Derek (Not Derrick)

@derekadamthomas.com

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A little short for a stormtrooper. A little tall for a hobbit. I like sports and I don't care who knows. 🎙️ https://youtube.com/@dereklikessports?si=yrcjFzHgkGW0KMVf

The Last Supper
Andrew Tate tweet: “I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists. No commissary. No visits. No contact with the outside world. My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.”
They don’t know 2-0 is the most dangerous lead
A box turtle
David Tennant as Hamlet talking to a skull
The Flag of the Islamic Republic of Japan
Belgium soccer tweet that says "Overturn this."
B-H vs Italy 1(4)-1(1)
Shot from Chinatown that says “forget it Jake it’s fifa”
Hardball meme with Chris Matthews on one side and Tucker Carlson on the other and Balogun getting a red card in the middle.
World Cup qualifier match between Italy and Bosnia Herzegovina in which Italy scored in the 15th minute, got a red card in the 41st minute, Bosnia Herzegovina equalized in the 79th minute and won 4-1 on penalties. This game eliminated Italy from the World Cup and sent Bosnia-Herzegovina on a collision course with the United States tonight.
Snoke from Star Wars
Expected goals Qatar 0.77-Switzerland 3.15
A daycare table with a bunch of papers with the letter L on them.
An IMDB entry for a short film called "In the Knick of Time" that is described as a "mystery-crime film of who done it."
WHITE HOUSE CORRESPOND SSOCIATI Ben Stiller O @BenStiller Got it done 8:53 PM • Apr 25, 2026 • 8.5M Views NEW YORKERS BEN STILLER TWEETED ABOUT THE KNICKS, BUT PEOPLE THOUGHT SOMETHING ELSE SWIPE FOR MORE
Information about the sports bar “final final” in San Francisco
Knicks-Spurs tied 76-76 at the end of the 3rd quarter
Game 1 of the 1999 NBA Finals on June 16, 1999 Spurs 89 Knicks 77
Game 1 June 16 New York Knicks 77-89 (0-1) San Antonio Spurs Game 2 June 18 New York Knicks 67-80 (0-2) San Antonio Spurs Game 3 June 21 San Antonio Spurs 81-89 (2-1) New York Knicks Game 4 June 23 San Antonio Spurs 96-89 (3-1) New York Knicks Game 5 June 25 San Antonio Spurs 78-77 (4-1) New York
A sonogram of an alien
Cleveland Cavaliers 2026 Analytical NBA Champions
Isaiah Hartenstein wearing a Jason Mraz fedora
Podium meme. Dude celebrating obnoxiously but way down the podium. That dude is Tottenham hotspur.
LeBron James yelling at J.R. Smith but it looks like he is gesturing at the Cavs 99.9% win probability in the 4th quarter of game one of the eastern conference finals.
Victor Wembanyama standing in front of his excited teammates. Wemby is labeled “me after dunking on a 7 foot rim.” The group of teammates is labeled “my son and his preschool friends.”
execution would be stayed for one month. 108] The execution date was reset for June 11. McVeigh also requested a Catholic chaplain. His last meal consisted of two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Pistons vs Magic graph
DET 89 ORL 77 CLE 79 TOR 89
Jordan Reed
Mets World Series odds at 3% on Polymarket
Lenny Wilkens in a Hawks huddle
The fake news will say it’s Don posting himself as Jesus but actually it’s him posting himself as a doctor that heals with his hands and carries the light of heaven smh
The ending of Transformers but with the ChatGPT song instead of "What I've Done" by Linkin Park.
The ending of Fight Club, but this guy's ChatGPT approved song replaces "Where Is My Mind?"
An excerpt from trump's latest whine on truth social. It reads "I'm too busy on World and Country Affairs"
Still from the good place where Derek is saying “maximum Derek”
Gritty of the Philadelphia Flyers
Gritty of the Philadelphia Flyers
Bluesky post from woke Republican gf. Empty reply box. Message from Bluesky at the bottom that says “The post you're replying to was marked as being written in French by its author. Would you like to reply in French?”
Stuff the Magic Dragon of the Orlando Magic
Hugo of the Charlotte Hornets
Clark the Cub of the Chicago Cubs
Benny the Bull of the Chicago Bulls
Burnie of the Miami Heat
Phillie Phanatic of the Philadelphia Phillies
Dinger of the Colorado Rockies
Gritty of the Philadelphia Flyers