Derpycows671

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Moo...? -🐄 Biggest Cow Lover -🤖 A.I. sucks -✍️ Totally draws consistently! Don't fact check that hahaha -I love human rights???

@Skinkified's OC, S'lipi Tia, is doing the "trade offer" meme. The text reads, "⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️ I receive: your FF14 information. You receive: Final Fantasy 14 online" You see, this is because I am being threatened at gunpoint to play more Final Fanatsy 14 someone please come save me I don't know how much time I have left before they get me on the game please helpp
@minimina's OC, Apple Pie! She is standing in front of a yellow background (with a brown apple pattern) and is reaching into her bag to find a letter from the Minute Maidens! It reads, "Hey, fellow fruit gal! We think you're really cool. We should hang out sometime! From, the Minute Maidens." The bottom of the letter also contains the Minute Maiden headband and a small image of a Mango, Strawberry, and Hibiscus flower.
On the left side of the image is Wong from the MCU. On the right side is a phone with Wong's apparent profile that is circled in red. At the bottom of the image is yellow text saying "Why is he lying?" I just find this genre of meme really fascinating
Brazilian Miku stands up amongst a crowd of fans at a futebol game. She is yelling "Vai, Brasil" (Go Brazil) and is kinda making a scene. Confetti with Brazil's colors is also dotted around the scene.
Colphin
Neco-arc put a pipe bomb in the campfire and suffers the consequences
I took this photo of my MacBook, so it might be different for other PCs? But generally speaking, when the emoji selection pops up, there's a circle or hand symbol that pops up in the corner. Clicking that symbol will open up a mini-window that gives you the options of different tones you can choose from. That's how ya do it!
PORQUEEEEEEE
A snippet from Jehtt's "I don't think he's allowed to say that" video. Sonic asks why it's wrong, and Metal Sonic explains that hey, maybe using slurs (even made up ones) is kind of a bad thing???
Scout from Team Fortress 2 laughs in a cushioned room. He too, needs to play unbeatable
A picture of my dog, Joy. She's fairly young here, when we still lived on the West Coast. I have no idea who decided to give her an Afro and sunglasses but I'm glad we did. I've never seen a dog with so much aura
Siren and the Minute Maidens are gathered outside having a very fancy tea party with very fancy attire. Mango wears a yellow dress, Strawberry wears a green dress, Siren has a floofy cream dress, and Hibiscus has a pinkish/purple dress. On the table, Mango has a slice of Mango cheesecake, Strawberry has a slice of Strawberry pie, Siren has an engraved tea cup, and Hibiscus has a plate of donuts. There is also a tea pot (a necessity) and a plate of macaroons. Behind them is a large two-story building with a tree growing on the left side.
Elmo. But horrified. His face is disgusted by the pits of human evil that he has witnessed
"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIIIIIIIIIS"
Mango and Hibiscus are saying something unknown in unison. Strawberry, annoyed, says something else. She also notes that "maybe if they actually trained..."
A screenshot of Sonic Forces. Sonic is in a desert/canyon like area, with a large high-tech missile(?) in front of him. Bro has had enough
The top of an entry in my diary. The text says "Subject: First Day of 2D Composition! Date: 01/22/24" Creezus Joist I'm so behind
Three sticky notes are stacked on top of each other. All three have Siren's lil' face drawn on them
A value 3-pack of Sensodyne toothpaste is... EIGHTEEN DOLLARS?!? the folly of man knows no limits
A confused Strawberry? She's very half-drawn, I had to stop last night so I could sleep. What is she thinking about? 🤔
My OC Strawberry. I need to hurry up and make a new drawing so she can get some melanin in there
The titlecard of "Avengers: Doomsday." I have it on good authority that the Minute Maidens are in this movie. They might even beat Doom himself. Trust. Don't fact check this
A yellow, blue, and red towel folded up. If only someone knew about some trio with these colors...
An image of Frye from Splatoon being frustrated. The caption reads, "Damn it's May 1st already? What's next, May 2nd? Fuck everything" and I could not agree more
A scene from the Metal Gear franchise. The text reads: "Do you know what day it is tomorrow?" "April 30th--is there something special about it?" THE ANSWER IS YES WOOHOOOO
The last can of Agua Frescas I have left to drink. Strawberry was the first, and now Strawberry will be the last what are the lore implications of this event
The Minute Maidens, ain't they great? From left to right:, Strawberry🍓, Mango🥭, and Hibiscus🌺
KRATOS BEGGING ARES TO LET HIM WIN THIS BATTLE. I MEAN IT GUYS I REALLY LIKE COWS THEY'RE THE BEST ANIMAL AND I WOULD LOVE TO SEE MORE OF THEM AND--
An old (like, really old) image with a buncha music-y art in the bottom left corner. It's very float, with lines like waves... or maybe flowers? Music notes are flying away from the jumble towards the upper right side of the screen. A quote sits in the top left: "When someone shares theirs favorite songs with you, embrace them, because they're giving you a small glimpse into their soul." DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME FOR THIS POST IT'S NOT CRINGE I SWEAR
A movie poster for the Micheal Jackson film. I mean, I assume it is. I just googled "Micheal Jackson movie poster" and this one looked pretty accurate. It's cool anyway--I can confess it all here and no one's gonna see it 😈
A calendar of April 2026, but there are X's marked from the first of the month to April 22nd (aka Earth Day)!
The picture is of a local street corner in my city after the trash cleanup. In total, there were 19 bags worth of trash and 21 tires cleaned up. And we were only ONE of the groups spread out in the area! Wowie!
A wide display of plastic toy food. Vegetables, meats, desserts, carbs, canned good and even milk are all depicted in their plastic glory.
A snippet of a Wikipedia page of "The Easter Bilby." It reads, "The Easter Bilby is an Australian alternative to the Easter Bunny and chocolate bunnies. Bilbies are native Australian marsupials that are endangered. To raise money and increase awareness of conservation efforts, bilby-shaped chocolates and related merchandise are sold within many stores throughout Australia as an alternative to Easter bunnies." Isn't that neat?
A snippet of the Easter Bunny Wikipedia page. It reads, "The hare was a popular motif in medieval church art. In ancient times, it was widely believed (as by Pliny, Plutarch, Philostratus, and Aelian) that the hare was a hermaphrodite. The idea that a hare could reproduce without loss of virginity led to an association with the Virgin Mary, with hares sometimes occurring in illuminated manuscripts and Northern European paintings of the Virgin and Christ Child. It may also have been associated with the Holy Trinity, as in the three hares motif."
There's multicolored flowers on the steps of a front porch. They cycle between red, orange, green and blue.
Mad dog. An angry dog. Super pissed, I imagine. The dog is on it's hind legs while its mouth is agape, blasting fire in apparent rage
A comic panel of a well-dressed businessman saying "I hate every last one of them! And I'm going to turn this hate into cash!" honestly that's kinda funny and possibly real
child being GRABBED
Strawberry (left) has her arms folded and has her eyes closed. Her eyebrows are furrowed with disapproval. Mango (right) is weirded out, asking for something to "Stop doing that..." Guys this is unrelated but I really like this bit anyway I need to continue PUH-LEAAAAASE
A can of Lipton: Fusions. It's Strawberry-Lemonade flavor.
Pure Vanilla Milk Cookie (left) and Shadow Milk Cookie (right) from Cookie Run Kingdom holding hands. They are both shy and blushing.
A shirtless man is holding a burning book. He holds it without pain, unsteadily reading it closely. He has his hand to his chin, indicating an inquisitive desire to learn its contents.
Cinnamon roll cookies in a white plastic container. The edges of many of the cookies are burnt. WHY DIDN'T I TAKE THEM OUT SOONER 😭
An upside down strawberry pie sits on a countertop with a napkin beneath it. The bottom of the pie (which is the "top" in this image) has broken a little bit, exposing the filling and making the pie much less stable.
A strawberry pie sits upon a small metal plate. The base is a bit crumbly and has aluminum foil underneath the bottom of the pie. The top has a lattice dough pattern with whip surrounding the circumference of the pie. In the center lies two scoops of ice cream, three strawberries, and two white candy melts.
The caption at the top of the image says: "When you finally manage to sleep 8 hours." Below are images from Perfect Cell from Dragon Ball right after he transforms. First, he looks at his hand. Then he flexed his arm before practicing punches and kicks. (The meme conveys how sleeping properly leads to very noticeable positive changes with your body.)