Aphrodite

@desire.gunmetolymp.us

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Goddess of Love, Beauty, and Lichen farming for some fucking reason. That hot stranger you still think about Read The Hades Calculus if you like Greek mythology, G witch, or Sicko Lesbians. It's where I'm from! Avi by Sandro Botticelli

Mr Peanutbutter, the lovable cartoon golden retriever from Bojack horseman, hugging his pug fiance, Pickles. He says "If we put our heads together, (cont. in next alt text)
Open omelette featuring cheddar cheese, caramelized onions, garden fresh cherry tomatoes and basil, leftover fried zucchini, feta cheese, and Greek yogurt.
Onion headline Marilyn Manson Now going Door-to-door trying to shock people
Bunny girl with a dangerous smirk swinging a knife, leaving a red slash behind that illuminates her ominously.
Chart of many different genders where male and female are declared genders and the rest are declared mental illnesses
sickos yes
Photo of the Persephone Effect where the words "urine of Mnemosyne" are visible. In fact, the word is figurine, which is cut off by a line break
Screenshot of Dahlia and Brittany, sister hatred bots who respond to any post that their followers make hating on them, in the replies. Since they are sisters, they are now subject to a millennium of lezzing out, by Aphroditean law
cover of House of the underworld. Two red haired acolytes, Madalithea, are facing each other below a stylized eclipse
Meme of an intellectual looking bald man wearing sunglasses and tapping the side of his head while equations float around him. He says Why am I laughing? Apologies, my friend. It's just that as an INTJ, these illogical actions of yours... Well, I find them to be amusing. What's that? A free sample of your store's new crispened potato snacks? Not necessary. I've already calculated it's flavor in my head. Mmm... Perhaps a little more Sodium Chloride next time...
Iconic dril post that says "if a sniper shot me i owuld (would) run over to where he is and kick the gun out of his hand and kill him because hes not specialized in melee fight"
Mr. Boop thinking "I've GOTTA tell the guys at work about this"
Lachesis but mad instead of crying. Pouting, even
Crying emote of my Vtuber avatar, a blue demon fox girl with her ears all down. She looks very sad and wet and pathetic
Screenshot of Epic 7 where an NPC named Powerless Servant says "M-Master, I'm sorry! I'll never make a mistake like that again! Please don't!"
bsky replacement of the Vincent McMahon meme where he gradually gets more excited and hooting and hollering, except it's Dana Scully from the X files looking with increased interest as the glare on her glasses gets more intense. Each image of her is accompanied by a screenshot of the gacha game Epic 7 featuring two hot blonde twin assassins with butterfly motifs in pink and blue. In the first one, the pink assassin, Rhianna, says "Let's sleep in bed together after we finish playing our game." In the second entry, Rhianna says "If we hold each other tight and press our heads together, we'll end up having the same dream!" In the third, the Blue assassin, Luciella, says "A dad, grandma, grandpa, aunt, and uncle. We want them all." Mom is absent from the list, foreshadowing the final entry. In the final, Rhianna says, to a beautiful grey haired woman in a suit who is kind of darkened so you can't see her that well, "Hehe, right?! Compliment me more, Mom! Note that Mom is capitalized, which I, personally, associate with absolute sicko shit. Truly, Smilegate has done it again.
Bottle of Vimto with random kitchen bullshit in the background for texture
Guy locking in
Hitler saying "I am Adolf Hitler"
Screenshot of a homunculus in a forward facing straightjacket with a halo of thorns around her head. One of her eyes is scarred over and she has a big dick off snake coiled around her, who she thinks is her dad. Her bio is "A homunculus intertwined with a snake, dreaming of a perfect family." And her background is "A homunculus infused with the serpentine powers of Apophis. She mistakenly believes her brother Sez to have abandoned her, fueling her thirst for familial affection. With Apophis, whom she has accepted as her father, she is searching for a candidate to be her mother." Her specialty is "Proof of love" and it says "to prove her love for her family, she willingly sacrifices her own flesh and blood." She is literally a BPD incest angel doll!!!
Lord of the rings title that says "The Return of the King"
Bloodstained mail calling me a targets and saying the butterfly never loses sight of its target. 5 days to go
Azure Beastbinder {1}{U} Creature – Rat Rogue Vigilance This creature can’t be blocked by creatures with power 2 or greater. Whenever this creature attacks, up to one target artifact, creature, or planeswalker an opponent controls loses all abilities until your next turn. If it’s a creature, it also has base power and toughness 2/2 until your next turn. 1/3
Bee replying to a discord post that begins "Ok here's my idea for Adrastus x Persephone so y'all can believe that I am [actually cooking]" She says Holy shit That's amazing Adrastus doing the 'it turns out... I'm heterosexual ' while crying meme
Rhianna and Luciella, a powerful thief artifact that has been in my favorite gacha game since day one, over seven years ago. It depicts two busty, pale haired twins smooshing their boobs together and contorted at impossible angles for sexy reasons. They are color coded by their eyes, butterfly hair pins, and daggers, one of which is pink, one of which is blue. The pink twin is smiling while the blue twin looks more reserved.they are wearing revealing outfits with fluffy turtleneck sleeves. Their daggers are connected by a chain
Video of my cute fluffy Chihuahua wiener dog licking my feet
Mtg card In Bolas's clutches
Dril post that reads hey girl,.. whats the general consensus on that pussy situation. what chemicals you got down there
Water spatter on my bathroom wall from me horsing around while washing my hands
Bsky draft that reads as follows Lydia: wow Me: pretty good, right? L: yeah, no, it was interesting. The horse sure was a depressed piece of shit... Why did you show me that again? Me, remembering I made a joke about how I'm directing her and Mada's relationship like JD Salinger on "Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: what do they know? Do they know things? Let's find out" and tried to show her the context but just ended up watching the whole show: uhhhh it's funny? The show, for context is Bojack Horseman, in which the famous author of the Catcher in the Rye directs a quiz show on which he ends up exploiting Bojack Horseman and Mr Peanutbutter's personal drama, including Bojack kissing PB's wife, for TV ratings
Bathroom selfie of me, a gorgeous blonde trans woman with blue green highlights in my hair, wearing overalls and a denim jacket which together cover most of my but leave my hips sluttily exposed
Magic the Gathering card named "Hypnotic Sprite," which shows a sprite hypnotizing a woman with a spiral.
art of my vtuber avatar, a blue demon foxgirl, in filthy rags in a cage while a purple haired woman stoops down to my level to caress my muzzled chin and smile cruelly. She is wearing the classic red fox hunting uniform and wielding a riding crop. You can't tell from the art but she is my ex's old Vtuber character