derek

@derekcnewman.bsky.social

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suffering from im poster syndrome

transcendence art from tool's lateralus
a reddit post calling the new titans' mascot woke
two tennessee titans caps with the new logo
"would" meme of a crowd of people trying to pull a man away from a microphone
logitech g305
dwayne johnson as the rock as the reanimated scorpion king from the mummy returns
fell for it again award
avatar 3’s runtime of 3 hours and 20 minutes
the guy from hannibal (2001) with the half-eaten face
tom jane and his very dumb hat from the expanse. it looks like a hat you find in your recently deceased grandfather's closet that never left the box because it was also ugly in 1968
an orgy of shitty ads
a stack of three books: a parade of horribles by matt dinniman, mort by terry pratchett, and john brown, abolitionist by david reynolds
an ad for evay featuring video games and also a shock collar meant for humans apparently
blocked after asking giant bomb's jeff grubb why his primary problem with ai is that people are mad at him for supporting it
bathroom reading: Elmo's Potty Book and Daniel Tiger Goes To The Potty
a tin silhouette nativity setting atop a 3/4 in an open floor plan kitchen
dune 2 title generator: "my nuts got stuck in between the seat and the bowl of the toilet; when I went to stand up, I slipped on my piss and broke the bidet. #True"
a screenshot from marvel cosmic invasion with dialogue involving nova, named richard rider
blue sky trending topics: 1. Epstein, 2. Star Fox
janet jackson in her rhythm nation military black fatigues
poe dameron meme saying "(sigh) somehow, xbox returned"
lucy pulling the football away so charlie brown missed kicking it, again
dune logo saying they pay me in woims
one time the guy who played mr. belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a couple of days
meme of "i'm 50. all celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHKA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'"
“young sherlock” tile that shows old man colin firth
mitch trubisky's post that he loves to kiss titties
post hardcore history lesson playlist on spotify
the uncanny xmen 141 cover
lebron james "can't believe this my life" meme
gob bluth from arrested development
a terrible animatronic dog
true detective's marty hart watching something terrible offscreen
mountain dew
tennessee titans legend randy moss
turkey, dressing with cranberry sauce, mac and cheese, brussel sprouts with cranberries, bacon and blue cheese and sweet potatoes
a cartoon where one guy hates a normal guy
a philadelphia eagle doing an O face with his hands on the sides of his face
a row of birds on a branch, mouths open singing
congressman clay higgins
slobodan praljak drinking something unpleasant
sex pest vince mcmahon wearing a shitty little mustache
green bay packers head coach matt lafleur dinking around with an ipad while other coaches look on and his team cannot do anything productive on the field
terry bogard from fatal fury special on the super nintendo saying WUBBA WUBBA I'M IN THE PINK TODAY
the box art for the exceptionally shitty video game, pit-fighter
angus young
the wiki for bum farto, an american fire chief and convicted drug dealer from florida
video: what is east of middle-earth first comment: the middle east
travis kelce in a work vest stranded at sea
old man snacks
cory booker, benjamin netanyahu, and other war criminals
the panel from preacher where jesse custer asks the white supremacist where the fuck his chin is
some war criminals
cowabunga it is meme
nbcnews suggesting an article about a terrible disaster
two podcast hosts with mirrored screenshots looking as though they are joined at the wrists
threads suggesting a thread it thought i would like about a car hitting 20 people