mammon

@derekhill.bsky.social

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hardcore integrity

young willem dafoe says "william day-foe"
muriel finster from the children's animated series Recess
post i will never post about people who attempt to criticize fiction by assessing the morality of the protagonist. i will never post about how the foundation of this line of criticism is based in the assumption that the wider audience is inherently dumber than the critic, and could never possibly identify or respond to the internal tumult of being subjected to an unrighteous point of view. i will never point out how it's easier than ever to find "evidence" of the imagined audience's intellectual failings by combing the internet for outlier responses, or how the stereotypes we build about a piece of work's fanbase are rarely pushed back against and essentially never meaningfully tested. i will never post about this shit because i'm too busy walking shirtless around shitty suburban parking lots looking for all my fellow durden heads
website copy says '5.5" LAGUNA SWIM SHORT'
ipod dancing sillhouette commercial screenshot
stop meme guy
amazon product photo with an anime looking mf. it says "*COMFORT* FOR BETTER PRODUCTIVITY"
I've held off on writing about soccer for a decade — or about the length of the average soccer game — so as not to offend anyone. But enough is enough. *Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.*
joker says " WHEN THE POWER OF LOVE BEATS THE LOVE OF POWER THE WORLD KNOWS PEACE"
sidewalk sign in front of store says "GET 5% & AN ADDITIONAL $40 ASK HOW!"
mammon @derekhill.bsky.social i posted a hundred powerful nudes amd they're gone now 4:39 PM • Jun 25, 2026 4 likes local goblin! @goblinesque.bsky.soc.. • 4h can confirm, half of us were permanently blinded by the glory Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social •3h I've been forever changed Your unproblematic #... @swole... • 3h SQUINT! SQUINT AT THE GRANDEUR!
from earlier in the same book, a highlighted line: "O God, shut up, will you? . . . my good man?"
excerpt from wilfrid sheed's "office politics" in which gilbert twining says "ugh, fundamentally."
teq says "take this babe" and underneath that rogs says "i'm ignoring it"
balancing stuff guy standing on a trash can with a ~45" tv balanced upright on his head and people milling behind me
busy sidewalk next to several stopped busses
stall at a street fair called "interesting items"
6/13/26 - Disclosure Day I wanna go to bat a little bit for Disclosure Day, or at least get some good word out when it seems like most of the takes i've seen are negative. nobody involved in Disclosure Day needs any help from me re: marketing or reception but it's not the *people* i'm here to defend, it's the movie (and that'll probably sound like defending the people sometimes). I thought it was awesome with caveat. I thought spielberg executed a perfect "never sleep on" performance on the strength of the set pieces alone. Emily Blunt gave my favorite acting performance in maybe a long time (from anyone). the tension they're able to stir up in some of these scenes felt raw and real. the end is really bold! The caveat is that the dialogue is *rough* at points, too many points. it's awkward and extremely earnest. i was giggling at funny lines all night. but that's no biggie. and hey, they had trouble with some of the visuals. it wasn't a huge budget! some of the cg stuff was too smoothed and some of the production design was a little cardboard. you might need a little imagination to paper over the issues. and *that's okay*. John williams! his approach can be a little dated! And THAT'S FINE. let your mind glide over these things unaffected. they don't indicate any core rot, they're just blemishes. Be An Adult. deal with it.
trireme ramming another trireme
DRAGGING AN ACTIVE SCHOOL ZONE ONCE A MONTH FOR 3 YEARS PARKING FOR A FEW WEEKS WITH YOUR FRONT PLATE ON THE DASH i sleep PARKING FOR A FEW WEEKS WITH YOUR FRONT PLATE ON THE DASH real shit
guy with hair blown way back
niahtvlamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social Today at 3:03 PM mammon @derekhill.bsky.... • 3h DMing you "hey bro just wanted to let you know your filler posts (the shit you post when you clearly have nothing funny or of value to say) are really imporving" ••• Today at 6:19 PM oh no you didn't....... nonetheless, thank you
platos allegory of the cave meme, cave part says "i used to jump to catch bugs", outside part says "now, i don't even have to move"
macaroni and cheese from 3rd pic in op
gun pointed at you
peanuts character "555 95472", who goes by just "5"
link on the bed in oot, belly sleeper link on the bed in oot3d, belly sleeper link on the bed in remake teaser, side sleeper (comparison pulled from "MrFuzionn" on discord)
logo for ocarina of time remake
new oot link w verrrry shiny hair helmet and lookin like a baby
miguel rojas game 7 tying home run
joker says " IT'S NOT ABOUT DIGITAL CURRENCY OR DIGITAL ID IT'S ABOUT DIGITAL HUMANS THEY WANT TO CONTROL YOUR MIND"
zootopia bunny smacking zootopia fox in the face from that comic. it kinda looks like his head is pointed backwards, like she snapped his damn neck with her powerful cop smack
joker says " SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE ADS JUST SKIP THEM..!!"
joker says " Stay away from me if your feelings have an expiry date baby ."
joker says " I acted like it wasn't a big deal, when really it was breaking my heart."
joker says " If You Call Yourself A"GENT" You Better Act Like One."
joker says " SHE; ME OR ALCOHOL? ALCOHOL; CHOOSE HER I KNOW YOU WILL COME BACK TO ME LATER."
joker says " FIRST THEY'LL GIVE YOU BUTTERFLIES AND THEN MENTAL TRAUMA"
joker says " DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR AND DELETE SOME PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE."
joker says " The Joker once beat Catwoman and dressed her like Wonder Woman to get Batman to kill him."
joker says " FIRST IMPRESSIONS MEAN SHIT, I'VE MET PLENTY OF PEOPLE THAT WERE COOL AT FIRST, BUT ENDED UP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT."
joker says " Dont say I UNDERSTAND until you have felt it"
joker says " GIVE A MAN A PLANE TICKET AND HE'LL FLY FOR A DAY PUSH A MAN FROM A PLANE AND HE'LL FLY FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE"
joker says " At least I'm me and not wtf you're pretending to be."
joker says " why so silly"
joker says " SOMETIME'S I THINK LIFE IS PLAYING GAME WITH ME.."
joker says " IRONÍA Y SARCASMO TODOS JUGAMOS UN PAPEL EN ESTA VIDA Y TU, DEBES DE SER EL HIGIÉNICO"
i used to pray for times like this
joker says " YOU WILL KNOW MY IMPORTANCE, WHEN I WILL BE NO MORE.."
joker says " SOME PEOPLE MAD AT YOU BECAUSE YOU AREN'T SUFFERING THE WAY THEY EXPECTED YOU TO."
joker says " "REGRET IS POISON." "
joker as ronald mcdonald says " MAKE ME CONTROL MY "ANGER" BECAUSE IT'S ONLY ONE LETTER AWAY FROM "DANGER" "
joker says " GIRL, BE CAREFUL WHO YOU PUSH AWAY, SOME OF US DONT COME BACK."
joker says " SLOWLY LOSING FRIENDS IS A PART OF GROWING UP. WE DON'T LOSE FRIENDS, WE JUST LEARN WHO OUR REAL ONES ARE."
joker says " I'M SORRY, WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING ? IT SOUNDS LIKE BULLSHIT."
joker says " ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOUR HEART. IT'S MAYBE ON YOUR LEFT . BUT IT'S ALWAYS RIGHT ."
joker says " DO SOMETHING THAT YOU HOLD A LEGACY THAT CAN NEVER BE REPLACED."
joker says " RESPECT MY EXISTENCE OR EXPECT MY RESISTANCE"
joker says " Dear fake people, Thanks for the life lessons."
joker says " I dont wish bad upon nobody but you reap what you sow in life, You don't treat people like shit and live a happy life."