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dumb jokes/political/nostalgia/dog farts

A copy of The Onion newspaper laying on a couch in front of a very cute old dog
The best part of Sublime's "What I Got" is when they sing "I can play the guitar like a motherfuckin' riot" and then proceed to play the guitar as though they just learnt guitar today for that one specific section only.
A screenshot of one of my phone notes from February 25, 2026 at 10:50 PM. It says “Names have been changed And appearance have been altered”
An old black staffy/lab with a salt and pepper face laying in a bed with his head on a soft white pillow at the headboard. The headboard is green velvet and the blanket under him under him is green fleece
A title picture of the 3 women from a show called “HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN FROM BELFAST”. There is a blonde woman on the left looking a bit sassy, a short haired beanie wearing chick looking unimpressed in the middle and then a lady with red-ish hair looking over her sunglasses disapprovingly on the right
A screenshot of a Google search where I misspelled “caramel iron supplement” as “caamel” and this is what it gave me: “Iron supplements for camels are specialized hematinic products designed to boost red blood cell formation, enhance energy, and improve performance in racing or working camels. Common options include liquid iron (Haemafe/Haemalex) and powder, often containing Vitamin B12, and are administered in food or water..”
A group of girls aged 9-12 dressed kind of like “war boys“ from the mad max movies. They have body suits so they look like shirtless boys and camo pants and lots of utility leather. They’re in the wings before they go on stage for their ballet dance
A black lab/staffy dog laying in the sun on top of a grey fuzzy dog bed. His eyes are shut but his tongue is sticking out a bit like a little *blem*
A screenshot of my notes app and it says “Young people need Elvis. Who's gonna be the old ladies that go to the impersonator show and line up to get kissed by the dude by the dozen and freak out over sweaty scarves? It's too funny not to live on”
A still of Trump talking and his words across the bottom: “I wasn’t a big fan of Jeffrey Epstein”
This one is a doozy: An AI picture of Joseph Maldonado (Tiger King) behind bars with handcuffs on. He is wearing a sequined black jacket and a chain necklace and hoop earrings. He has a badly bleached mullet and a dumb handlebar mustache. In the background everything is in like a sepia tone. There’s the jail yard with a tiger on his left. On the right there are pictures of Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein. two other guys in suits too but idk who they are. The text across the top and bottom says: “LOOK WHO’S THE ONLY ONE IN PRISON BUT NOT IN THE EPSTEIN FILES”
A gorgeous Dutch shepherd relaxing on a couch with two white pillows under his head
A picture of rfk jr. sitting in congress photoshopped to look like he is wearing a tinfoil shirt and hat The caption says “water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted”
A picture of the cartoon cast from the Disney show Recess, there are six kids in the picture all in poses that kind of suit their personalities. the title is below them in big letters
And ad for Applebee's that says “THE NEW O-M-CHEESE BURGER” Dip your cheeseburger into a skillet filled with cheese! Try the NEW O-M-Cheese burger for just $11.99” and has a picture of two burger halves with cheese and bacon sitting in a whole lot of cheese. There are fries in the background of course
A still shot of a cartoon room for a virtual finch bird. She’s pink with a pteradon hat and a pink bow around her neck. Her room is Dino themed with a jungle bed with a monkey shaped pillow. She is standing on a little carpet shaped like a Dino foot print. She has a fireplace behind her and a star shaped ceiling lamp too
The tread on me flag but the snake has a leash and a ball gag and a maga hat! Underneath it says “TREAD ON ME PLEASE DEAR SUPER RICH DADDY”
Tiger King posted “if @realdonaldtrump was to do one thing to show it’s about the right thing to do. He would sign my clemency and pardon Martha Stewart” above an AI photo of himself (in a cheetah print jacket) and Martha in the Oval Office being given presidential pardon certificates from Trump
a black and white staffy/lab with his old grey face smushed into a pillow while he’s zonked out on a fleece blanket with another fleece blanket on top of him
a very unfortunate close up of a very unfortunate JD Vance and he’s got a bit of a smokey lash line on the bottom of his eyes as usual
A screenshot of a webpage for a Lumon Industries Merch store that is selling a Lumon Terminal computer just like the ones in the show Severance
Me as a toddler alone in my stroller looking maybe confused, boggled, disturbed or something along those lines. I have my hands crossed on my lap. I am wearing a very 90s red jacket and blue pants with high white socks and chunky pink sneakers that are resting on the strollers foot rest!
A sticker with the caption “your mom broke my edging streak” with a big werewolf in the middle ripping his shirt off and howling to the moon which you can see behind him
Shrek the ogre posted “Can’t today, I’m swamped” as his Facebook status
A marketplace ad for “2.8lb Baked Citrine Cluster”. The pic is a woman holding a massive heart shaped crystal but it’s all red and orange and looks like pizza
A pop up about a new feature called “Saved Posts” that is somehow starring Jerry Chen
“How poor people look defending billionaires that don't give AF about them” and there’s a slobby man in the stands of a basketball court giving a congrats tap on the shoulder to a pro athlete as he walks by