Derek Writes Stuff

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Amateur playwright, aspiring children's author, and all-around strange person. #writingcommunity #kidlit #amquerying

New York Harbor festivities Live on NBC
No kids in the closets
Weezer blue and green album but with the reflecting pool as the color background
A very very good boy
Muffin the flamingo queen
An ad for fucking note cards
A babby porcupine on his hind legs
Gas pump making me sad
Cognitive test: identify the doctor
Sign says "Ruinart"
April Fools is cancelled tomorrow. This whole year's been a joke already.
4.29 gas
Laptop with a very suspicious looking pokemon as the wallpaper
Be like Godzilla. accept nothing.
A buildable Phoenix and his cute Owl wizard friend that we got from Wendy's
The dr Manhattan meme but with a spiderman face
A cloud that looks like a giant standing upright
Where were we? Oh yes, in the pit of despair
Movie poster for The Snowman
It wouldn't be for babies.
Some bootlicker talking about sharks
The Wicked 2-disc pack
Okada's WK9 entrance where he entered with a Monster Hunter sword and goddamn dinosaur
Googly eyes stuck on a Bathroom Sign in the Chicago OTC
The black flag logo for the wine mom resistance
A dumb joke involving three wrestlers wearing the Axiom character mask
Ad where an aging widower says his stuffed panda keeps him company
Santa with blacked out naughty list Caption "The DOJ redacted it"
Last Christmas I gave you my heart You screamed Kali mAh and it burst into flames
Bender filming a TV show
The queen of Versailles moving up it's closing date to two weeks ago
Street art of two ghosts holding hands in Chicago, with banner reading Do Something Nice Today
When someone tells me not to use em dashes bc AI does Office space meme: why? He's the one who sucks
Godzilla with a mouthful of popcorn
A 41 year old man who looks 60 sitting on a train
Bluey opening theme MUM! DAD! TOM SERVO! CROOOOOW!
Reb Brown
How nature says do not touch: a snake, a piranha, a skunk, and a fedora guy defending Ayn Rand
A yellow Santa with a bag full of panettone
TMNT logo for hepatitis rhesus monkeys