Desarrayed @desarrayed.bsky.social · Apr 23 Dickheads gonna dickhead
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They don't realize that by buying a Cybertruck, they've signed up to be celibate for the rest of their lives!
You can extrapolate a lot about a person simply from the fact that they forked out actual money for an ugly dumpster on wheels built by a drug-addled Nazi.
They're everywhere 😂😂😂 This dickhead was spotted at the Mayo Clinic in Scottsdale Dumpster Truck 😂
They park like this so the ugly and stupid doesn't jump onto nearby vehicles.
Why block out the license plate? Show it, I say!
Why blur the plates?
Deplorean
This is when I want a 1974 Ford LTD station wagon. Just to adjust the parking a little.
That is fugly. Is that the front or back? If it was a newborn baby you wouldn't know which end to smack.
It's hard to park properly when you only have half a brain.
Park 2” to his left, then watch😊
maga trash can with wheels
Caltrops are cheap to buy/make and can easily be dropped from a pocket without alerting cameras.
Considering these things can be pried apart with bare hands I'm surprised it doesn't happen
It’s ok, no one wants to park near that thing anyway.
a problem common with all the oversized compensation trucks, not just the rolling dumpsters
Kind of you to obscure the license plate. I wouldn't.
WEll....look at what he drives. Only to be expected.
Those tires look like they have air inside, be ashamed if something sharp happened...
Fun fact - cybertrucks are flammable
those tires are unslashed! What?
Self*ish driving cars
They think they are entitled to two spaces. 🙄
Yup.
That’s crying out for some spray paint!
Extra dickehead points for the license plate surround that appears to say "2nd Amendment" on the bottom.
That is a dickhead move!
Each time I see one of these monstrosities.
That's when you cozy up to the driver's side and wait for them to try to get in.
Why block the plate?
It’s just embarrassing, but I bet they’re hard to sell.
All the way down to the…
Probably used full self driving.
😂😂😂😂
go peel off that fender and place it squarely inside the lines as an example of proper alignment.
"Please do not criticize my Emotional Support Vehicle"
Some dickhead blanked out the plate!
There is a product called glass chalk. Draw an 🍆 on the windshield. Or just write "Dickhead". No damage, but the message gets there.
Asshole is gonna asshole
Self driving aint all its cracked up to be....
I'd imagine that the visibility from inside one of those tanks isn't the best – "what lines?"
That’s a bad spot for a dumpster.
Looks like some people have already spit on it
That's what keys are for.
To be fair, this is how the vehicle is programmed to self-park.
Hey, its probably the best the guy could do in such a lame vehicle. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VAP...
I will park right up cozy next to them
Can't understand why someone would dump their refrigerator in a parking lot.
the driver's head is so far up his butt he can't possibly see the parking stripes. And I guarantee it's a he.
Even incels know they are driving flimsy dumpsters on wheels and need all the protection they can get.
I learned something interesting about these things yesterday. Apparently the steering on them isn't even mechanical. It's operated through a Bluetooth connection, so someone could literally hack your car, and take it over remotely!
Meh! Be glad he/she is parked and currently not driving. 😜
Here’s a situation that calls for collective action. Me and one other person park inches on either side of this jackass.
There is a guy on YouTube putting those hard to peel off stickers on vehicles that park like this.
Whenever I see one of these in the parking lot, I always park as close to a cybertruck as I can. I drive an old beat up minivan, so if they ding my paint job, no biggie. Good luck getting inside your fucking Racistmobile without scratching it.
Who's surprised a cybertruck owner parks like an asshole.
No one wants your dumpster, Louie
Who put this dumpster here? Deathtrap.
On brand
Why do so many folks blur the license plate?🤔 Tags only confirm the registered owner of the vehicle, NOT the one who happens to be driving/operating it at the moment the image was captured. There are plenty of people who drive vehicles that they don't own. Blurring tags seems unnecessary farce.
Yea anyone who drives one of these NAZI wanna be trucks is POS and a DICKHEAD
Keep your dumpster in your own parking place
Cuck Truck
I carry yellow stickies in my car and leave loving messages for these assholes.
Poke a tire
Accidents happen. If people who park perfectly can come out to find unexpected damage by an inconsiderate or clumsy person, then statistically, so should this Wankerpanzer owner. Accidents can cost the inconsiderate substantially.
That's a favor in disguise. Now if it explodes, nobody will be parked next to it
head dick
The photographer should’ve keyed it to see if the side would fall off.
A handicap sticker should be required to use two spaces.
Worth calling the tow company
I have seen so many of these recently I can’t believe how many people are continuing to be dickheads
Oh my favorite thing to do with these cars parked lole this is to leave a note on their windshield saying I'm so sorry about the dent I was trying to park around your car. There is no dent I just like imagining them running around their car freaking out looking for a dent.
What happens when you park on "autopilot"
Dementia
Dude, the frame says "protected by the 2nd Amendment...."
A good trick to write off a car is to inject something stinky into the air vents below the windscreen. Fluids from canned fish, watered excrement, shrimp juice etc. Impossible to clean out.
When you have four-wheel steering and *still* can't get yourself between the lines. The Best People.