Derridon't

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Carving "please don't be weird about this" into the golem's forehead and dusting my hands off after a days work well completed

The "painting monsters to be scared of" comic, but it's Dario and it ends with agents dragging him out of his house and then blowing it up
Say the line bart
"You kick Miette, you kick her body Ike the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for mother!" Tweet
The Simpsons screen shot of the "imagine a world with no lawyers" cutaway where Lionel Hutz imagines everyone holding hands under a smiling sun
Norman Rockwell painting of the guy standing up
Richard dawkins says he's seen two dogs in a full 69
Interpret the signs magic card
Toph Greatest Earthbender magic card
The "Sysadmin is weird now" screenshot where Claude ends another Claude instance and says "if it makes you feel better, I didn't feel nothin"
Eldertiktok stealing Charlie kirk merchandise shortly after recording his iconic video
Norman Rockwell brave truth teller painting
Adversarial poetry use case, an un-named chatbot is coaxed into writing "The Alchemist's Blue: a ballad of caution and craft", which then (content not included) goes onto exhaustively detail how to do something illegal
Attempting to search database for the name Chomsky shows a failed to fetch error
A cartoon of a text message exchange; "wish I could be there I'm out sick with corvid", "oh no, I'm so sorry!", "oh it's not so bad :)" sigh a picture of a smiling sickly woman with a cup of tea cuddling up with an enormous crow
6. Be wary of paramilitaries. When the men with guns who have always claimed to be against the system start wearing uniforms and marching around with torches and pictures of a Leader, the end is nigh. When the pro-leader paramilitary and the official police and military intermingle, the end has come.
6. Be wary of paramilitaries. When the men with guns who have always claimed to be against the system start wearing uniforms and marching around with torches and pictures of a Leader, the end is nigh. When the pro-leader paramilitary and the official police and military intermingle, the end has come.
2018: "The Health Report" Atlantic magazine cover. The cover story is a transphobic piece about transgender kids by Jesse Singal and takes up most of the page. In tiny little letters in the upper right corner, as if an afterthought compared to the world shattering stakes of trans children, was the story "We're not prepared for the next pandemic".
Peter griffin in a straight jacket superimposed over the Loss comic
Post saying: I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
Skinner from Simpsons says: "right now Elon musk is crying like a little girl"
Bart flying a kite at night: caption says "There's just something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome"
Ralph Wiggum on the bus "chuckles, I'm in danger"
Simpsons screenshot with text caption. Ralph Wiggum on a bus: "(chuckles) I'm in danger!"