devon of nine

@dev0n.bsky.social

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the artist formerly known as dynamofire. devonmaloney.com // malonemail.ghost.io

a screenshot of a spam email i received offering backlink services from “noah centineo”
a still of ferengi brothers quark and rom from the show star trek: deep space nine
a stock photo of a white woman smiling and reading an e-reader on a beige couch. a larger-than-life metallic "witch's hand" statue is photoshopped ("mounted") onto the wall to her left; it has a set of photoshopped-on-photoshopped car keys hanging off the curled pinky finger
two stills from the fellowship of the ring movie, the first one of frodo waking up with the caption "you are in the house of elrond," the second of gandalf with the caption "and it's 10 o'clock in the morning on october the 24th"
a tumblr post from user personsonable that reads "me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU" and then reblogged by user miaislying with the comment "Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?" then reblogged by the OP with the comment "decay exists as an extant form of life" and then reblogged a final time by miaislying with the comment "That's a terrifying answer, have a nice day"
A text graphic that reads “autumn shelter event, Sunday, October 1, 10 AM – 1PM. pumpkin spice, and everything nice for our unhoused neighbors in MacArthur Park. WE WILL HAVE: breakfast, lunch, haircuts, first aid services, covid boosters, duct tape, flashlights, rain ponchos, tarps, and more! HOW YOU CAN HELP: Visit tinyurl.com/unhousedinLA to purchase shelter items. DM @evadotwoods on IG to donate supplies or to volunteer for the event. Venmo @catherine-schetina to help us purchase grocery store gift cards. Share this graphic and TELL YOUR FRIENDS!”
a product from trader joe's called Seasoning in a Pickle Seasoning Blend
a still photo of michelle gomez as missy in doctor who
a car stopped at a red light with the vanity license plate GUTTR4U, which you’d assume means GUTTER FOR YOU, which you’d have to assume is the nastiest sexual innuendo you’ve ever seen on a license plate
a zookeeper at the Korkeasaari Zoo holding the new manul kitten
a screenshot of a tweet from @the_marmolade with the "X" brand logo in the top right, exactly where the "x out"/close window "x" would be on a pop up image
a graphic that says “DONATIONS NEEDED! every week we provide 300+ lunches to unhoused and housing-insecure residents of macarthur park. average cost per plate $4.00. suggested donation amount: $20 (5 meals). venmo @catherine-schetina” and includes photos of homemade meals served, including pasta and salads.
a photo of an orange maine coon cat that looks inexplicably like ron perlman with the words "there's a lot of ways to lose your house" inscribed below it, referencing the actor's video message toward execs whose goal it is to let striking writers "lose their houses" from lack of work
the two-shot still of filmmaker hayao miyazaki talking to the cameraman about his white cat, who lounges on a table. he says "look how carefree she looks" and then turns to the cat and says "you have no schedule." the image has been turned into a meme that labels miyazaki as "american audiences" and the cat as "hayao miyazaki's ''final film.''"
the muscly-white-and-black-guys-team-up meme where one is “fantasy writers” and the other is “fantasy readers.” their clasped hands—where they agree—is “a huge library in every story”