It's Me, Mike Olson

@devlin1.bsky.social

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Freelance writer and game designer. West Coast Adventurers Guild writer. Legends of Greyhawk Story Lead (Wild Coast and Bandit Kingdoms Divisions). Knows about the Wii shopping channel and loves to shop on it every Wednesday.

Crystal the panda-lady asking "You said you were hit by two cars?" Before her is a plate of food -- could be pasta, could be salad. They got both kinds at Carrabba's.

Captain Jonathan Archer from the Mirror Universe as depicted in Star Trek: Enterprise. You thought this was just a dig at Enterprise, didn't you? No, it's cleverer than that.

Picture of some kinda squirrel girl maybe (not that one) named Rebecca Redhand. The Principality of Redhand is, as you are no doubt aware, part of the Combination of Free Lords -- or as some derisively call it, the Bandit Kingdoms. Rebecca is wearing a Hollister shirt.

A folded-up piece of white paper sealed with what looks like a red wax seal with the letters "TM" imprinted in it. It looks more or less like a Taskmaster task. Like I don't want to get too critical, but, y'know, a Taskmaster fan would recognize it.

The words "Read 46 more replies" indicating the thread is just getting started.

Poster for Tron (1982).

Image of "Big Tex" Buildings, who is... a walrus, maybe? A no-tusk walrus? And his widow, a duck (?) with a skincare business who's had some work done. Look, it doesn't matter what animals they're meant to be.

Dialogue box reading "Nora, it's Harrison Ford. Your husband Lee tells me you're a bit of a 'superfan.'"

Screenshot of the gold castle from Atari's Adventure.

Flowchart maps from Infocom's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy computer game.