Deviant Ollam ใƒ„

@deviantollam.bsky.social

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Philadelphian in Cascadia. Vociferous champion for Oxford commas, two spaces after a period, and ellipses. I break into buildings. ๐Ÿ”“ "Even if the world were ending tomorrow, I would still plant a tree." ๐ŸŒฒ (he/they)

One person on the internet posts: "I'm one diarrhea let us away from fitting into my slutty little Andrew Tate capris" A person replies to them: "isn't it crazy that a week ago none of these words had ever been said together"
Thumbnail of a YouTube video, the title of which is "How To Play With Electricity" The thumbnail shows a person's hand holding up a Violet Wand tool that is glowing purple
Photograph of the apron of an airfield. The concrete is covered with puddles and the sky is rippled with clouds.
Cover of Newsweek magazine from February 24th, 1992. It features a close-up photograph of an infant's face and the headline asks the question: "Is This Child Gay?"
Selfie of me in an airplane seat with the most beautiful woman imaginable in the world next to me
Photo of a person with a multi-thousand lumen light shining directly into their face
Photograph of a small window at the end of an upstairs hallway. The blinds are shut on the window and sunlight is coming through. Because of a structure outside of the window, however, the lighting makes it appear as though a human being is standing directly outside of this upstairs window.
A photo of a pack of light bulbs that apparently have a built in battery so the bulb can keep glowing even if the power goes out. Wait, how would that even work, anyway?
Selfie of me in an airport as I exit passenger screening
Photo of a fast food restaurant which features five very large stars embossed on the stucco exterior. Only one of the five stars is colored in gold, however.
Selfie of me walking through the Philadelphia Airport holding an iconic soft pretzel with a bite taken out of it and a knowing, satisfied look on my face
Selfie of me in my parents' guest bedroom, laying on a pillow, holding a Philadelphia soft pretzel for the camera
A large presentation stage in an auditorium and the lectern has a projection screen behind it featuring my photo and my bio information
A derpy looking white guy stands next to a room marked "cyber science war room" He is nearly bald and has very close-cropped hair... because growing at any longer than that would just sort of look pathetic at this point. ๐Ÿ˜„
Photo of a fresh made to order guacamole stand in an airport lounge
Screenshot of an email promoting upcoming events from a gun range called "88 Tactical"
Screenshot of the old text-based BitchX IRC client
Screenshot from ArsTechnica article where we learn that our colleagues formally from CoalFire who were arrested on a legit pen test are finally over their ordeal with the conclusion of the civil matter
Selfie of me in the port side of an aircraft in a window seat. What else is new.
Selfie photo of a woman with magenta hair and stunning eyes wearing a long red dress and a knitted wool cowl as she leans up against a wall of greenery. ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’œ
Reminder to everyone visiting family this holiday... LG calls it "TrueMotion" Sony refers to it as "MotionFlow" Samsung uses the term "Auto Motion Plus" You're welcome. ๐Ÿ“บ
Screenshot of a video call connecting a brunette woman in prison with a boy in a black Santa hat who is next to a Christmas tree
Screenshot of a thumbnail for my Monday video this week which is entitled "Sneaking my Covert Entry Tools Past Security on a Fancy Evening" and the accompanying photo is me, in one of my evening suits, being gripped on either arm by Lintile and J0hnny XMas who are wearing officious marshal style uniforms.
Screenshot from a video showing the glowing green light underneath escalator treads. The caption reads: "why do some but not all escalators glow green from underneath?"