Alan Edwards

@derenemyn.com

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Dog dad, Mass Effect and Bioware nerd, writer, actor, fight choreographer, carny, larper, sword enthusiast, AEW mark.

A teeny lil guy sleeping peacefully beside me on the couch
A photo of a lil Yorkie lookin dog asleep on a purple blanket with text proclaiming his name: His Dread Imperial Majesty Lord of Gehenna The Blungus Humongous Archduke Benjinx Bognor of Grimsby First of His Name Or Chewie Sweetums for short
Unnamed Muppet licking the ear of Tali
A closeup of a random dog wandering on the road this morning that is now in my house
The Yorkie walking on a couch and interacting with my dogs and I guess I have a new dog
A lil Yorkie happily ambling along a road
A closeup of a male Yorkie with his tongue lolling out in a car
A dirty wet Yorkie-looking puppy with big sweet eyes and one ear up and the other floppy
A doe and fawn side by side eating seeds in the yard
A gif of Louise Belcher from Bob's Burgers laughing maniacally with flames in the background
A fawn in the yard eating and being beautiful
A fawn walking down a little hill to join their mama
A doe and her fawn having breakfast
A video with me in it shabbily dressed in sweatpants and an N7 hoodie feeding a doe and buck and almost another one
A video of two deer eating seeds out of my hand at the same time
A close up video of a deer eating out of my hand
A video of a deer being fed by a man in a bathrobe that pans over to show the two little fawns getting a lil closer
Doctor Doom as depicted by Jack Kirby with his hand outstretched towards the viewer
A photo of a loveseat taken from above featuring a young woman curled up asleep as she holds one dog with two other dogs sleeping on it as well.
The closing seconds of AEW Dynamite featuring Will Ospreay visually but dominated by commentary's Excalibur
My late wife Julienne talking about Frost Plays, a video game concert at the University of Miami in 2015 in an interview style. She had so much anxiety since she was also writing papers and exam prepping but she was a powerhouse and fought through it with the help of me and Spaniel Day Lewis
An Onion post with my dog's photo and name on it instead with caption that reads "Spaniel Day Lewis (pit bull is crossed out) Makes Throat-Slitting Gesture While Owner Not Looking"
A headshot of my dumb face next to Prince Charming from Fabletown comics with an announcement that I'm playing that guy
A fox standing in a green field looking vaguely menacing but is actually just eating a peanut
My mom holding me a very long time ago
I approach a deer in the yard and feed it seeds from my hand as my soul screams in delightful whimsy
A deer sniffing the peanuts in my hand
A spring fawn with mama munching in the yard side by side.
A selfie I took in March 2020, 7 months after Julienne died and all I wanted with every fiber of my being was to join her. My eyes are as dead as my heart.
A photo of me taken by Carter McKinney where half my face is shadowed and looks evil and the other half almost looks like there's a human inside. I'm seated with my elbows on my knees and my fingers are tented together in a dickish manner
A fox curled up but sleepily looking out in front of a monk-looking garden statue
A video of the dark woods outside the house with screaming and barking (the barking is Spaniel Day Lewis)
A photo of the shiest of critters that live around me, a lil chipmunk
A television reporter doing vocal exercises before going on air by saying "murder. Murder the most melons" - from Parks & Rec
Julienne excitedly trying the Pickle Slushie for the first time
A photo at the Allentown Film Festival featuring the co-directors, producers, and some hack all the way to the right
A yard with several deer, eating in the cold evening sun
A quick sketch of a smirking asshole that captures my Inner Being
Toni Storm in a red overcoat and fedora
A short video showing the deer grazing in the yard
A post by Pam Keith: "One quick way to get muted by me is to post about professional wrestling. I love sports, but that shit is absurd. It's not sports. It's cosplaying masquerading as sport. I can't take it or its fans seriously."
One of those man-shaped punching bags wearing a black leather and metal breastplate with demon teeth hanging off it
A digital photo of a film photo from 1998 I believe. I'm on the far left in black holding a rapier inside a circle of people. On the right is my opponent, on the ground. I am glaring off camera and having the time of my life
BTS photo from the Torments film shoot
A closeup of a black tank top with banners reading Toni and Storm around a red ♥️ with a neat dagger stabbed through it
An image of Jack Nicholson in the Shining typing on his typewriter. He also spends a lot of time snowed in.
A shoveled driveway I'm for some reason I'm proud of. It's a long-ass rock driveway walled by a shit ton of snow
A video of 2 deer, a momma and child, trekking through the snow, looking for food, and finding some
A photo of my stupid 80-foot ass driveway half shoveled and my car covered in snow and it's mostly just a field of white
Spaniel Day Lewis, on top of a couch cushion that is covered with an electric blanket, covered himself with another blanket and takes a nap after breakfast
A forecast calling for 23.17 inches of snow tomorrow
Me in a tuxedo and red bowtie doing a promotional intro like I'm on an 80s wrestling show
Two photos of MJF from AEW, the top remarking about the Oscars getting it right with all the Sinners nominations, and the bottom lamenting about Aunt fucking Gladys getting a nom for best actor (fuck outta here with that)
A photo of a Toni Storm tee under a hoodie. The shirt depicts a heart with a dagger thrust lovingly thru it
A thermometer on a coffee table displaying a temperature of 34.9° F
A promo image of the movie Blitz starring Jason Statham and featuring Bari Weis as the villain
A short video made of old clips of Julienne. In order they are: her final birthday opening presents (with canine help), her jumping in the air on a beach shortly after we got together, a day she spent putting flowers in her hair and being a dryad, trying on a dress that she picked to be her wedding dress but didn't get to wear for it, her lying in bed with Tali snuggled up to her as they did every morning, her being silly, and ending with her in the dress from earlier on our honeymoon and vow renewal a year after our wedding. The music is Auld Lang Syne sung by Julienne Gede Edwards.