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Science enjoyer. Oaf of Competence Paladin. Observer that the existence of Action Comics implies the existence of Equal and Opposite Reaction Comics Reconstruction didn't stick, time for a do-over Sometimes reposts are just so I can find something again

Top frame: still from a news report showing a hacksawed pole with a chyron saying Crime Alert Flock Cameras Vandalized Springfield and Eugene Bottom frame: a still from The Expanse showing Katoa, a preteen or tween boy towards the end of his protomolecule hybridization, glowing translucent blue patterns showing on his face and neck and irises. He is sitting or crouching low in a futuristic medical facility, looking up and over the camera to someone offscreen. Closed Caption reads: "Disassembly reveals useful pathways."
An aerial view, as from Action News Five Chopper police chase footage, of two escaped llamas running through a field. One is black with blue stripes. The other is white with gold stripes. The stripes were badly drawn in MS Paint fwiw
An aerial view, as from Action News Five Chopper police chase footage, of two escaped llamas running through a field. One is black with blue stripes. The other is white with gold stripes. The stripes were badly drawn in MS Paint fwiw
A screenshot of a YouTube video thumbnail and title. The thumbnail is kind of a collage, with some screenshots of dudes faces probably from other youtube videos as the background. center foreground is a shoulders-up shot of a fairly attractive woman looking into the camera. She has hair in patches dyed dark brown and ash blonde, some tattoos on her chest and a full sleeve tattoo. She may be topless, but the arm is across her chest, and she's holding a mid-sized albino snake. A few more albino snakes are pasted on around the edges of the collage. The center of the thumbnail reads "what is going on." in bold letters The title of the video is "My Snake Tofu Hates Markiplier, and I Don't Know Why." Above the screenshot is text added in MS Paint, with a large kinda-handwritten-comics font more complex and chaotic/variable than Comic Sans, reading "Your Tarantual Yogurt Enjoys Kevinoscissor, and We All Understand Where" Below this in smaller more normal print is a quote from Jeremy Culhane's impression of Tucker Carlson on Weekend Update, "That's the rule. That's the goal now." No, I can't explain why I made this either
A vignette of a trio of animals cuddling on a dog bed photographed at a jaunty Dutch angle. Foreground right is a very relaxed cat, a modestly huge calico maine coon with inch long ear tufts, lynxy jowl fur, and insane toe floof. middle ground is a brindle boxer mutt with a petey patch, curled up and asleep. Curled up on her back is a tiny giant chihuahua with radar dish ears and three points of coal for her eyes and nose
A scene from Star Trek: The Next Generation, in which Dr. Crusher sitting in a very Victorian-to-Edwardian-coded sitting room, lit only by a couple gas or oil lamps and a small candle in an elaborate candle/lantern. She sits in an armchair, not reclining, perhaps even sitting on the edge of the seat, but with her head tilted back as though savoring the moment or waiting for something whisps of a shimmering green glow are seen before her Just to be clear yes this is the scene from Sub Rosa
There she is My white whale A kickass chrome pusher bar with big flood lights Found in the wild in a wintery suburban parking lot On a second-generation Toyota Solara convertible in silver and black Saw this fella off and on for several years between 2015 and 2025
a screenshot from The Babylon Bee (derogatory) which shows Trump on the phone, next to a map showing the original 13 British American Colonies probably c 1770ish Caption reads: Oh No! Trump Negotiates Deal with England and Now They Have the Colonies Back
A still from an SD broadcast of a group of nuclear holocaust survivors who look up in horror or awe or some such emotion at something off screen. They are dressed in 90s clothes on a low-budget rustic farm or cabin set. They are 90s diverse, with a working class white guy, a middle class white dude, an white dude in a suit, two white women in casual clothes, and a black guy in medical scrubs. Looking closely one may see that they all have a patch of white hair.
A screenshot of a text notification from Doordash: "Fate is approaching with your order from Starbucks."
Father Ted and Father Dougal have chained themselves to a rail outside a movie theater. They hold signs that say, "Down with this sort of thing" and "Careful now"
A screen grab of a google image search for big bowl of beans showing Macy maces photo as the top result
A screenshot of a Google result with the AI summary. The prompt was ā€œgimme the beat boysā€ The slop response was ā€œYou're looking for the classic 1973 hit "Drift Away" by Dobie Gray. The song, which also gained renewed popularity when covered by Uncle Kracker in 2003, is the ultimate track for relaxing and escaping the daily grind.ā€
A still from the movie Sneakers, with River Phoenix, Dan Akroyd, Sidney Poitier, Robert Redford, and David Strathairn
An illustration of the Curupira, a forest guardian spirit in the folklore of some indigenous people of the Amazon basin, which walks with feet turned backwards to fool trackers and mislead travelers, depicted here as a smiling red-haired male-coded person, wearing only a green loincloth and a necklace, and shown with the feet turned backwards
A lithograph of an ibis or similar bird with a long curved bill. Caption reads: LEARNING FROM YOUR FUCKUPS DOESN'T SEEM LIKE SOMETHING YOU'RE INTO signed @effinbirds of @effinbirds.com
A tweet by SketchesbyBoze "Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can't do things we've been doing for 5000 years"
Top frame, Sam Reich stands in his pinstripe suit behind his podium on the set of Game Changer, gesturing towards the contestants offscreen Caption: "Now, you all understand how the game works?" Second frame, Dax, Sisko, Kira, and Bashir are on a weird 90s alien set with lots of salmon and lavender in diamond geometric patterns. The are standing or crouching, looking at a young alien gradeschooler playing space hopscotch, in a 90s space romper in pink and metalic silver, probably with a neru collar because nothing says the future of the 90s like a neru collar. They have puzzled or concerned expressions, some waving tricorders at her. The captions for each DS9 crew member are, respectively: "No" "No" "No" "Not a clue"
The Noise Boys are on the set of Game Changer. Zac Oyama holds something imaginary up to his face, looking intent. Josh, over his right shoulder, stares horrified into the distance. Brennan, leering over his left shoulder, is whispering gleefully in Zac's ear. Caption reads: The safest thing to do is to eat it now. Fast and hard.
RedWingGirl skeets ā€œUnpopular opinion. Childrenā€™s toys have no business on the roadā€
A screencap from a video by cyan-hair'd and -eyebrow'd dungeontuber Ginny Di @ginnydi.com from November 2024, in which her earrings have some opinions on recent events They are three-inch-tall pink guillotines
The Strait of Hormuz "Could This Be A Solution?" facebook post map meme has been badly photoshopped in MS Paint The poster's profile pic and name have been replaced by "Mr. Morden", a character from the TV show Babylon 5. The caption still reads "Could this be a solution?" The map portion originally showed the Strait of Hormuz with an illustration suggesting that cargo could be offloaded from stranded cargo vessels trapped in the Gulf, trucked across the Empty Quarter to the far coast of Oman on the Arabian Sea. It has been modified with the proposed truck route drawn over by a blue channel - again done badly in MS Paint. Above the blue channel is a badly cut out image of a Shadow Battlecrab, a powerful and terrifying spacecraft from Babylon 5 which is described as a cross between a spider and your worst nightmare, firing an energybeam down to the channel, with badly drawn red fire where it terminates Caption in the map reads: "Shadows lance the Arabian Peninsula from orbit, vaporizing 300m of rock and soil in a path 500m wide spanning 800km to form a new canal connecting the Persian Gulf and Arabian Sea, also ejecting over ten cubic kilometers of vaporized rock into the atmosphere, the equivalent of the eruption of Mount Pinatubo in 1991"
A pair of green anoles - small green lizards - eye each other a couple feet apart on a wooden deck. They do push-ups to intimidate each other, and one extends his dewlap, a bright red patch of skin that can be fanned out under the chin
A screenshot from the PC/C64 game Red Storm Rising back when Microprose was awesome Along the right of the screen are two displays, the top with entries like "Heading" "Speed" "Depth", and the bottom saying "CONTACT: KASHIN Bearing 218 Deg - Range 19KYDS" etc. The rest of the screen is a "Tactical Display" map of a blue field with a cyan dot labeled "L. A." and a magenta dot labeled "KASHIN"
A pen and ink drawing/cartoon of an outdoor scene. In the background are trees and mountains. In the foreground is a large lynx, looking calm and a bit smug. Nearby a party of four men look over an embankment at the lynx. In back are two men, one in robin-hood-esque kit, the other more barbarian-ish. A man in chainmail holding a sword looks exasperated while addressing a man in robes and a pointy hat. The wizard-y guy looks at the lynx with a befuddled expression, while the knight-ish guy points at the lynx and glares at the wizard as he speaks Caption reads: "Whaddya mean we gotta talk to this lynx? The last monster we talked to ate half of the party!"
Just your standard anime startrek crew. A robot with a CRT for a head, a pink-haird punk chick with a bass slung over her shoulder, an anime highschool girl holding a red baseball bat, and an anime tween dude in a blue hoodie with a red ballcap on backwards at a jaunty angle. There is a yellow Honda Cadet scooter with a sticker, a black circle with "P!" logo. All are standing dynamically before a large green iron-truss bridge in the background This is a promo still for Fooly Cooly aka FLCL
A 1950s Esso station, or if viewed from another angle, an oss3 station This one happens to be in Milan, Italy, located in picturesque Piazzale Loreto. Apparently some years they celebrate with certain decorations on April 28th
A clipping of unknown origin or authenticity, apparently from an old-timey-ish newspaper or magazine of a table labled THINGS WOMEN USED AS WEAPONS. FROM POLICE COURT RECORDS. Entries include Broom handles .................. 186 Table knives of all kinds .... 102 Rolling pins ......................... 76 ... Revolvers ............................ 31 ... Books .................................. 4 Potato mashers ................... 3 Riding whips ........................ 3 ...
An image of two men, a woman, and a silvery humanoid, in slightly futuristic but-Earth-coded camo uniforms, standing dynamically in line abreast before a wall of rough stone blocks with maybe a Mayan vibe and tropical vegetation, but also part of a futuristic golden metal structure entering frame from the left These are four X-treme heroes for an X-treme adventure are, from left to right, Raymond Gunne as Doctor Levantā€¦ Nick Marlowe as the wry Colonel Danningā€¦ Yolanda Reese as the brilliant Major Stacey Monroeā€¦ And introducing Douglas Anders as Grell, the Robot Star Trek: X-Treme! Coming this fall, only onā€”
A skeet by user 'abraconagra - @markpopham.bsky.social' featuring a clip from the original Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual c 1980ish that features the description and illustration of the 'Wererat' The illustration features two humanoid creatures with rat-like heads, fur-covered torsos and thighs, and a long scaly tail. Both are naked, although not posed so as to be lewd, per se. However, one sits on the ground facing us with his arm casually propped on his knee and the other resting on the hilt of a sword in a nonchalant fashion The other is crouched almost on all fours, close, perhaps snuggled against the chest of the first, effectively between their legs. Both are gazing intently at the observer - us. It is an intimate, almost come-hither view. The caption of the skeet reads: GARY GYGAX: hey you get that drawing of wererats done for the monster manual? DAVE TRAMPIER: sure did Gary - real sexually available and enticing just like you asked GARY GYGAX: ... alright. okay. that's fine ------ a reply by 'The Comfy Dude - @2house2fly.bsky.social' says "we saw you across the dungeon and we really like your vibe"
A tweet by racist dipshit Mike Lee: "The Constitution isn't a national suicide pact It doesn't compel us to encourage illegal immigration with universal birthright citizenship"
A series of skeets from the "ā€Ŗfunniest tweet ever" thread: * Dr. Sarah Parcakā€¬ ā€Ŗ@indyfromspace.bsky.socialā€¬ OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding." * Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.socialā€¬ I have room in my heart for this one. (Includes image of tweet from Coolee Bravo @BravoCoolee "Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say, "I like pancakes" and somebody will say, "So you hate waffles?" No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.") * hardbapā€¬ ā€Ŗ@hardbap.bsky.socialā€¬ Banger ā€Ŗ * Inuit Inutiā€¬ ā€Ŗ@leklandpalmer.bsky.socialā€¬ So you hate mash?šŸ¤Ø
Phil Collins was scruffy in the 70s A screenshot of Collins in a beard and hippie-coded long hair, wearing overalls with no shirt, from a performance of "The Musical Box" on Belgian TV in ~1972
A screenshot from Merlin Bird IDā€™s birdsong identification tool. There is a solid gray line across the bottom of the spectrogram, circled in red
A still from Monty Python and the Holy Grail with a closeup of the Rabbit of Caerbannog, a harmless little bunny surrounded by human remains
An upside-down image of the sign for the Esso gas(petrol) station which was located at Piazzale Loreto, c 1945
A still from the ... uh, remarkable ... episode of Star Trek (tos) "The Omega Glory" in which blue-eyed blonde cave man, Cloud William, says to Kirk, "Freedom? That is a worship word"
A little brown dog, less than ten pounds probably, snuggled with her big sis and her Dino blanket, smiling in her sleep as she dreams of murdering bunnies
This is what peak floof performance looks like Ginger, a calico mainecoon, lies on her back in a ridiculous pose, with her front paws stretched straight out down her belly and her back paws in the air. A prodigious mane of floof around her neck looks like a huge Elizabethan ruffled collar. Excessive floof everywhere
A tuxedo cat named Daxi is curled up next to my pillow with a tiny smile, content in the knowledge that I canā€™t make my bed with her there and that Iā€™m not even gonna think about moving her to do it
Two dogs and a cat cuddled together on a pet bed In the back is a giant 12lb chihuahua with large ears, with her chin on a big brindle boxer mutt, and the foreground is dominated by a very large calico Maine coon with huge fur points on her ears and tufts of floof between her toes
A photo of a man walking outside a somewhat utilitarian building in a snowy bit of prairie. Photoshopped on the building as if scrawled wit a large paintbrush are the words ā€œROMANES EUNT DOMUSā€ The photo is from the occupation of Malheur National Wildlife Refuge by far right ā€œlibertarianā€ antigovernment extremists led by Ammon Bundy
That scene from The Empire Strikes Back where Lando leads Han and Leia to 'dinner' and they open the door and learn that it's a trap with Vader and Boba Fett and Trump and Romney sitting at the table
An upstanding young Edwardian go-getter in an elegant suit stands facing the day. From behind, he is gripped by a large box of grape nuts with rippling arms, and long muscular legs shod in gladiators' sandals Caption reads: STEADIES A MAN All of a man's real power comes from steady nerves and a keen clear brain. GRAPE = NUTS
A dude walking along the sidewalk, not me but representative, pictured from the waist down: The outfit is baggy, ill-fitting gray cargo shorts with too many pockets paired with a baggy, ill-fitting t-shirt, and white comfortable but deeply unstylish tennis shoes and white, unremarkable crew socks
A screenshot of a post by Crab Museum graphic shows a screenshot from the viral video of the crab holding a knife in its claw, with an illustration of a dude with his arms up in a way that suggests he's warding off a threat or protecting his face. The crab's knife is pointed toward the dude The crab is labeled "2026" and the dude is labeled "ME" Crab Museum has captioned the post, "Don't worry, kings, you've got this!"
That guy from clickholeā€™s ā€œHeartbreaking: the Worst Person You Know just Made a Great Pointā€ bit
Gil Gerard as Buck Rogers - a publicity still shows him with his arm around the little robot with the suggestive head, Twiki, smiling and pointing past the camera
a dollop of mayo with sicko yellow eyes, biting its lip with its sicko grin
Sex Bob Omb, selling out, featuring Steven Stills (vocals and guitar) Kim Pine (drums) and Young Neil (bass). They are in black and white stage duds at the Chaos Theater in the climactic scene of the 2010 film, Scott Pilgrim vs The World. They seem conflicted as they play.
A Heroforge render of the mini for a D&D character wearing a long leather duster, holding a colorful and ornate hunting bow and a knife. The character is an anthropomorphic deer/elk person, with general humanoid proportions, standard humanoid hands, oversized hooves for feet, and an elk-coded head/face, with goat- or gazelle-coded horns and horizontal-oval pupils.
Pete Hegseth sits at a table, with a placard describing him as "SSECRETARY OF WAR" which is two stupid things for the price of one
Spotify saying my musical taste is 23 years old
A cluttered desk, a desktop monitor, a notepad full of hastily scrawled lists implying project notes, an arm that might be positioned for keyboard use. A picture of industry Draped across the arm, a large black and white cat Industry be damned, she demands a warm place, attention, and pets
Grell, the robot, portrayed by Douglas Anders, played by Herbert Duncanson, who is also the stand-in for Christopher Judge for his character Teal'c upon whom Grell is based. A scene from the science fiction TV show Stargate SG-1 where the character Douglas Anders is waiting between shots backstage on the set for the fictional science fiction TV show Wormhole X-Treme! This is all absolutely hilarious. You're laughing right now. Or will be if you stop and watch five and a half seasons of Stargate SG-1. Maybe watch the feature film, Stargate, first, if you haven't. Then come back and read this post and you'll be absolutely in stitches. Go ahead, I'll wait. See? Yeah now you see how this is hilarious. I'm glad you enjoyed reading this post as much as I enjoyed posting it I am sad I couldn't find a gif for him though
A three headed dog. Also three bodied. Okay itā€™s just three dogs in a snuggle pile in the yard one is small and floofy and looks like a foreshortened luck dragon. Another is a giant chihuahua. The third is a brindle with a perfect Petey spot on her right eye
A plump not-really-ginger-kinda-calico Maine coon cat named Ginger is flopped looking very cute but not quite dignified on a threadbare carpet
A scene from Homestar Runner's Strong Bad Emails's Web Comic TEEN GIRL SQUAD! a virtual sheet of college-ruled notebook paper with a virtual ballpoint sketch of a t-rexish dino punting a grunge-coded stick figure girl (What's Her Face). As she soars out of frame, she laments, "dag, yo."