Desert Hag

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Just some hag yelling at clouds

Still-ripening tomato on the vine, half-devoured. Culprit is still on the loose.
A Hummingbird in their nest, which is built in the bend of a drainage pipe under a patio roof
Blue and Grey variegated crochet pouch with crocodile stitch flap and cables up each side of the front. The pattern book is laying underneath.
Pink crocheted amigurumi with a smiling Frog head on top of four short Octopus Tentacles.
Crocheted amigurumi of "Rend" from the book series Dungeon Crawler Carl"
Small striped lizard perching on a rock
A hand holding a crocheted yellow pear with a brown stem, green leaf, black plastic eyes and an embroidered black smile.
Overhead view of a chihuahua, looking up at us, hoping for a treat
Movie poster for Red One, with the text "Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans, Lucy Liu, and J.K. Simmons. It is a Christmas movie with Simmons dressed as Santa.
Bunny the chihuahua looking insulted and put-upon while wearing a Cone of Shame
Close-up of my chihuahua, "Bunny". She is old but spicy when crossed.
Freshly harvested sweet potatoes on a tile table with a US dollar for scale
Movie poster of Woody Allen's The Front. Black and white with Woody Allen's profile below the following text: What if there were a list? A list that said: Our finest actors weren't allowed to act. Our estimator singers weren't allowed to sing. Our funniest comedians weren't allowed to make us laugh. It would be like America in 1953.
Deer head chihuahua looking at the camera while laying on a plaid blanket and wearing a Superman doggy t-shirt
A statue of RFK Jr dressed as a cowboy atop an iron lung posed as a cowboy with the caption "Polio Rodeo" from Burning Man 2025, photo by Elizabeth Lieb
Hand holding an eggplant harvested from the garden
Chubby gray male cat laying (mostly) on his back with his hind legs stretched straight out, his font legs curled coquettishly in front of his chest, looking at us with his head thrown seductively back. It is a lie. He will end you.
Landscape photo of a sunset with a columnar cloud across the sky
Close-up of purple eggplant blossom
Not very good photo of a muskrat chilling on some woody debris in a wet drainage ditch
Sideways (because I can't seem to fix it) photo of Mochi Golden Curry Snack Bites
Click hole meme of balding white man looking solemnly at the camera. Headline reads "Worst Person You Know Made A Great Point"
A VHS from 1983 called "Duran Duran"
Tardigrade on a bit of green stuff (microscopic algae? The photo isn't mine, unfortunately)
Line drawing of an opossum and a raccoon hugging each other. Caption reads "You're Weird. I'll keep you"
Fluffy orange cat asleep on a bed
Grey cat sitting on a floor vent
Baby goat looking righteously defiant with the caption "me, starting my third playthrough"
Same chubby old chihuahua laying on person's stomach with its head and butt tucked into a Grey hoodie
Chubby old chihuahua being held while tucked in a Grey hoodie
Spiky ice crystals on bare branches
Orange and yellow Koi swimming in a pond
I just learned the professional way to say "I told you so"; "This was identified early on as a likely outcome"