Devious Vacuum

@deviousvacuum.bsky.social

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Friend of a friend of all your favorite online personalities 🤩 Girl Games and VNs Let's Player 💅 bigtime Vampire Chronicles freak 🧛‍♂️ Actually a roboticist IRL 🤖 T1D 🧃 30 or 40 years old 👵 3 apples tall 🍎

Before: tan and black checkered pants. After: burnt orange pants with a hint of the previous checker pattern.
Devious Vacuum's hunter, sort of a cotton candy Bloodborne character
Four small coffees from Phalcha Coffee in rose, matcha, ube and butterscotch
The Asus Eee PC, a tiny baby laptop that predates the functionality of phones and tablets today
Single women are buying more houses. The men they are dating are not responding well
"You've just encountered one of my trademark multitudes"
Banner ad reading "Kotex Gravity core"
A woman's and man's pair of glasses next to each other in a luxurious French Quarter hotel room
Two Furbies talking to each other
Mario Party minigame Messy Memory, where you rearrange items on shelves in a specific order
Manwha and Manga preview digests from ComicCon 2005
The allears emote from SomethingAwful
An AI generated elf woman and her pregnant twink tomato boyfriend
Built Puff protein bar in banana cream pie flavor
Interior of an unbelievably sapphic Catholic church. Don't make a cum joke you philistines
Chat messages: Do you have to beat this? Lol. Lmao.
The meme that says "Help! I'm unhappy" and the offscreen hand with a sword says "Okay, here's gradual change through daily habits" and the person says "No thanks, I was looking for dramatic escape"
A Bella Sara trading card showing a flaming red horse with an inexplicable pink ribbon. The text says: I run faster than the wind. Follow me and we will find a magical place.
Squishmallows Donald Duck making a face of sort of depressed acceptance, much like us
It's a 10 miracle leave-in product
Some kind of game card reading "is there something suspicious in the mansion?"
So close!! That is a shape
Get the look: dark and twisted
bettergoods (Walmart) brand prosciutto and arugula pizza
10 signs you're a sigma female (the rarest woman of them all)
10 traits of a sigma female but I'm not listing them out because it's stupid
Screenshot from DARK MOON: THE BLOOD ALTAR which is actually just a Twilight level high school romance anime. Hopefully it gets more fucked up as the season progresses, but... somehow I doubt it...
Beware, traveler... For there are also False Horses...
Devious Vacuum's $10 Horse Fortunes
My most frequently used Twitch emotes, the top emote of which is teddyras's fish hat emote
Zero sugar chocolate caramel creamer, matcha tea bags, chocolate pu-erh tea bags, and sugar free pistachio and strawberry syrup (I don't have raspberry)
Perfect boyfriend triangle: the perfect boyfriend is somewhere between exotic, dangerous monster that the world forbids you to fuck, handsome swindler, and Columbo
100% achievements unlocked in BALL X PIT
Claudio Simonetti's Goblin at the Paramount Theater
What if a hot vampire lady was also pink
it's amazing how when i'm an active agent in my life good things happen and i feel capable and confident in myself and when i just passively left life happen to me terrible things happen and i am miserable. surely no one else has ever noticed this tendency
Movie poster for Simone (2002) starring Al Pacino which is about a director who creates a digital actress and ruins his life
The first episode of the anime "Let's Play" is named "Life is S-Rank"
New anime coming Fall 2025 called "Let's Play"
Vintage style green bathroom vanity with the water turned on
A&W Ice Cream Sundae Zero Sugar Soda (real)
One second of yours truly (clown hipster millennial white woman) sinking into a ball pit
Merchandise cup of one Rose M Honeyboy that says "ice juice"
It's time to advance to Clown.
you also should read shoujo manga every once in a while and develop some emotions.
Black cap that says "The 19th Hole" which is a slang term for the bar at the clubhouse. The O in Hole is an asterisk, which really makes it seem like it's referred to the butthole of the wearer.
Large brown stuff bear with both its legs off to one side as if it is in sultry repose
You're not going to believe this, but it's a pair of glasses for adults that is hot pink and contains the shape of a horse.
a cute and round mouse with a sword and shield
TeeKO designed shirt showing your hero, Devious Vacuum, with subtitle "Gaming is my Life"
An eyeshadow palette labeled "Python Code"
Someone paid for an entire billboard but not too much because we aren't even inside Austin city limits to say "Elon fears Bannon's truth #Unban Bannon on X"