there’s also a USA 250 patch
half of magneto’s helmet on a white background. to the right of the helmet at purple letters that says “magneto was right”
simpsons still of mr burns, wearing white, long hair and beard, holding a gun at smithers and also a model airplane. mr burns is saying "i said hop in"
screenshot of amazon showing 10 different measuring tapes each of which is designed for either men or women
photo of a wind turbine in front of a blue sky
photo of a pepper grinder sitting on a counter top with a pink phone charger plugged into the front of it
a nextdoor post by me that says: Happy World Bicycle Day neighbours! Friendly reminder that tomorrow (June 4) is BIKE TO WORK DAY! And it's looking like it's going to be a beautiful day to ride. To mark the day, our friends at Cycle Toronto have organized a group commute ride for tomorrow that has 4 starting locations: Bay & Charles - 7:30 AM Bloor & High Park - 7:00 AM Davisville & Yonge - 7:15 AM East Lynn Park - 7:00 AM The group rides end at Nathan Phillips Square where there will be a celebration. You can find more details at the link below: https://www.cycleto.ca/bike_to_work_day_2026 there is also a photo of many people riding bikes down a street in toronto
still of a video of a man and a woman and a bicycle in an octagon made of white tape. the woman is pulling the tape up from the floor
video of a man and a woman doing an interpretive dance on a bicycle in a small octagon made of white tape
meme of willem dafoe from spider-man but his head has been replaced with lionel messi’s head the caption says “You know, i’m something of a human foosball player myself”
video of a person riding a bike down a winding hill. the person unsheaths a machete from their back, drags the tip on the ground, and then holds it up in the air
video taken from the point of view of someone who is riding a bike. the bicycle has a crate on the front that is full of tiramisu. the rider is scooping the tiramisu with a ladle and eating it while they are riding
Large commercial trucks make up three per cent of vehicles on Ontario roads, the report said, but accounted for twelve per cent of vehicles involved in fatal collisions between 2019 and 2023. This could be because in Ontario, unlike other provinces, high-risk drivers, including those with suspensions or convictions, are able to obtain large commercial truck-driving licences.
photo of a hand holding a wooden clothes pin. on the pin are the words “like a lady u gay”, written in child-like handwriting, and a lady bug
Jenni Leigh • 2h I'm glad everyone is ok but
rey’s grandpa from star wars saying “ironic”
Photo of a black specialized diverge gravel bike leaning against a red brick wall. On the wall are large, yellow letters that spelled the word RAGE in impact font. The ground beneath the bike is green and grassy above the wall. There is just a sliver of cloudy sky.
still from succession of the culkin brother sitting at a board room table and looking over at a laptop, he seems distressed
a skeet from @jay.bsky.team that says: Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots? Apr 27, 2023 at 10:45 PM 136 reposts 756 likes
Photo of a black specialized diverge gravel bike standing up against the wall of a concrete underpass. In front of the bike, there is a mural depicting a blue octopus with yellow and green on its head. There are blue bubbles all around the octopus.
video of a group of road cyclists riding up a hill. one of them dismounts, picks up his bike and runs, outpacing the other riders easily
rendering of dinosaurs watching a meteor descend from the heavens toward the earth. a tyrannosaurus rex is saying "Oh shit! My political cause, whatever that might be"
photo of a bike turned upside down. there is a bird sitting in a nest that is perched on the bottom bracket of the upside down bicycle
a google search for “gift ideas” with two results: a blanket with nicolas cage’s face on it and emotional support plush chicken nuggets
photo of jason mamoa sneaking up on henry cavill on a red carpet henry cavill is captioned: me, being normal, living healthily, focussed on my family jason mamoa is captioned: square enix steam sale
photo of a black Specialized Diverge gravel bike leaning against the trunk of a large fallen tree. the tree trunk has decayed to reveal its reddish insides
screenshot of a music app playing Heresy by Nine Inch Nails & Boys Noize
still of heath ledger as the joker in the dark knight. the caption says "it's simple. we, uh, kill the concept of time"
a screenshot of the bluesky notification panel with a big error that says "Forbidden"
a still from Air Bud (1997), showing 2 referees and a basketball coach. one of the referees is holding a rule book and has a speech bubble indicating that he is saying the quoted post
still of a man wearing dark robes, standing in a green field. the sky behind him is foggy. the caption says "it's a peaceful life."
video of a boy sitting on the down tube of a bicycle frame. his feet are resting on spokes of the front of the wheel, which is turned, and he’s using his feet to slightly roll the wheel to maintain balance. he’s also casually using a phone
Monochrome photo of a black specialized, diverge, gravel bike lying on its side on a a short piece of playground equipment. The bike is lying in front of a large wooden play structure shaped like an owl. The sky above is cloudy.
black and white photo of trent reznor on stage at coachella. he’s being mobbed by interpretive dancers who are behaving like zombies. they’re reaching for him with desperate outstretched arms. he’s holding the mic up, away from them
gif of a row of people smashing the button on a slot machine in a casino
big orange sign that says “WARNING NO FUN ALLOWED”
article screenshot. headline: Detector dog at Pearson airport sniffs out more than 40kg of undeclared meat. By Joanna Lavoie. Published: April 09, 2026 at 3:57PM EDT. article features a photo of a black lab looking happy as hell next to a table full of meat. photo caption: Moby, a CBSA detector dog, sits next to more than 40 kg of undeclared beef and chicken that was found on March 27 in the luggage of a traveller arriving from Nigeria. (CBSA/Twitter)
video of a bicycle hanging in a garage. there is a possum swinging back and forth on the front wheel of the bike
video of a bike race. in the background, behind some riders, a rider flips over their handle bars and disappears behind a bail of hay, their bike follows them because they’re clipped in
still of a tv showing hamilton with lin manuel miranda looking, confused and upset, at a phone being held up by someone who is watching the tv. lin manuel miranda's head has been replaced with the head of 1980s American sitcom sensation, Alf
video of an animatronic snowman falling over. its nose carrot pops off. the crowd gasps in shock and fear. then some people help it back on its feet
still of 3 toronto blue jays baseball mascots at a baseball game. they’re in a blue box but they look happy about it
photo of a black Jamis road bike standing next to a wall that is panted turquoise with white trim. towards the left of the photo the wall changes to deep blue. towards the right of the photo the wall changes to pink. there is a blue lamppost on the sidewalk next to the bike
photo of a black Jamis road bike leaning against a wall that has a colourful mural on it. the mural features a face and a dancer on it. at the top of the wall is a white metal fence. beyond the wall are palm trees and cloudy sky
screenshot from a health app that shows a chart called “pace of aging”. it shows a normal pace of 1.0 and Your Pace is -0.1. underneath the chart is an explanation that says: Your current pace of aging is reversed - 0.1x, meaning you're getting biologically younger. You've entered elite momentum territory where your body is actively reversing accumulated aging. Each day you're not just preventing aging-you're undoing it.